June 15, 2017

Bipartisan Support – Chinese Agree To Fund Federal ICAC

Concerns about the potential cost of running a federal anti corruption commission were quelled today, after Chinese business and government

May 11, 2017

Scott Morrison Says He Will Start Searching Sewage For Drugs, In Worrying Sign His Addiction Is Spiralling Out Of Control

Members on both signs of Parliament have expressed deep concern for just how bad Scott Morrison’s drug addiction problem has

April 7, 2017

Dutton: “I Have What It Takes To One Day Get Dumped As PM”

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton says he has the skills and the fleeting support within his party needed to rise to

March 30, 2017

Mark Latham To Take Up New Position Shouting At Random People On Street

Sacked from his job at Sky News, but positive about the future, Mark Latham says he will take up a

February 2, 2017

Liberal Donor Insists He Has No Influence On Party Policy

A businessman who donated $1.75 million to the Liberal Party has dismissed concerns of undue influence, saying he has absolutely

January 12, 2017

New Expenses Algorithm Just Assumes All Government Ministers Are Misusing Entitlements

Every minister in the federal government has been sent a letter saying they need to pay back thousands of dollars

January 6, 2017

Sussan Ley Nips Down To Shops To Buy Milk, Spontaneously Buys Shop As Well

Health Minister Sussan Ley has impulse-purchased a shop, on a trip to the shops today

December 14, 2016

Malcolm Turnbull’s Leather Jacket Pens Heartfelt Plea For Freedom

In a rare break from its characteristic silence, Malcolm Turnbull’s leather jacket has written an open letter to the Prime

December 6, 2016

With Backpacker Tax Passed, Turnbull Considering Following John Key And Going Out On Top Of His Game

Saying there is nothing left for him to achieve in politics after the safe passage of the backpacker tax through

November 3, 2016

Trump Releases Statement Distancing Himself From Cory Bernardi Endorsement

Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved swiftly to remove the stench created by Australian Senator Cory Bernardi’s endorsement, saying he

September 28, 2016

Turnbull Advises South Australians To Cut Deal With Right Wing Of Liberal Party “It’s The Quickest Way To Get Power”

With huge storms causing blackouts across the state, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has provided some handy advice for South Australians

September 15, 2016

Hanson Recycles Entire 1996 Speech, Greens STILL Not Impressed

The Greens walked out on Pauline Hanson’s senate speech yesterday, even though she pretty-much created the whole thing from re-used

September 7, 2016

China To Exit South China Sea, After Linchpin Stands Down

Saying they no longer had the support of people in powerful places, the Chinese Government have announced that they will

September 6, 2016

“I Can’t Find The Key To My Diary” George Brandis Claims

Labor’s hopes that it will finally be able to read the contents of Senator George Brandis’s diary have been dashed, after Mr

September 3, 2016

PM Agrees To Give Nation Sick Day On Monday To Recover From Watching Abbott/Hanson Video

Malcolm Turnbull has suggested all Australians spend a day resting up on Monday, to ensure that the nausea caused by