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Here’s what happened this week …
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Being Vegan Provides Extra Energy Required To Constantly Talk About Being Vegan, Study Shows
Cutting all animal products from your diet could provide the additional energy you need to relentlessly tell your friends and
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Mitchell Pearce: “Dog Was Dressed Inappropriately, Asking For It”
Sydney Roosters player Mitchell Pearce has hit back at claims he sexually assaulted a dog, saying the Maltese terrier knew
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New Claims Lamb Ad May Offend Chicken Eaters
This year’s Australia Day advertisement for lamb is insensitive to those who prefer eating chicken, critics say
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Peter Dutton Accidentally Texts His IQ To Journalist
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has accidentally sent the number 25 to a journalist. He had intended to send it to
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Government Unveils New Budget Deficit Alert System
The Federal Government has launched a new system for ranking the threat of budget danger, which it says is clearer,
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Fears Of Contamination As Science Reintroduced To Australia
The extensive work undertaken by the previous leadership to stamp out science in Australia may have come undone, with reports
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House Prices To Fall From ‘Totally Unattainable’ To ‘Slightly Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say
Relief is in sight for first home buyers, with analysts tipping median prices to plummet from ‘No Chance’ to ‘Maybe.
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New Penalty Rates To Give Workers The Flexibility To Earn Less On Weekends
A new, more modern penalty rate system proposed by the Government this week would give those working in retail and
tony abbott death cult
Solemn, Reflective Tony Abbott Wondering If He Should’ve Said Death Cult More
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was today reflecting on the occasions he had the opportunity to say Death Cult but
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Shorten Relieved It’s No Longer A Contest Of Personalities
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten is massively relieved that the next election will not be contested on the basis of personality
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Australian Women Left Directionless After Minister For Women Loses Job
Australian’s women are desperate for guidance and uncertain of their future today, after the nation’s highest female representative, Tony Abbott,
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‘Fax Machines Are Amazing’ TV Commercial To Launch Next Week
The fax machine industry will launch a new TV campaign next week, reminding Australians of the benefits of their cutting-edge
“Death Cult Bad. Escaping Death Cult On Boat Badder”: Government Talking Points Leaked
The evil Death Cult wreaking havoc across the Middle East has absolutely no regard for human life, and its victims
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112-Point Loss Final Straw For Club That Injected Players With Human Growth Hormone
The man who oversaw teenagers being injected with unknown substances has been sacked, after overseeing a shocking 112-point loss on