November 3, 2016

Trump Releases Statement Distancing Himself From Cory Bernardi Endorsement

Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved swiftly to remove the stench created by Australian Senator Cory Bernardi’s endorsement, saying he

September 28, 2016

Turnbull Advises South Australians To Cut Deal With Right Wing Of Liberal Party “It’s The Quickest Way To Get Power”

With huge storms causing blackouts across the state, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has provided some handy advice for South Australians

September 15, 2016

Hanson Recycles Entire 1996 Speech, Greens STILL Not Impressed

The Greens walked out on Pauline Hanson’s senate speech yesterday, even though she pretty-much created the whole thing from re-used

September 7, 2016

China To Exit South China Sea, After Linchpin Stands Down

Saying they no longer had the support of people in powerful places, the Chinese Government have announced that they will

September 6, 2016

“I Can’t Find The Key To My Diary” George Brandis Claims

Labor’s hopes that it will finally be able to read the contents of Senator George Brandis’s diary have been dashed, after Mr

September 3, 2016

PM Agrees To Give Nation Sick Day On Monday To Recover From Watching Abbott/Hanson Video

Malcolm Turnbull has suggested all Australians spend a day resting up on Monday, to ensure that the nausea caused by

August 18, 2016

“We Can No Longer Turn A Blind Eye To The Abuse That I Am Experiencing”: Dutton

Saying he would ‘not be defamed’, Immigration Minister Peter Dutton this morning told the ABC that it is time for

July 28, 2016

World Preparing For Massive Outbreak Of Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd has left Australia and is quickly spreading to other parts of the globe, scientists have warned

July 10, 2016

Finally, Stability

Australia at last has a strong, stable and secure Government that can act as a steady hand for the next three

July 4, 2016

10 Other Things Pauline Hanson Should Call For A Royal Commission Into

One Nation Leader and likely new senator Pauline Hanson has wasted no time in reminding Australians of what we’ve been

July 2, 2016

Bunnings Announces Hostile Takeover Bid For All 8,000 Polling Booths To Regain Control Of Sausage Sizzle Market

Wesfarmers, parent company of Bunnings, today launched an audacious attempt to take control of all 8,390 polling booths in Australia,

June 9, 2016

Bill Shorten To Scrap Entire GST System To Avoid Having To Talk About Tampons

Australia will not have a goods and services tax if a Labor Government is elected, following Bill Shorten’s pledge to dismantle the system

June 2, 2016

Poll Shows 49% Of People Would Vote For Bill Shorten If They Knew Who He Was

Pressure is mounting on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, with a poll today finding that almost half of all Australians would

May 18, 2016

Illiterate Man Takes Australian Job

A man who can hardly string a sentence together let alone read, has secured one of the top jobs in

May 17, 2016

10,000 New Job Slogans Created Last Month

New figures show the Turnbull Government is delivering on its promise of getting more jobs into soundbites, with over three hundred job slogans