March 8, 2020

5 Great Toilet Paper Recipes For Idiots Who Forgot To Buy Food 

You’ve contracted coronavirus, you’ve been told you need to self-isolate for 14 days, and instead of buying things you actually

October 17, 2019

Man Who Has Secret To Making Millions From Property Investment Decides To Run Property Seminars Instead 

A Gold Coast man whose secret investment strategy will allow you to earn millions of dollars and quit your day

June 6, 2014

Aussies Shocked By Revelations About Britain’s Rolf Harris

Australians say they are stunned by the allegations made against British national treasure Rolf Harris

March 30, 2014

Melbourne Demons To “Start Rebuilding For 2015”: Roos

Paul Roos, coach of AFL side Melbourne, says his side will use the last 20 games of the season as

March 20, 2014

MH370 Update: Australian Government Won’t Comment On Search Findings Until Next Wednesday’s Weekly Briefing

Those eager to find out whether Australian search efforts in the Indian Ocean have uncovered signs of Malaysian Airlines flight

March 11, 2014

Australia To Adopt Slightly Different Version Of New Zealand’s New Flag

Australia will wait to see what New Zealand comes up with for its new flag, and then adopt it itself,

February 17, 2014

Bidding War Begins As Schapelle Corby Release Date From Channel 7 Compound Confirmed

The Nine Network is said to be leading a spirited bidding war for first access to Schapelle Corby, following reports

February 5, 2014

Indonesia To Allow Schapelle Corby To Go Home, As Long As It’s On A Boat

Operation Sovereign Borders will face its toughest test yet when Schapelle Corby sails into Australian waters on a small fishing

January 14, 2014

REVEALED: Your Overseas Friends Actually Don’t Care What The Temperature Is Where You Are

Your mates in London and New York couldn’t give two shits that it’s 39 degrees in Australia, it has emerged.

January 8, 2014

Presumption Of Innocence caught associating with Legal System on the Gold Coast

One of the leading members of the ‘Fundamentals of Law’ gang – Presumption of Innocence – and his close friend

January 6, 2014

Australia’s Self Esteem Back To Safe Levels

Australia’s image of itself has been cautiously raised to ‘manageable’ after the nation won five games of sport in a

December 15, 2013

ABC Comes Clean: “Mr Squiggle Was A Puppet”

Just days after journalist Piers Akerman exposed ABC cartoon character Peppa Pig as a left-wing feminist mouthpiece, the Australian national

November 24, 2013

Being Shit At Cricket Again ‘Like Putting On An Old, Warm Jumper’ English Fans Say

England fans say being 537 runs behind after three days of play feels better than they expected

November 21, 2013

Indonesia To Shut Down Bali

Bali will be packed up and put away in a very high, hard to find cupboard, until Australia can learn

November 18, 2013

Next James Bond Movie To Just Be A Couple Of IT Guys Going Through A PowerPoint Presentation

Sony Pictures has given spy fans a taste of what to expect in the next instalment of the James Bond