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Both People Who Filled Out Census Were 38 Year-Old Women, ABS Confirms
The two women who managed to get onto the census website before it crashed were 38 year old mothers of
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Inquiry Into MP Expenses To Be Held In Port Douglas
An upcoming inquiry into politicians’ entitlements will take place in a gorgeous beachside resort in far-north Queensland, Malcolm Turnbull has
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South Africa Skilfully Exploits Aussies’ Weakness: Cricket
South Africa has convincingly won the second test in Hobart after doggedly honing in on Australia’s Achilles heel – batting,
Thousands Of Australians Come Out As Straight After Eric Abetz’s Moving Appeal
Liberal Senator Eric Abetz has given heterosexual Australians all over the country the courage to tell their friends and family
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Government ‘Not Ruling Out’ GIANT FUCKING STORM As Cause Of SA Blackouts
The Federal Government says it is considering the full range of potential causes for the recent South Australian power outage,
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China To Exit South China Sea, After Linchpin Stands Down
Saying they no longer had the support of people in powerful places, the Chinese Government have announced that they will
Shorten Whips Labor Faithful Into Frenzy Of Moderate Excitement
Channeling the inspiring words of Keating and Hawke, just without the charisma, Labor leader Bill Shorten had his party’s faithful
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Clive Palmer To Retire, To Spend More Time With His Family
Saying he wanted to be around to see Rip and Molly grow up to be big dinosaurs, Queensland billionaire and
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The Week In 60 Seconds
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Being Vegan Provides Extra Energy Required To Constantly Talk About Being Vegan, Study Shows
Cutting all animal products from your diet could provide the additional energy you need to relentlessly tell your friends and
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Mitchell Pearce: “Dog Was Dressed Inappropriately, Asking For It”
Sydney Roosters player Mitchell Pearce has hit back at claims he sexually assaulted a dog, saying the Maltese terrier knew
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New Claims Lamb Ad May Offend Chicken Eaters
This year’s Australia Day advertisement for lamb is insensitive to those who prefer eating chicken, critics say
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Peter Dutton Accidentally Texts His IQ To Journalist
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has accidentally sent the number 25 to a journalist. He had intended to send it to
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Government Unveils New Budget Deficit Alert System
The Federal Government has launched a new system for ranking the threat of budget danger, which it says is clearer,
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Fears Of Contamination As Science Reintroduced To Australia
The extensive work undertaken by the previous leadership to stamp out science in Australia may have come undone, with reports