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Tony Abbott satire
New Science Discoveries To Be Taken To Manus Island For Processing
Any Science found trying to enter Australian institutions would be held in detention on Manus Island before being permanently removed,
the bachelor
Amazing! 25 Women Simultaneously Fall In Love With The Same Man
In a bizarre coincidence, twenty-five young women all fell in love with the same man this week, despite never having
Australian satire
Even That Quiet Guy In Your Office Who Rides To Work Is A Drug Cheat
That quiet guy in IT who rides to work on an old shitty bike each morning takes EPO, it has
kate and wills
Kate And Wills Run George Through Property Portfolio
Prince William and wife Kate used their first afternoon as parents to take their newborn through all the stuff it
political satire Australia
Australian Newspapers As Surprised As Anyone About Refugee Readership Numbers
Australia’s struggling newspapers may have been thrown a lifeline in the form of the lucrative refugee readership segment
Horse Told It Can Stop Running Around In Circles
A horse was told yesterday that it no longer has to run flat-out in a circular motion with a small
Tony Abbott satire
Tony Abbott Gets His Homophobia Removed In “Routine Procedure”
The doctor who removed Opposition Leader Tony Abbott’s homophobia last week said the procedure was delicate but low risk, “a
New Neighbours Theme Tune Will Actually Just Be The Sound Of A Lawnmower And A Couple Having Noisy Sex
The company that produces Neighbours, Fremantle Media, has announced plans to revamp the theme tune of the famous soap opera
Wayne Swan satire
Wayne Swan Accidently Spends Entire Proceeds Of Mining Tax
It was supposed to be just a few quiet knock-off drinks on a Friday afternoon after another gruelling week in
Australia satire
“What Next? Some Kind Of Political Zone In The Middle Of Country NSW?!” Australians Respond To ‘Tropical Zone’ Idea
Regular Australians have reacted with a mix of bemusement and disbelief at the Coalition’s so-called ‘Tropical Zone’ discussion paper, which
Status Quo
Status Quo Says Music Career Has Panned Out “Pretty Much As Planned”
Francis Rossi, frontman for English 70s rock band Status Quo, claims there is nothing left for the band to achieve,
australian satire
Old Friends To Spend “Most Of Saturday” Discussing Which Route They Took To Get To Beach House
Ron and Liz Schaefer have been spending the Australia Day long weekend down the coast with The Bradleys for almost
house prices
Conversations About House Prices Up 11% Year-On-Year
Figures released today show that the number of conversations about house prices continues to rise in Australia, with social gatherings
Christmas play
Mother Accidently Provides Honest Feedback About Daughter’s Christmas Concert
A mother from Sydney was forced to make an apology this morning after giving a stinging, if accurate, critique of
Queen Makes Hoax Phone Call To Australian Radio Station, Posing As A Bogan
Queen Elizabeth II has thwarted the usually tight screening procedures of Australian radio station 2Day FM, managing to take part