All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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George Calombaris Receives Emergency Government Assistance After Renaming His Restaurant ‘The Toorak Croquet & Duck Shooting Club’
George Calombaris’s restaurant empire has avoided going into receivership after being allocated a $10 million Federal Government grant to upgrade female change room facilities.
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Barnaby Joyce Asks For Privacy, As He Announces Plan To Return To National Party Leadership
Barnaby Joyce has announced his intention to challenge for the National Party leadership, saying he wants to step back from the spotlight and spend more...
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Most Coronavirus Cases Caused By Arson, The Australian Claims
At least two thirds of all instances of the deadly coronavirus have been deliberately started by arsonists, the country’s national newspaper says.
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Tanya Plibersek Calls For Australian School Children To Recite Key Research Outcomes From Labor Party Focus Groups
Saying Australians had lost touch with the key drivers influencing the 55-79 year-old outer-suburban voting demographic, Labor minister Tanya Plibersek has called for all school...
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Bridget McKenzie Insists Grants Program Provided Level Playing Field, “Especially For The Mosman Lawn Bowls Club, Which Now Has One Of The Levelist Playing Fields I’ve Seen”
Bridget McKenzie has hit back at suggestions her sports grant program didn’t provide a level playing field, saying critics clearly haven’t played on the Mosman...
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Greens’ Opposition To Controlled Storms To Blame For Canberra Hailstorm, Government Claims
The Greens’ opposition to controlled storms in national parks is to blame for the huge hailstorm in Canberra yesterday, the Government says.
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Craig Kelly Disputes Claim That Smoke Will Do Lap Of Earth, Reminding NASA That Earth Is Flat
Liberal backbencher and science whiz Craig Kelly says NASA’s claim that smoke from Australia’s fires will do a full lap of the earth is ‘ridiculous’,...
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Scomo Says The Nation’s Bushfire Situation Has Improved Today, With Australia 3 For 283 At Stumps.
Scott Morrison says the bushfire crisis gripping the nation is improving, with Australia making a solid start to the first day of the third test...
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Sydney Man Missing
A Sydney man who lives and works in Canberra hasn’t been seen since Monday, police have revealed. Friends, family, media, firefighters, community leaders, his electorate...
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Morrison Says He Is Best Placed To Do Nothing About Bushfires From Hawaii
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reassured Australians that his holiday to Hawaii will not affect his response to the bushfire crisis engulfing the nation, saying...
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Nation Rushes To Get Counselling After Imagining George Christensen In A Strip Club
Millions of Australians have asked for psychological assistance after being presented with the mental image of the member for Dawson getting a lap dance at...
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Westpac Asks If It’s Ok To Pay Fine With Briefcase Of Unmarked Bills
Outgoing Westpac chief Brian Hartzer has asked regulators if it would be ok to settle their impending fine for money laundering with a half dozen...
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Israel Folau’s Embarrassing AFL Career Was Caused By Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
Israel Folau’s disastrous year playing for the Greater Western Sydney Giants In 2011 was caused by the government’s legalisation of same sex marriage in 2017,...
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Tissue In Your Washing This Morning Due To Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
A tissue which was left in your washing machine and then dispersed throughout the entire load was caused by the government’s decision to legalise same...
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Morrison Enlists Scott Cam To Head Up New Bushfire Response Team
The Block host Scott Cam is Australia’s new fire chief, the Prime Minister has confirmed.
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