All posts tagged "australia political satire"
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Most Of Scott Morrison’s 1.25 Million New Jobs Will Be In Short-Term Prime Ministerial Roles, Analysis Finds
An analysis of Scott Morrison’s pledge to create 1.25 million jobs over the next five years has found that the vast majority of those roles...
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Turnbull Announces Plans To List His Preferred Prime Minister Status On Stock Exchange
After almost doubling growth in under a year, Malcolm Turnbull today laid out plans for an IPO of the preferred Prime Minister status.
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Group Calling For Abbott’s Return Still Has Just The One Member
Senator Eric Abetz is the chair, director, treasurer, and membership body of a new political movement advocating for a return to former Prime Minister Tony...
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Liberal Party To Let Tony Abbott Keep Being Prime Minister In His Head
Saying it was ‘harmless’ and that ‘we should just let him have his fun’, members of the Coalition front bench have agreed to let Tony...
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Cabinet: Functioning Exceptionally Well
As you can see from the picture, our cabinet is functioning exceptionally well. Pretty much ‘as-new’ condition. For full details, please visit the Gumtree listing:...
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Eyebrows Raised As Dyson Heydon Accidently Wears Liberal Party Cap To Royal Commission Hearing
Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon has apologised for wearing a Liberal Party cap to the Royal Commission into Union corruption this morning, saying he ‘didn’t realise’...
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Now’s Not The Time To Start Using Our Conscience, Abbott Warns
Forming policy with the assistance of a conscience could derail the Government’s entire policy platform, the Prime Minister has told party colleagues.
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Bill Shorten Keeping Close Eye On Bill Shorten As Knifing Speculation Mounts
Labor leader Bill Shorten is taking no chances with his leadership, today confronting party power broker Bill Shorten about rumours of a potential coup.
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Coal Stations Are “Visually Beautiful And Whisper Quiet” Abbott Says
Coal-fired power stations are a stunning addition to the Australian landscape, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said this morning.
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Woolworths Becomes Official Sponsor Of Iraq War
Supermarket giant Woolworths has announced a five-year sponsorship deal that will see its brand linked with Australia’s ongoing war efforts in the Middle East.
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Parents Weighing Up What Age To Tell Children That Bill Shorten Doesn’t Exist
Parents around Australia are wondering how long they should let their kids keep believing Australia has an Opposition Leader.
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Joe Hockey Has Full Support Of Tony Abbott’s PR Strategy
The Prime Minister’s Public Relations strategy says Joe Hockey is doing a tremendous job and is set to become one of Australia’s great Treasurers.
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Corporal Punishment, 1950s To Be Reintroduced To School Curriculum
Students who misbehave in class will be hit with a strap and told to wait in the 1950s until they are ready to learn, under...
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Greg Hunt Trying To Turn Off Little Voice In Head Saying “You’re Better Than This”
Forcing a smile and telling himself that this is what he always wanted, Environment Minister Greg Hunt was this morning still trying to shut out...
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MH370 Update: Australian Government Won’t Comment On Search Findings Until Next Wednesday’s Weekly Briefing
Those eager to find out whether Australian search efforts in the Indian Ocean have uncovered signs of Malaysian Airlines flight 370 will have to wait...
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