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House Prices To Fall From ‘Totally Unattainable’ To ‘Slightly Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say
Relief is in sight for first home buyers, with analysts tipping median prices to plummet from ‘No Chance’ to ‘Maybe.
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New Penalty Rates To Give Workers The Flexibility To Earn Less On Weekends
A new, more modern penalty rate system proposed by the Government this week would give those working in retail and
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Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but
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Shorten Relieved It’s No Longer A Contest Of Personalities
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is massively relieved that the next election will not be contested on the basis of personality
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Australian Women Left Directionless After Minister For Women Loses Job
Australian’s women are desperate for guidance and uncertain of their future today, after the nation’s highest female representative, Tony Abbott,
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‘Fax Machines Are Amazing’ TV Commercial To Launch Next Week
The fax machine industry will launch a new TV campaign next week, reminding Australians of the benefits of their cutting-edge
“Death Cult Bad. Escaping Death Cult On Boat Badder”: Government Talking Points Leaked
The evil Death Cult wreaking havoc across the Middle East has absolutely no regard for human life, and its victims
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112-Point Loss Final Straw For Club That Injected Players With Human Growth Hormone
The man who oversaw teenagers being injected with unknown substances has been sacked, after overseeing a shocking 112-point loss on
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Google Changes Name To ‘Not A Resident For Taxation Purposes’
Search giant Google has announced a new company structure and a new name that will cut in half the time
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Uncanny! Man’s Business Trip Amazingly Coincides With Family’s 4-Day Luxury Holiday
Sometimes it seems like things were just meant to be. That’s what Sydney man Tony Burke was thinking when he
Most Australians Now Contestants On A Cooking Show
The majority of Australians spend their evenings competing on a televised cooking program, new figures have revealed
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Hockey’s Wife Forced To Raise Rent To Pay For Defamation Legal Fees
A night in Melissa Babbage’s Canberra home will rise from $271 to $850,000 today
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Abbott Confident He Can Balance Prime Minister Responsibilities With New ABC Programming Role
Tony Abbott believes his new role as ABC TV’s Head Of Programming won’t impact on his other role as Australian
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Apple Watch Only Works If You Have ‘Consumer Slave’ Tattooed On Your Forehead
Early adopters of Apple’s new watch have found that the device only works for those who have a tattoo on
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Trendy New Steamed Dumpling Restaurant Opens In Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina
Billed as the hottest new night out in Los Angeles, an entrepreneurial chef is making the most of all the