All posts tagged "Australian political satire"
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PM Commits To Zero Climate Policy By 2050
Scott Morrison says his party will have absolutely no climate policy by the year 2050.
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Government Approves Grant To Build New Opera House In North Sydney, For Benefit Of Rural Australians
The electorate of North Sydney will receive a $300 million grant to build a replica Sydney Opera House on the opposite side of the harbour,...
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Richard Di Natale Resigns, Grows Beard, Then Returns To Greens’ Leadership
Greens’ senator Richard Di Natale has stepped down from the leadership, grown a beard, changed his name and then returned to the leadership the following...
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Bridget McKenzie Announces New 100,000 Seat Stadium For Launceston
Nationals Senator Bridget McKenzie has defended her decision to fund an MCG-sized sports stadium in Launceston, saying the ultra-marginal seat of Bass was crying out...
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Australia Asks Other Nations To Send Backup Politicians, To Help Deal With Bushfire Crisis
A contingent of emergency politicians from Canada, New Zealand and elsewhere will fly to Australia next week to help fill the enormous void of leadership...
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Scomo Says The Nation’s Bushfire Situation Has Improved Today, With Australia 3 For 283 At Stumps.
Scott Morrison says the bushfire crisis gripping the nation is improving, with Australia making a solid start to the first day of the third test...
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Morrison Says He Is Best Placed To Do Nothing About Bushfires From Hawaii
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reassured Australians that his holiday to Hawaii will not affect his response to the bushfire crisis engulfing the nation, saying...
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Racist Young Liberals To Be Disciplined With Two Terms In Senate
The Coalition has responded swiftly to a racist video filmed by Young Liberals during Gold Coast schoolies celebrations, saying those responsible will spend at least...
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“Labor Lost Because It Had An Unpopular Leader”, Says Some Guy
Labor’s election campaign failed because its leader was unable to engage voters, some random dude reckons.
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Morrison Responds Bushfires By Increasing Franking Credits
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded decisively to the increasing frequency and severity of bushfires in Australia, promising not to scrap franking credits for wealthy...
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Morrison Shits His Pants While Visiting Maccas In US
The White House has confirmed that the Australian Prime Minster did a filthy shit in his underwear while touring a Maccas drive-thru as part of...
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The Shovel’s 7 Tips For Living On Newstart
There’s been a lot of talk about increasing the Newstart payment recently. But as the Government has pointed out, there’s really no need. While $40...
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Greens Voter Exhausted From Constantly Being Right
A Greens voter from Newtown says being right about absolutely everything takes its toll, but he doesn’t see a break coming any time soon.
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Where The Leaders Stand On The Major Issues – Your 60 Second Guide
With the federal election just days away, it’s important to be informed about where the leaders stand on the major issues. Here’s your 1 minute...
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Daily Telegraph Says It ‘Got It Wrong’ With Yesterday’s Article And Will Publish A Full Page Cartoon Of Bill Shorten’s Mum As A Nazi Tomorrow
The Daily Telegraph has apologised for its article about Bill Shorten’s mum, saying it had let its readers down by not going far enough in...
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