All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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“I Was Concerned Negative Muslim Sentiment Was Taking Focus Away From African Gangs” Morrison Says
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has clarified his alleged comments from a 2010 shadow cabinet meeting, saying he was simply concerned that the rise in anti-Muslim...
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Liberal Party Asked To Spread Scandals Out More Evenly Across Month
Pointing out that it’s hard to keep up with all of this outrageous shit when it’s all happening at once, Australians have politely asked if...
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Scott Morrison Gives Wife Gorgeous Lump Of Coal For Valentine’s Day
Proving he’s still a ladies’ man, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that he gave his wife a stunning lump of coal this morning, as...
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Tim Wilson Confirms That Election Ballot Paper Will Now Contain Option To Donate To Liberal Party
Voters in the upcoming election will have the option to donate to the Liberal Party when they fill in their ballot paper, in an innovative...
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“This Is As Aussie As You Can Get”, Says Man Pointing To Star Constellation Visible From Half Of Planet
A man with a Southern Cross tattoo has told friends the emblem is uniquely Australian, proudly showing off the iconic symbol that is visible every...
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Minister For Women And Jobs To Resign, Citing Pressure Of Being A Woman With A Job
The Government’s Minister For Women and Minister For Employment, Kelly O’Dwyer says being a woman with employment in the Liberal Party in Canberra is not...
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Kelly O’Dwyer Resigns, To Spend Less Time Working With Children
Liberal front bencher Kelly O’Dwyer will not contest the next election, citing the ‘very personal reasons’ of wanting to spend less time surrounded by little...
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Joyce Slams Andrew Broad For Not Considering Staff Members For Extramarital Affair
Former National Party leader and Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce has slammed his colleague, Andrew Broad, for not considering his personal staff for his extramarital...
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Scott Morrison Becomes Longest Serving Prime Minister Since Malcolm Turnbull
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has now been in the top job for longer than anyone since Malcolm Turnbull left the role in August. It makes...
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Voting For An Independent In Wentworth Will Lead To Instability, Says Nation’s Fifth Prime Minister Since 2013
A vote for an independent is a vote for unpredictability, Australia’s temporary Prime Minister told voters in Wentworth today.
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Sydney Opera House To Become ‘Crown Bet Arena’
Sydney’s iconic opera house will become known as Crown Bet Arena from January, in a five-year deal said to be worth millions.
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Scott Morrison Uses Question Time To Ask ‘WHO’S F*%KIN’ TONIGHT!?’
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has used question time to quiz both sides of parliament on their sexual plans for this evening.
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Nation Surprised To Discover Anyone Even Knows National Anthem
While Pauline Hanson loses her shit over a 9 year-old refusing to stand for the national anthem, the rest of Australia is staggered that there...
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Reef Foundation Finally Reveals How It Will Use $444 Million To Reverse Coral Bleaching
Following weeks of speculation, the Great Barrier Reef Foundation has revealed the complex technique it will use to bring colour back to the world’s largest...
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Threat Of African Gangs Has Halved Since By-Elections, Analysis Shows
African gangs are no longer a threat in Melbourne, with analysis showing activity has dropped off markedly since the ‘super Saturday’ by-elections in late July.
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