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Chris Bowen Randomly Dropping Taxation Rates Into Conversations, Friends Say
Shadow Treasurer Chris Bowen has been shoehorning figures from the Australian Taxation tables into every social interaction possible, his friends
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Arthur Sinodinos Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ Whether He Supports Abbott Or Not
Former Government Minister and Howard advisor Arthur Sinodinos says the Prime Minister may or may not have his backing, but
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Tony Abbott Confident He’ll Lead Liberal Party Until At Least 1959
Dismissing leadership speculation as ‘nonsense’, Tony Abbott says he is determined to lead the country well into the last century
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Tony Abbott Asks Housewives Of Australia To Help Him Iron Out Sexism Issues Within Government
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has labelled the criticisms of Peta Credlin coming from within his Government as sexist, and asked
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Abbott Switches Government Off And On Again
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has switched off the government at the wall, waited ten seconds, and then switched it on
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90% Of IKEA Customers Funnelled Offshore
Only one in ten customers who entered an IKEA store in the 2013/14 financial year remained in Australia, with the
ASIO To Watch While You Have Sex
An ASIO agent will be discreetly stationed behind a curtain when you have sex tonight, Attorney-General George Brandis revealed today
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Great Barrier Reef To Be Moved To Tasmania
Australia’s Great Barrier Reef will be broken down into small pieces and re-assembled off the east coast of Tasmania, in
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Abbott To Send In 3-Star General To Secure Australia’s Internet
Following a week of confusion about the exact details of Australia’s data retention policy, Prime Minister Tony Abbott moved to
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Poor People Scrapped
Australia’s poor will be abolished, as part of wide-ranging cuts announced in last night’s Federal budget
Man At Crown Casino Roulette Table Busy Paying Off James Packer’s Fine
Melbourne man Richard Bradley today sat down at a nondescript roulette table at Crown Casino, unknowingly entrusted with the task
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People Shocked To Find Chain Clothing Store At End Of H&M Queue
Hundreds of people who spent hours in a rain-soaked queue in Melbourne today were shocked to discover a mid-market clothing
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Melbourne Demons To “Start Rebuilding For 2015”: Roos
Paul Roos, coach of AFL side Melbourne, says his side will use the last 20 games of the season as
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Australia To Reinstate Imperial Measurement System
Australia will revert to using miles, ounces, yards and furlongs next year, more than 40 years after the imperial system
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NBN To Be Powered Entirely By Malcolm Turnbull’s Popularity
The Government today announced that it would cut all funding to the national broadband rollout and instead power the network