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“Future Generations Will Judge Us By What We Do About The GP Co-Payment Today”: Abbott Tells G20
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has told world leaders that the time to act on visits to the doctor is
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Science To Be Replaced By Anecdotes
Scientific research programs will be cut back and replaced by a recent experience the guy down the shops had, it
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Tony Abbott Calls For Mature Three Word Slogan Debate About GST
It is time to have a grown up, sensible conversation about a Big New Tax, the Prime Minister said today
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Fax Machines Are Our Future, Says Abbott
Prime Minister Tony Abbott today opened a new fax machine factory in Melbourne’s west, saying the telecommunications devices were ‘friends
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Penis Size To Be Included On Name Placards At Upcoming G20 Summit
In an effort to calm growing tensions in the lead up to next month’s G20 Summit in Brisbane, the event’s
Nerf Gun Attack Foiled By Australia’s Federal Police
A large scale and well-planned attack in a suburban living room was shut down before it began today, after a
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Labor Party To Close Down Until After Iraq War
The Australian Labor Party will be packed into a sturdy box and placed in a casual storage facility until the
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Freedom Reduced In Order To Maintain Freedom
Government monitoring and surveillance will increase, hold-without charge laws will be re-introduced, and restrictions will be ramped up, in order
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Renewable Target: 20% Of Australia’s Electricity To Be Powered By Burning Scientific Reports
With traditional coal supplies in decline, Australia’s energy providers will be encouraged to use scientific reports as a key input
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Government Still Trying To Sell Budget (All Reasonable Offers Considered)
2014 Federal Budget, Urgent Sale Up for sale is one Federal Budget. Only 3 months old, low kms
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Brandis Reassures Australians: Data Retention Laws Only For People Using World Wide Web
The Government’s new data retention laws will only apply to those young folk using the Information Superhighway, Attorney-General George Brandis
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Work For Dole: Unemployed To Spend 25 Hours A Week Helping Companies Sift Through Job Applications
Asking unemployed Australians to “apply for a job of a morning, and sort through a pile of poorly-thought out, templated
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Work For Dole: Jobless To Spend 25 Hours A Week Building New Bookshelf For George Brandis
Australians who receive unemployment benefits will be required to work up to 25 hours each week on the construction of
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Fence To Be Built Between Australia And Indonesia
Work will begin next month on a 3,000 km fence stretching from Christmas Island to Cape York Peninsula, following the
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Corporal Punishment, 1950s To Be Reintroduced To School Curriculum
Students who misbehave in class will be hit with a strap and told to wait in the 1950s until they