All posts tagged "Australian satire"
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The Shovel & The Chaser Quarterly Present: ‘The War on 2019 – LIVE’
After a sold-out national tour last year, The Chaser Quarterly and The Shovel once again join forces to bring you The War on 2019 – an in-depth...
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Both GWS Fans Descend On MCG For Prelim Final
GWS Giants fans have swamped Melbourne ahead of Saturday’s clash with Collingwood, with both saying they are hopeful of a grand final berth for their...
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Scott Morrison Calls For Newstart Recipients To Provide Vial Of Blood, To Prove How Much They’re Willing To Bleed For This Country
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called for new measures that would require welfare recipients to provide a sample of their blood, as a sign that...
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60 Minutes Reveals Shocking Royal Abuse Scandal (And No, It’s Not Prince Andrew Sexually Assaulting A Minor)
Viewers who expected 60 Minutes Australia’s program about royal ‘scandal’ and ‘abuse’ to be about a prince accused of raping a 17 year-old girl, were...
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Indigenous Leaders Tell Pauline Hanson That Quitting Politics Would Be Disrespectful To Indigenous Australians. She Finishes Up Tomorrow.
Pauline Hanson has been told that quitting politics and going to live in a remote cave would be disrespectful to Indigenous Australians and that she...
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2GB Gives Alan Jones 38th Final Warning
Sydney radio station 2GB has told Alan Jones if he makes one more derogatory comment about women and he will be immediately threatened with sacking.
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“Pacific Nations Should Worry About Economic Growth Rather Than Fixating On Side Issues Like Being Totally Submerged Under The Ocean”: Morrison
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison says Pacific Island nations should stop being distracted by trivial issues like losing everything they’ve ever known to rising sea...
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Jones Says He Was Misinterpreted. “I Meant To Say I Am Threatened By Powerful Women And I’m Terrified That They May Be Smarter Than Me”
Sydney radio host Alan Jones says his comment that New Zealand Prime Minister should ‘have a sock shoved down her throat’ was wilfully misinterpreted and...
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“How Could We Have Known At The Time That Relentlessly Booing An Aboriginal Man Because He Spoke Up On Indigenous Issues Was Racist?”
“We’re all experts now aren’t we. Sure, four years on, it’s easy to see that relentlessly booing an Aboriginal man to the point that he...
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England Confirms It Received Coaching Assistance From Bill Shorten, To Get Advice On How To Fuck Up An Unassailable Lead
England cricket coach Trevor Bayliss says his team turned to former Labor leader Bill Shorten at tea on the first day of the first test...
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Liberal Party Doesn’t Have Any Goddamn Fucking Issues With Bullying
There is no issue with bullying in the Liberal Party and if you can’t see that then don’t expect to work in this town again,...
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New MasterChef Challenge Gives Contestants 60 Minutes To Prepare Beautifully-Constructed Illegal Wage Payment Scheme
In a new twist on Australia’s favourite cooking competition, MasterChef contestants will have exactly one hour to cook up the perfect way to underpay their...
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Government To Fight For Australians’ Right To Say Whatever They Want Unless It’s About Anzac Day
The Coalition says it is passionate about defending Australians’ right to express their opinions about absolutely anything at all (except Anzac Day, in which case...
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NBN Still On Track For 2016 Completion, Government Says
Australia’s fast broadband network will be available to all homes by three years ago, Scott Morrison confirmed today.
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Israel Folau Forced To Use Innovative New Service ‘GoFundYourself’
Funding for the legal action Israel Folau himself initiated, to defend the bigoted statement he himself chose to post, has been thrown a lifeline, after...
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