October 23, 2015

House Prices To Fall From ‘Totally Unattainable’ To ‘Slightly Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say

Relief is in sight for first home buyers, with analysts tipping median prices to plummet from ‘No Chance’ to ‘Maybe.

October 7, 2015

New Penalty Rates To Give Workers The Flexibility To Earn Less On Weekends

A new, more modern penalty rate system proposed by the Government this week would give those working in retail and

September 28, 2015

Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More

Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but

September 23, 2015

Shorten Relieved It’s No Longer A Contest Of Personalities

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is massively relieved that the next election will not be contested on the basis of personality

September 14, 2015

Australian Women Left Directionless After Minister For Women Loses Job

Australian’s women are desperate for guidance and uncertain of their future today, after the nation’s highest female representative, Tony Abbott,

September 7, 2015

‘Fax Machines Are Amazing’ TV Commercial To Launch Next Week

The fax machine industry will launch a new TV campaign next week, reminding Australians of the benefits of their cutting-edge

September 4, 2015

“Death Cult Bad. Escaping Death Cult On Boat Badder”: Government Talking Points Leaked

The evil Death Cult wreaking havoc across the Middle East has absolutely no regard for human life, and its victims

August 18, 2015

112-Point Loss Final Straw For Club That Injected Players With Human Growth Hormone

The man who oversaw teenagers being injected with unknown substances has been sacked, after overseeing a shocking 112-point loss on

August 11, 2015

Google Changes Name To ‘Not A Resident For Taxation Purposes’

Search giant Google has announced a new company structure and a new name that will cut in half the time

August 6, 2015

Uncanny! Man’s Business Trip Amazingly Coincides With Family’s 4-Day Luxury Holiday

Sometimes it seems like things were just meant to be. That’s what Sydney man Tony Burke was thinking when he

August 4, 2015

Most Australians Now Contestants On A Cooking Show

The majority of Australians spend their evenings competing on a televised cooking program, new figures have revealed

July 23, 2015

Hockey’s Wife Forced To Raise Rent To Pay For Defamation Legal Fees

A night in Melissa Babbage’s Canberra home will rise from $271 to $850,000 today

July 11, 2015

Abbott Confident He Can Balance Prime Minister Responsibilities With New ABC Programming Role

Tony Abbott believes his new role as ABC TV’s Head Of Programming won’t impact on his other role as Australian

April 30, 2015

Apple Watch Only Works If You Have ‘Consumer Slave’ Tattooed On Your Forehead

Early adopters of Apple’s new watch have found that the device only works for those who have a tattoo on

January 31, 2015

Trendy New Steamed Dumpling Restaurant Opens In Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina

Billed as the hottest new night out in Los Angeles, an entrepreneurial chef is making the most of all the