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Posts Tagged ‘australian comedy’

Play School not renewed for 10th season
"The make believe show was too expensive to maintain"
Morrison escapes on holiday as nation experiences massive landslide
"Bushfires, floods ... now a landslide"
Morrison flawlessly recites Coalition’s zero-point climate policy
"Another impressive media performance"
“But interest rates were 17% in my day!” complains man who bought house for $67,000
"We had to save up for weeks just to get a deposit!"
Man hurling abuse at PM offered full-time cabinet position
"He'll be a great cultural fit"
Government agrees to anti-corruption agency: “We’re just looking for a mate to run it”
"Someone who knows corruption inside out"
Morrison does emergency photo op in Lebanese kebab shop to prove he’s not racist
“I love kebabs! They’re my favourite food!”
Taxation to be replaced by ‘GoFundMe’ campaign, Government confirms
"Thank you for your generous support"
Morrison offers to help Ukraine by sending in elite special photo ops team
"They can be dropped into any location and have an operation up and running in minutes"
Furious protester demands to know what the fuck he is protesting about
"I want answers!'
Morrison says Australia’s koalas are doing extraordinarily well compared to koalas overseas
“We lead the OECD in koalas”
Frantic media advisor proposes Scott do photo opp pretending to be Prime Minister
"We're running out of ideas here!"
“Like other Aussies, Jen and I get our groceries flown in after a tender process coordinated by McKinsey”
"We're no different from any other Australian family"
Millions of Australians wondering how journalist hacked their personal text messages about Morrison
"I don't expect my private messages about the PM to be read out on live TV"
australian flag cape
‘You can’t get more Aussie than this!’ says man wearing flag made in Guangdong Province
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"