All posts tagged "australia"
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Man Who Has Secret To Making Millions From Property Investment Decides To Run Property Seminars Instead
A Gold Coast man whose secret investment strategy will allow you to earn millions of dollars and quit your day job within 6 months, has...
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Aussies Shocked By Revelations About Britain’s Rolf Harris
Australians say they are stunned by the allegations made against British national treasure Rolf Harris.
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Melbourne Demons To “Start Rebuilding For 2015”: Roos
Paul Roos, coach of AFL side Melbourne, says his side will use the last 20 games of the season as an opportunity to blood some...
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MH370 Update: Australian Government Won’t Comment On Search Findings Until Next Wednesday’s Weekly Briefing
Those eager to find out whether Australian search efforts in the Indian Ocean have uncovered signs of Malaysian Airlines flight 370 will have to wait...
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Australia To Adopt Slightly Different Version Of New Zealand’s New Flag
Australia will wait to see what New Zealand comes up with for its new flag, and then adopt it itself, just with different coloured stars.
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Bidding War Begins As Schapelle Corby Release Date From Channel 7 Compound Confirmed
The Nine Network is said to be leading a spirited bidding war for first access to Schapelle Corby, following reports the former beauty therapist may...
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Indonesia To Allow Schapelle Corby To Go Home, As Long As It’s On A Boat
Operation Sovereign Borders will face its toughest test yet when Schapelle Corby sails into Australian waters on a small fishing vessel, possibly as early as...
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REVEALED: Your Overseas Friends Actually Don’t Care What The Temperature Is Where You Are
Your mates in London and New York couldn’t give two shits that it’s 39 degrees in Australia, it has emerged. New research has revealed that...
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Presumption Of Innocence caught associating with Legal System on the Gold Coast
One of the leading members of the ‘Fundamentals of Law’ gang – Presumption of Innocence – and his close friend Legal System were arrested by...
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Australia’s Self Esteem Back To Safe Levels
Australia’s image of itself has been cautiously raised to ‘manageable’ after the nation won five games of sport in a row.
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ABC Comes Clean: “Mr Squiggle Was A Puppet”
Just days after journalist Piers Akerman exposed ABC cartoon character Peppa Pig as a left-wing feminist mouthpiece, the Australian national broadcaster has conceded that iconic...
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Being Shit At Cricket Again ‘Like Putting On An Old, Warm Jumper’ English Fans Say
England fans say being 537 runs behind after three days of play feels better than they expected.
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Indonesia To Shut Down Bali
Bali will be packed up and put away in a very high, hard to find cupboard, until Australia can learn how to apologise, it was...
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Next James Bond Movie To Just Be A Couple Of IT Guys Going Through A PowerPoint Presentation
Sony Pictures has given spy fans a taste of what to expect in the next instalment of the James Bond franchise, saying the new film...
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New Science Discoveries To Be Taken To Manus Island For Processing
Any Science found trying to enter Australian institutions would be held in detention on Manus Island before being permanently removed, under tough new regulations revealed...
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