All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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Nation Rushes To Get Counselling After Imagining George Christensen In A Strip Club
Millions of Australians have asked for psychological assistance after being presented with the mental image of the member for Dawson getting a lap dance at...
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Westpac Asks If It’s Ok To Pay Fine With Briefcase Of Unmarked Bills
Outgoing Westpac chief Brian Hartzer has asked regulators if it would be ok to settle their impending fine for money laundering with a half dozen...
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Israel Folau’s Embarrassing AFL Career Was Caused By Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
Israel Folau’s disastrous year playing for the Greater Western Sydney Giants In 2011 was caused by the government’s legalisation of same sex marriage in 2017,...
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Tissue In Your Washing This Morning Due To Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
A tissue which was left in your washing machine and then dispersed throughout the entire load was caused by the government’s decision to legalise same...
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Morrison Enlists Scott Cam To Head Up New Bushfire Response Team
The Block host Scott Cam is Australia’s new fire chief, the Prime Minister has confirmed.
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Morrison Responds Bushfires By Increasing Franking Credits
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded decisively to the increasing frequency and severity of bushfires in Australia, promising not to scrap franking credits for wealthy...
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Morrison Agrees To Allow Protests If They Don’t Take Place In Public Or Express An Opinion
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has softened his stance on protests, saying he is willing to allow them if they refrain from expressing a point of...
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Woolworths Blames ‘Complicated’ IR Laws For Accidentally Paying All Of Their Senior Executives Correctly
Woolworths boss Brad Banducci says Australia’s complex and inflexible industrial relations system makes it nearly impossible to avoid paying senior executives their full salary entitlements.
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Scott Cam Tells Kids Being A Tradie Is A Good Career Option If You Quit To Become A National TV Host
The Government’s new National Careers Ambassador Scott Cam says too many young people overlook the option of becoming a tradie and then quitting being a...
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Leaked Transcript Reveals Morrison Asked Trump To Help Work Out Who The Fuck The Prawn Is On Masked Singer
Explosive new leaked documents suggest that Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison used a call with US President Donald Trump to ask for assistance in uncovering...
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The Shovel & The Chaser Quarterly Present: ‘The War on 2019 – LIVE’
After a sold-out national tour last year, The Chaser Quarterly and The Shovel once again join forces to bring you The War on 2019 – an in-depth...
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Nostalgic! Marvel Announces Plans To Make Reboot Of 2018’s ‘Avengers: Infinity War’
Cashing in on the nostalgia for early 2018 culture, Marvel Studios has announced plans for a modern reboot of the classic movie Avengers: Infinity War,...
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Scott Morrison Calls For Newstart Recipients To Provide Vial Of Blood, To Prove How Much They’re Willing To Bleed For This Country
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called for new measures that would require welfare recipients to provide a sample of their blood, as a sign that...
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2GB Gives Alan Jones 38th Final Warning
Sydney radio station 2GB has told Alan Jones if he makes one more derogatory comment about women and he will be immediately threatened with sacking.
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England Confirms It Received Coaching Assistance From Bill Shorten, To Get Advice On How To Fuck Up An Unassailable Lead
England cricket coach Trevor Bayliss says his team turned to former Labor leader Bill Shorten at tea on the first day of the first test...
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