All posts tagged "Australian political satire"
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Iraq Mission Being Blatantly Disrupted By Federal Budget, Says Government
Concerns have been raised within Cabinet that local issues may be diverting attention from the more important matter of Australia’s role in Iraq.
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Renewable Target: 20% Of Australia’s Electricity To Be Powered By Burning Scientific Reports
With traditional coal supplies in decline, Australia’s energy providers will be encouraged to use scientific reports as a key input to power generation, the Government...
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Local Terrorist Calls It Quits After Dole Payment Threat
Saying he believed in jihad, but not that much, local terrorist Sam Hughes* has decided to call time on his terrorism career after the Government...
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Abbott To Send In 3-Star General To Secure Australia’s Internet
Following a week of confusion about the exact details of Australia’s data retention policy, Prime Minister Tony Abbott moved to reassure voters, saying he will...
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Abbott Running Out Of Sporting Analogies
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott will be forced to describe his policies using comparisons to sports such as netball, hockey and even curling from as...
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Government Marks 200 Days Without Reporting On The Arrival Of A Boat
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today said his government had successfully “stopped the reporting of boats,” marking 200 days since news of the last boatload...
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Scott Morrison Invited To Vegas To Perform Boat-Disappearing Trick
Australia’s leading magician Scott Morrison has been offered a headline spot at Las Vegas’s MGM Grand Hotel, after his boat-disappearing trick caught the attention of...
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Operation Sovereign Borders Now Just A Giant Photo Of Scott Morrison
Australia’s border patrol fleet has been replaced with a single picture of Scott Morrison, hanging in the middle of the Timor Sea.
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Man Standing Next To Clive Palmer Actually A Replica Of Al Gore
The tall man with the American accent standing next to Clive Palmer this afternoon was a custom-made reproduction of Al Gore, not the former Vice...
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Abbott Commits To Cutting Australia’s Reputation By 30% By 2015
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has set an ambitious target to reduce the nation’s standing in the international community by almost a third over the...
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Families Should Not Be Used For Political Point Scoring, Says Man With The Not-Bad Looking Daughters
Pointing out that he has three daughters and a wife who are all female, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said that families should be kept out...
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Tony Abbott’s Guide To Body Language In Radio Interviews
We now know that a wink means ‘happy to proceed’. But what are the other codes that politicians use to communicate with interviewers in the...
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Budget Outrage To Last 9 More Days
Australians will be furious about the recent Federal Budget for nine more days, and then go back to watching The Voice.
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Nation Surprised To Discover Opposition Leader
Australia has an Opposition Leader, it has emerged. The man, who functions in much the same way as other humans, was revealed to television audiences...
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Poor People Scrapped
Australia’s poor will be abolished, as part of wide-ranging cuts announced in last night’s Federal budget.
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