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Labor Announces Point Of Difference With Fairer Bribing System Aimed At Low-Income Criminals
In a policy announcement designed to provide voters with a distinct choice at the next election, The Labor Party today
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Bill Shorten ‘May Still Be Alive’ Search Crews Say
Search and rescue teams across the country are still holding out hope that they will find Opposition Leader Bill Shorten
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People Smuggling Now Best Way To Crack Sydney Property Market
With house prices becoming increasingly unaffordable, more and more Australians are saving for their first home deposit by taking a
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Hockey Surprised To Learn Poor People Use Houses
Treasurer Joe Hockey has apologised for statements he made yesterday about buying a first home, saying he didn’t realise low-income
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Joe Hockey’s 6 Tips For First Home Buyers
With house prices at an all time high, getting a foothold in the property market can sometimes seem like an
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Alan Bond Buys ‘Prime Piece’ Of Heaven From Kerry Packer
80s business tycoon Alan Bond has paid a billion dollars for a small patch of Heaven that Kerry Packer first
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Peta Credlin Has Attended Every Question Time Since February. You Won’t Believe Where She’s Been Hiding.
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been carrying his Chief Of Staff around in a box, it has been revealed
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Citizenship To Be Replaced With Letter Of Commendation From Peter Dutton
Australians will need to get a personal recommendation from Immigration minister Peter Dutton if they want to keep living in
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Carlton To Snap Up Sepp Blatter
Victorian AFL team Carlton is set announce former FIFA President Sepp Blatter as its new coach, after the Swiss administrator
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Liberal Party Urged To Stay Away From Same Sex Marriage Bill To Avoid Catching Gay
Almost all Coalition MPs chose not to attend the introduction of the same sex marriage bill today, after party officials
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Johnny Depp’s Dogs Claim They Didn’t See Government Advertising Campaign
Yorkshire Terriers Pistol and Boo Depp say they were unaware of an Australian Government campaign that explicitly warned dogs travelling
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Government Announces Brand New Batch Of Barnacles
The Coalition unveiled a wide range of new barnacles tonight, which it will spend the next twelve months methodically removing
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Scott Morrison To Dictate Budget Speech To Joe Hockey Via Small In-Ear Device
In his first budget speech last year Treasurer Joe Hockey read from typed notes. Tomorrow he will be carefully listening
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“We’re Only Holidaying In Countries That Have Banned Capital Punishment, And America,” Say Angry Australians
An increasing number of Australian holiday-makers say they will boycott all non-American capital punishment nations
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Hockey Meets With Cabinet To Start Developing Next Year’s Budget Backdowns
Treasurer Joe Hockey met with senior ministers today to start formulating the key 2015 budgetary measures that will be humiliatingly