All posts tagged "Australian satire website"
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George, Matt and Gary Walk Away From MasterChef After Channel 10 Offers Them $9 An Hour
Channel 10 say they are surprised they could not reach a contract agreement with MasterChef judges George Calombaris, Matt Preston and Garry Mehigan, after the...
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New High Speed Rail Will Run Between Sydney & Melbourne Once Every Election Year
A new high speed rail policy has been announced that will connect the country’s two largest cities once every three years, or more frequently when...
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Typical. John Howard Enters Union Protest With Absolutely No Exit Strategy
Former Prime Minister John Howard hastily entered a long and messy union protest today, without any apparent plan for what to do next.
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Abbott Sustains Back Injury Lifting Parliamentary Entitlements
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has injured his back lifting parliamentary privileges. He forgot to bend his knees.
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With Backpacker Tax Passed, Turnbull Considering Following John Key And Going Out On Top Of His Game
Saying there is nothing left for him to achieve in politics after the safe passage of the backpacker tax through parliament, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull...
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South Africa Skilfully Exploits Aussies’ Weakness: Cricket
South Africa has convincingly won the second test in Hobart after doggedly honing in on Australia’s Achilles heel – batting, bowling and fielding.
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Barnaby Joyce Volunteers To ‘Look After’ Pistol & Boo, Following Depp, Heard Divorce
The Deputy Prime Minister has put his hand up to help out in whatever way he can, after celebrity couple Johnny Depp and Amber Heard...
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Judge Agrees To Free 60 Minutes Crew If They Reveal The Fabulous New Diet That’s Sweeping The Nation
Give up the seven secrets to a trim new bikini-ready body for summer, and you walk. That was the stark choice facing Tara Brown and...
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‘Safe Schools’ To Be Renamed ‘Safe-ish Schools’
The Federal Government has ordered sweeping changes to the Safe Schools anti-bullying program, saying the initiative risked making schools a little too safe. The program...
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Republican Establishment Longing For Sensible, Coherent Days Of George W Bush
With the prospect of Donald Trump winning the Presidential primary seeming increasingly likely, moderate Republicans have started to wonder whether they will ever return to...
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Lucy Turnbull Shows Journalists Around “Slightly Cramped, But Cute” 40-Room Lodge
Saying it was charming in its own little way, Malcolm Turnbull’s wife Lucy yesterday threw open the doors to The Lodge – the newly-renovated Canberra...
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Tea Party Opinions To Be Fast-Tracked Direct From US
Australians will no longer need to wait up to two years for bat-shit crazy ideas to hit our shores, with plans in place to fast-track...
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New TV Show To Just Be Mark Latham Swearing At A Brick Wall For 30 Minutes
The Nine Network has commissioned a 12-episode run of former Labor leader Mark Latham saying ‘shit’, ‘fuck’, ‘poo’, and ‘wee’ repeatedly for half an hour.
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Cayman Islands Like An Offshore Detention Centre For Your Money, Turnbull Says
The Cayman Islands is a bit like Nauru, just with more money and less transparency, the Prime Minister explained today.
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Australian Women Left Directionless After Minister For Women Loses Job
Australian’s women are desperate for guidance and uncertain of their future today, after the nation’s highest female representative, Tony Abbott, was forced to stand down.
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