January 14, 2020

Craig Kelly Disputes Claim That Smoke Will Do Lap Of Earth, Reminding NASA That Earth Is Flat

Liberal backbencher and science whiz Craig Kelly says NASA’s claim that smoke from Australia’s fires will do a full lap

January 29, 2019

Most Of Scott Morrison’s 1.25 Million New Jobs Will Be In Short-Term Prime Ministerial Roles, Analysis Finds

An analysis of Scott Morrison’s pledge to create 1.25 million jobs over the next five years has found that the

January 23, 2016

Turnbull Announces Plans To List His Preferred Prime Minister Status On Stock Exchange

After almost doubling growth in under a year, Malcolm Turnbull today laid out plans for an IPO of the preferred

November 12, 2015

Group Calling For Abbott’s Return Still Has Just The One Member

Senator Eric Abetz is the chair, director, treasurer, and membership body of a new political movement advocating for a return

September 17, 2015

Liberal Party To Let Tony Abbott Keep Being Prime Minister In His Head

Saying it was ‘harmless’ and that ‘we should just let him have his fun’, members of the Coalition front bench

August 20, 2015

Cabinet: Functioning Exceptionally Well

As you can see from the picture, our cabinet is functioning exceptionally well. Pretty much ‘as-new’ condition. For full details,

August 17, 2015

Eyebrows Raised As Dyson Heydon Accidently Wears Liberal Party Cap To Royal Commission Hearing

Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon has apologised for wearing a Liberal Party cap to the Royal Commission into Union corruption this

August 12, 2015

Now’s Not The Time To Start Using Our Conscience, Abbott Warns

Forming policy with the assistance of a conscience could derail the Government’s entire policy platform, the Prime Minister has told

June 19, 2015

Bill Shorten Keeping Close Eye On Bill Shorten As Knifing Speculation Mounts

Labor leader Bill Shorten is taking no chances with his leadership, today confronting party power broker Bill Shorten about rumours

June 11, 2015

Coal Stations Are “Visually Beautiful And Whisper Quiet” Abbott Says

Coal-fired power stations are a stunning addition to the Australian landscape, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said this morning

April 15, 2015

Woolworths Becomes Official Sponsor Of Iraq War

Supermarket giant Woolworths has announced a five-year sponsorship deal that will see its brand linked with Australia’s ongoing war efforts

December 14, 2014

Parents Weighing Up What Age To Tell Children That Bill Shorten Doesn’t Exist

Parents around Australia are wondering how long they should let their kids keep believing Australia has an Opposition Leader

December 8, 2014

Joe Hockey Has Full Support Of Tony Abbott’s PR Strategy

The Prime Minister’s Public Relations strategy says Joe Hockey is doing a tremendous job and is set to become one

July 18, 2014

Corporal Punishment, 1950s To Be Reintroduced To School Curriculum

Students who misbehave in class will be hit with a strap and told to wait in the 1950s until they

June 27, 2014

Greg Hunt Trying To Turn Off Little Voice In Head Saying “You’re Better Than This”

Forcing a smile and telling himself that this is what he always wanted, Environment Minister Greg Hunt was this morning