All posts tagged "Australian satire"
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NBN Still On Track For 2016 Completion, Government Says
Australia’s fast broadband network will be available to all homes by three years ago, Scott Morrison confirmed today.
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Israel Folau Forced To Use Innovative New Service ‘GoFundYourself’
Funding for the legal action Israel Folau himself initiated, to defend the bigoted statement he himself chose to post, has been thrown a lifeline, after...
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Australians Who Have Had A Go Will Receive Their Go In The Mail By Next Month, Government Reassures Impatient Public
Scott Morrison says the government will ‘absolutely’ deliver its flagship policy from last month’s election campaign, assuring any Australian who has had a go will...
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Climate Change Put On Hold Until Next Election
Global warming has been shelved until at least the next federal election, the Coalition announced today.
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Australia Elects Coalition, Excitedly Waits To See What Its Policies Will Be
Saying it was like waiting to open presents on Christmas morning, Australians across the country were today eagerly waiting to see what policies they had...
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Nation Re-Elects Man Who Took A Piece Of Fucking Coal Into Parliament
Australia has decided that the best man to lead the country is a man who took an actual pet rock into federal parliament.
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Australians To Continue To Pronounce ‘Brian Taylor’ As ‘Dickhead’
AFL fans across the country say they won’t be changing the way they say commentator Brian Taylor’s name, despite the fact Taylor himself has stated...
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Pauline Hanson Can’t Believe How Unlucky She Is To Keep Choosing Fucking Idiots As Candidates
A tearful Pauline Hanson has told A Current Affair that choosing a bankrupt, a crazy conspiracy theorist, a homophobe, a drunk racist and an actual...
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Scott Morrison Assembles Media To Announce That He Won’t Be Campaigning Today
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has gathered media together in a regular Sydney pub to announce that – out of respect for Australia’s service men and...
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Dutton: “I Manage To Live In My Electorate, Even Though I’m Missing My Soul”
Home Affairs Minister Dutton has continued his attack on opponent Ali France, saying he had no problems finding a place to live in the electorate,...
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Hanson Says She’s Heard Claims Made By Al Jazeera And Will Confront Him About It Personally
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has reacted angrily to reports that Al Jazeera secretly recorded her staff soliciting gun lobby funding, saying she will call...
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“I Was Concerned Negative Muslim Sentiment Was Taking Focus Away From African Gangs” Morrison Says
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has clarified his alleged comments from a 2010 shadow cabinet meeting, saying he was simply concerned that the rise in anti-Muslim...
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Government Denounces Blatant Racism, Calls For Return To Thinly-Veiled Racism
The Government has denounced Fraser Anning’s response to the recent Christchurch terrorist attack, saying it was incumbent on all politicians to at least give the...
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We Should Afford George Pell The Assumption Of Innocence Until Proven Guilty By Andrew Bolt
EDITORIAL: There has been much written about the trial of Cardinal George Pell in recent days, a great deal of it highly critical of Australia’s...
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Tim Wilson Confirms That Election Ballot Paper Will Now Contain Option To Donate To Liberal Party
Voters in the upcoming election will have the option to donate to the Liberal Party when they fill in their ballot paper, in an innovative...
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