All posts tagged "australian comedy"
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Belle Gibson Says She Rejects Mainstream Methods For Paying Fines, And Will Overcome Her Fine Through Natural Remedies And Self Reflection
Wellness blogger Belle Gibson has told a court that she doesn’t believe in conventional approaches to court-ordered fines and prefers a more natural, less invasive...
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Morrison Kicks Off New Government By Promising Every Australian An Extra 10 Fair Dinkums Next Financial Year
Building on his promise from the election campaign, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that every Australian taxpayer will get an additional ten Fair Dinkums...
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Tanya Plibersek Pulls Out Of Race Against Albo And ScoMo: ‘Australia’s Not Ready For A Leader Without A Nickname Ending In O’
ALP veteran Tanya Plibersek has pulled out of the Labor leadership race, saying fellow ALP heavyweight Albo is the only one who has what it...
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Australia Elects Coalition, Excitedly Waits To See What Its Policies Will Be
Saying it was like waiting to open presents on Christmas morning, Australians across the country were today eagerly waiting to see what policies they had...
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Australians To Continue To Pronounce ‘Brian Taylor’ As ‘Dickhead’
AFL fans across the country say they won’t be changing the way they say commentator Brian Taylor’s name, despite the fact Taylor himself has stated...
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Daily Telegraph Says It ‘Got It Wrong’ With Yesterday’s Article And Will Publish A Full Page Cartoon Of Bill Shorten’s Mum As A Nazi Tomorrow
The Daily Telegraph has apologised for its article about Bill Shorten’s mum, saying it had let its readers down by not going far enough in...
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Pauline Hanson Can’t Believe How Unlucky She Is To Keep Choosing Fucking Idiots As Candidates
A tearful Pauline Hanson has told A Current Affair that choosing a bankrupt, a crazy conspiracy theorist, a homophobe, a drunk racist and an actual...
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“I Was Concerned Negative Muslim Sentiment Was Taking Focus Away From African Gangs” Morrison Says
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has clarified his alleged comments from a 2010 shadow cabinet meeting, saying he was simply concerned that the rise in anti-Muslim...
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Liberal Party Asked To Spread Scandals Out More Evenly Across Month
Pointing out that it’s hard to keep up with all of this outrageous shit when it’s all happening at once, Australians have politely asked if...
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Scott Morrison Gives Wife Gorgeous Lump Of Coal For Valentine’s Day
Proving he’s still a ladies’ man, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that he gave his wife a stunning lump of coal this morning, as...
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Tim Wilson Confirms That Election Ballot Paper Will Now Contain Option To Donate To Liberal Party
Voters in the upcoming election will have the option to donate to the Liberal Party when they fill in their ballot paper, in an innovative...
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“This Is As Aussie As You Can Get”, Says Man Pointing To Star Constellation Visible From Half Of Planet
A man with a Southern Cross tattoo has told friends the emblem is uniquely Australian, proudly showing off the iconic symbol that is visible every...
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Minister For Women And Jobs To Resign, Citing Pressure Of Being A Woman With A Job
The Government’s Minister For Women and Minister For Employment, Kelly O’Dwyer says being a woman with employment in the Liberal Party in Canberra is not...
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Kelly O’Dwyer Resigns, To Spend Less Time Working With Children
Liberal front bencher Kelly O’Dwyer will not contest the next election, citing the ‘very personal reasons’ of wanting to spend less time surrounded by little...
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