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“We Had A Fire Pit At Our Resort In Waikiki Actually”: Scomo Tries Out Phrases With Empathy Consultant, Before Touring Bushfire Affected Areas
Refreshed and reinvigorated after his Hawaii escape, Scott Morrison was throwing around a few ideas with his empathy consultant this
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Barnaby Joyce Says He Bought $80Mil Of Water To Cure Thumping Hangover 
Former Agriculture and Water Minister Barnaby Joyce says the controversial $80 million purchase of water made by the government in
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Michael Daley Resigns, Replaced By Asian With PhD
NSW Labor leader Michael Daley has stepped aside after his party’s loss at Saturday’s state election. Unsurprisingly, his job was
Tony Abbott Demands To Know Which Dickhead Signed Australia Up To The Paris Climate Agreement
Tony Abbott has used a speech to a group of climate sceptics to express his concerns about the Paris Climate
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Sad, Lonely Eric Abetz To Spend Another Day Thinking About Other People Having Sex
Saying he had no interests or hobbies, and no other way to spend his time, Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz confirmed
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Peta Credlin Has Joined Sky News. Here Is The Email She Sent To All Staff This Morning
Sky News confirmed today that Peta Credlin – former Chief of Staff to Tony Abbott – will join the network
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Labor Unveils Election Strategy
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten today unveiled the key policy platform that he believes can lead Labor to victory at the upcoming election
Husband Suspected Of Cheating Can’t Comment On Operational Matters
A Sydney man who was spotted walking into a female colleague’s apartment late on Saturday night has refused to confirm
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Government Still Trying To Sell Budget (All Reasonable Offers Considered)
2014 Federal Budget, Urgent Sale Up for sale is one Federal Budget. Only 3 months old, low kms
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Try-Outs For Team Australia To Start Next Month
People wishing to join Team Australia will need to complete a range of sporting challenges, including archery, long jump and
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Abbott Commits To Cutting Australia’s Reputation By 30% By 2015
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has set an ambitious target to reduce the nation’s standing in the international community by
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Peppa Pig Funding Cuts Called Off After Fears Of Massive Tantrum From Electorate
Prime Minister Tony Abbott said Cabinet toyed for about five minutes with the idea of cutting funding from the ABC
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Families Should Not Be Used For Political Point Scoring, Says Man With The Not-Bad Looking Daughters
Pointing out that he has three daughters and a wife who are all female, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said that
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University Fees To Rise To $100k, Or 28,000 ‘Middies’
The cost of attending university in 2017 will be the equivalent to a big night out, according to financial modelling
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Budget Outrage To Last 9 More Days
Australians will be furious about the recent Federal Budget for nine more days, and then go back to watching The