July 23, 2019

George, Matt and Gary Walk Away From MasterChef After Channel 10 Offers Them $9 An Hour

Channel 10 say they are surprised they could not reach a contract agreement with MasterChef judges George Calombaris, Matt Preston

May 10, 2019

New High Speed Rail Will Run Between Sydney & Melbourne Once Every Election Year

A new high speed rail policy has been announced that will connect the country’s two largest cities once every three

March 9, 2017

Typical. John Howard Enters Union Protest With Absolutely No Exit Strategy

Former Prime Minister John Howard hastily entered a long and messy union protest today, without any apparent plan for what

December 15, 2016

Abbott Sustains Back Injury Lifting Parliamentary Entitlements

Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has injured his back lifting parliamentary privileges. He forgot to bend his knees

December 6, 2016

With Backpacker Tax Passed, Turnbull Considering Following John Key And Going Out On Top Of His Game

Saying there is nothing left for him to achieve in politics after the safe passage of the backpacker tax through

November 15, 2016

South Africa Skilfully Exploits Aussies’ Weakness: Cricket

South Africa has convincingly won the second test in Hobart after doggedly honing in on Australia’s Achilles heel – batting,

August 19, 2016

Barnaby Joyce Volunteers To ‘Look After’ Pistol & Boo, Following Depp, Heard Divorce

The Deputy Prime Minister has put his hand up to help out in whatever way he can, after celebrity couple

April 21, 2016

Judge Agrees To Free 60 Minutes Crew If They Reveal The Fabulous New Diet That’s Sweeping The Nation

Give up the seven secrets to a trim new bikini-ready body for summer, and you walk. That was the stark

March 19, 2016

‘Safe Schools’ To Be Renamed ‘Safe-ish Schools’

The Federal Government has ordered sweeping changes to the Safe Schools anti-bullying program, saying the initiative risked making schools a

March 16, 2016

Republican Establishment Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush

With the prospect of Donald Trump winning the Presidential primary seeming increasingly likely, moderate Republicans have started to wonder whether

January 31, 2016

Lucy Turnbull Shows Journalists Around “Slightly Cramped, But Cute” 40-Room Lodge

Saying it was charming in its own little way, Malcolm Turnbull’s wife Lucy yesterday threw open the doors to The

January 28, 2016

Tea Party Opinions To Be Fast-Tracked Direct From US

Australians will no longer need to wait up to two years for bat-shit crazy ideas to hit our shores, with

October 30, 2015

New TV Show To Just Be Mark Latham Swearing At A Brick Wall For 30 Minutes

The Nine Network has commissioned a 12-episode run of former Labor leader Mark Latham saying ‘shit’, ‘fuck’, ‘poo’, and ‘wee’

October 14, 2015

Cayman Islands Like An Offshore Detention Centre For Your Money, Turnbull Says

The Cayman Islands is a bit like Nauru, just with more money and less transparency, the Prime Minister explained today

September 14, 2015

Australian Women Left Directionless After Minister For Women Loses Job

Australian’s women are desperate for guidance and uncertain of their future today, after the nation’s highest female representative, Tony Abbott,