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Trump Releases Statement Distancing Himself From Cory Bernardi Endorsement
Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved swiftly to remove the stench created by Australian Senator Cory Bernardi’s endorsement, saying he
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Turnbull Advises South Australians To Cut Deal With Right Wing Of Liberal Party “It’s The Quickest Way To Get Power”
With huge storms causing blackouts across the state, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has provided some handy advice for South Australians
Hanson Recycles Entire 1996 Speech, Greens STILL Not Impressed
The Greens walked out on Pauline Hanson’s senate speech yesterday, even though she pretty-much created the whole thing from re-used
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China To Exit South China Sea, After Linchpin Stands Down
Saying they no longer had the support of people in powerful places, the Chinese Government have announced that they will
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“I Can’t Find The Key To My Diary” George Brandis Claims
Labor’s hopes that it will finally be able to read the contents of Senator George Brandis’s diary have been dashed, after Mr
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PM Agrees To Give Nation Sick Day On Monday To Recover From Watching Abbott/Hanson Video
Malcolm Turnbull has suggested all Australians spend a day resting up on Monday, to ensure that the nausea caused by
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“We Can No Longer Turn A Blind Eye To The Abuse That I Am Experiencing”: Dutton
Saying he would ‘not be defamed’, Immigration Minister Peter Dutton this morning told the ABC that it is time for
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World Preparing For Massive Outbreak Of Kevin Rudd
Kevin Rudd has left Australia and is quickly spreading to other parts of the globe, scientists have warned
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Finally, Stability
Australia at last has a strong, stable and secure Government that can act as a steady hand for the next three
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10 Other Things Pauline Hanson Should Call For A Royal Commission Into
One Nation Leader and likely new senator Pauline Hanson has wasted no time in reminding Australians of what we’ve been
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Bunnings Announces Hostile Takeover Bid For All 8,000 Polling Booths To Regain Control Of Sausage Sizzle Market
Wesfarmers, parent company of Bunnings, today launched an audacious attempt to take control of all 8,390 polling booths in Australia,
Bill Shorten To Scrap Entire GST System To Avoid Having To Talk About Tampons
Australia will not have a goods and services tax if a Labor Government is elected, following Bill Shorten’s pledge to dismantle the system
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Poll Shows 49% Of People Would Vote For Bill Shorten If They Knew Who He Was
Pressure is mounting on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, with a poll today finding that almost half of all Australians would
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Illiterate Man Takes Australian Job
A man who can hardly string a sentence together let alone read, has secured one of the top jobs in
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10,000 New Job Slogans Created Last Month
New figures show the Turnbull Government is delivering on its promise of getting more jobs into soundbites, with over three hundred job slogans