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Most Coronavirus Cases Caused By Arson, The Australian Claims
At least two thirds of all instances of the deadly coronavirus have been deliberately started by arsonists, the country’s national
Tanya Plibersek Calls For Australian School Children To Recite Key Research Outcomes From Labor Party Focus Groups
Saying Australians had lost touch with the key drivers influencing the 55-79 year-old outer-suburban voting demographic, Labor minister Tanya Plibersek
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Bridget McKenzie Insists Grants Program Provided Level Playing Field, “Especially For The Mosman Lawn Bowls Club, Which Now Has One Of The Levelist Playing Fields I’ve Seen”
Bridget McKenzie has hit back at suggestions her sports grant program didn’t provide a level playing field, saying critics clearly
Greens’ Opposition To Controlled Storms To Blame For Canberra Hailstorm, Government Claims
The Greens’ opposition to controlled storms in national parks is to blame for the huge hailstorm in Canberra yesterday, the
Craig Kelly Disputes Claim That Smoke Will Do Lap Of Earth, Reminding NASA That Earth Is Flat
Liberal backbencher and science whiz Craig Kelly says NASA’s claim that smoke from Australia’s fires will do a full lap
Scomo Says The Nation’s Bushfire Situation Has Improved Today, With Australia 3 For 283 At Stumps.
Scott Morrison says the bushfire crisis gripping the nation is improving, with Australia making a solid start to the first
Sydney Man Missing
A Sydney man who lives and works in Canberra hasn’t been seen since Monday, police have revealed. Friends, family, media,
Morrison Says He Is Best Placed To Do Nothing About Bushfires From Hawaii 
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reassured Australians that his holiday to Hawaii will not affect his response to the bushfire
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Nation Rushes To Get Counselling After Imagining George Christensen In A Strip Club 
Millions of Australians have asked for psychological assistance after being presented with the mental image of the member for Dawson
Westpac Asks If It’s Ok To Pay Fine With Briefcase Of Unmarked Bills
Outgoing Westpac chief Brian Hartzer has asked regulators if it would be ok to settle their impending fine for money
Israel Folau’s Embarrassing AFL Career Was Caused By Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
Israel Folau’s disastrous year playing for the Greater Western Sydney Giants In 2011 was caused by the government’s legalisation of
Tissue In Your Washing This Morning Due To Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
A tissue which was left in your washing machine and then dispersed throughout the entire load was caused by the
Morrison Enlists Scott Cam To Head Up New Bushfire Response Team
The Block host Scott Cam is Australia’s new fire chief, the Prime Minister has confirmed. 
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Morrison Responds Bushfires By Increasing Franking Credits
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded decisively to the increasing frequency and severity of bushfires in Australia, promising not to
Morrison Agrees To Allow Protests If They Don’t Take Place In Public Or Express An Opinion 
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has softened his stance on protests, saying he is willing to allow them if they refrain