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December 22, 2020
Scott Morrison Wishes Australians A Merry Christmas “From Me, Jen And The Whole Image Management Team”
"A time to come together with your family, makeup artists and professional photographers"
November 10, 2020
Liberal Ministers Reaffirm Position That Marriage Is A Sacred Union Between A Woman, A Man And His Bit On The Side
"It's about giving a child a biological mother and father. And a step mother and a half sister,”
October 30, 2020
Trick-Or-Treater To Dress Up As ‘Marginal Liberal Electorate’ In Order To Get Bigger Handouts
"Going as a skeleton isn't going to net you the cash required to upgrade your lawn bowls club is it?"
October 26, 2020
Morrison Praises Efforts Of Victorians, Saying They Couldn’t Have Done It Without Him
"I dropped everything so I could start building a cubby house for the kids"
October 21, 2020
Government Launches New Track & Trace App, To Find Out What Happened To COVIDSafe App
"No-one has been within a mile of COVIDSafe since April"
October 19, 2020
Sydney To Open Lockdown-Themed Amusement Park For New Zealanders Who Want The Full Melbourne Experience
"It's time to just accept that people prefer Melbourne"
September 17, 2020
Daniel Andrews Refuses To Scrap 9pm Curfew But Agrees To Let Melburnians Read In Bed Until 9:30
"Then that’s it; it’s lights out"
September 8, 2020
EXCLUSIVE: Despite the hyped announcement and subsequent promises, the Morrison family cubby house is yet to be built, inside sources say
"I don't hold a nail gun mate"
September 1, 2020
“We’re all in this together”, Morrison tells New South Wales, Queensland, Western Australia, South Australia, Tasmania, ACT and NT
"When we’re doing it tough, we face it as one – five states, two territories"
August 19, 2020
Morrison promises free vaccinations for all Australians living in marginal electorates
"It's important to prioritise those most in need"
July 29, 2020
Ned Kelly wore mask to stop spread of COVID, new documents show
Bushranger Ned Kelly travelled around Victoria with a full face covering because he wanted to do his bit to stop
July 28, 2020
‘The Today Show’ interviews convicted arsonist ‘Rob’ about why bushfires are great
“We hear a lot about the negative side of bushfires. Are there positives too?"
July 23, 2020
Morrison Announces Budget Surplus Of Negative $213 Billion
"We said we'd get back in black. And that's exactly what we've done"
July 21, 2020
All Melbourne security guards must wear face masks when having sex with quarantine guests, Andrews says
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has announced that all Melbourne security guards working at quarantine hotels must wear a face-covering when
July 18, 2020
Government Launches New JobsForMates Scheme
"It's designed to give a leg-up to struggling former MPs, staffers and donors"
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