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Maurice Newman Is A Hoax, Sources Confirm
Tony Abbott’s chief business advisor Maurice Newman is an elaborate prank, it has been revealed
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Abbott To Present Royal Baby With Australia’s Very Best Piece Of Coal
Australia’s official gift to the new-born daughter of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be the nation’s most beautiful
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Hockey Meets With Cabinet To Start Developing Next Year’s Budget Backdowns
Treasurer Joe Hockey met with senior ministers today to start formulating the key 2015 budgetary measures that will be humiliatingly
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Malcolm Turnbull Downs A Glass Of 1998 Bordeaux In Under 26 Minutes
Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has shown his lighter side, finishing a glass of limited release Bordeaux and a bowl of
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Little Boy Not Giving Victoria Its Funding Back Until They Let Him Play With His Cars
A fifty-seven year-old little boy says he will keep Victoria’s transport funding locked up in a secret box underneath his
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Tony Abbott “Sick And Tired” Of Being Held To First World Standards
The Prime Minister is totally fed up with being bullied into meeting the expectations of morally-developed nations
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Abbott To Re-Scrap Carbon Tax
Eager to stamp his authority and set a clear direction for his Government after the recent leadership scare, Prime Minister
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A Week From Hell: The Tony Abbott Diaries
It was a ragged week for the Prime Minister. We were lucky enough to get a peek at his diaries
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Tony Abbott Confident He’ll Lead Liberal Party Until At Least 1959
Dismissing leadership speculation as ‘nonsense’, Tony Abbott says he is determined to lead the country well into the last century
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Knighthoods Actually A Real Policy
Prime Minister Tony Abbott wasn’t joking when he announced plans to reintroduce Knights and Dames last year, it has emerged
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Abbott To Address G20 Leaders On Parking Issues In His Warringah Electorate
Tony Abbott will use his closing address at the G20 Summit in Brisbane today to shine a light on the
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‘I Occasionally Eat Coal’ Admits Abbott
Prime Minister Tony Abbott conceded today that he enjoys eating coal from time to time, describing the popular fossil fuel
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We’ll Help Fight Ebola If You Let Us Bomb It, Government Says
The Australian Government has told the international community that it is happy to help the fight against Ebola, as long
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Government Stresses It Can’t Comment On Operational Matters Regarding Last Night’s 8:57pm Aborted Air Strike By Three Super Hornet Jets Near The Small Syrian Border Town Of Kobane
Citing the obvious dangers of revealing precise details of Australia’s operations, a spokesperson made it clear to a packed press
Government’s Budget Problems To Be Covered With Giant Burqa
The GP co-payment, changes to welfare, and a range of other unpopular budget measures will be concealed beneath a fully-enclosed