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Craig Kelly Disputes Claim That Smoke Will Do Lap Of Earth, Reminding NASA That Earth Is Flat
Liberal backbencher and science whiz Craig Kelly says NASA’s claim that smoke from Australia’s fires will do a full lap
Most Of Scott Morrison’s 1.25 Million New Jobs Will Be In Short-Term Prime Ministerial Roles, Analysis Finds
An analysis of Scott Morrison’s pledge to create 1.25 million jobs over the next five years has found that the
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Turnbull Announces Plans To List His Preferred Prime Minister Status On Stock Exchange
After almost doubling growth in under a year, Malcolm Turnbull today laid out plans for an IPO of the preferred
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Group Calling For Abbott’s Return Still Has Just The One Member
Senator Eric Abetz is the chair, director, treasurer, and membership body of a new political movement advocating for a return
Liberal Party To Let Tony Abbott Keep Being Prime Minister In His Head
Saying it was ‘harmless’ and that ‘we should just let him have his fun’, members of the Coalition front bench
Cabinet: Functioning Exceptionally Well
As you can see from the picture, our cabinet is functioning exceptionally well. Pretty much ‘as-new’ condition. For full details,
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Eyebrows Raised As Dyson Heydon Accidently Wears Liberal Party Cap To Royal Commission Hearing
Royal Commissioner Dyson Heydon has apologised for wearing a Liberal Party cap to the Royal Commission into Union corruption this
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Now’s Not The Time To Start Using Our Conscience, Abbott Warns
Forming policy with the assistance of a conscience could derail the Government’s entire policy platform, the Prime Minister has told
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Bill Shorten Keeping Close Eye On Bill Shorten As Knifing Speculation Mounts
Labor leader Bill Shorten is taking no chances with his leadership, today confronting party power broker Bill Shorten about rumours
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Coal Stations Are “Visually Beautiful And Whisper Quiet” Abbott Says
Coal-fired power stations are a stunning addition to the Australian landscape, Prime Minister Tony Abbott said this morning
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Woolworths Becomes Official Sponsor Of Iraq War
Supermarket giant Woolworths has announced a five-year sponsorship deal that will see its brand linked with Australia’s ongoing war efforts
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Parents Weighing Up What Age To Tell Children That Bill Shorten Doesn’t Exist
Parents around Australia are wondering how long they should let their kids keep believing Australia has an Opposition Leader
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Joe Hockey Has Full Support Of Tony Abbott’s PR Strategy
The Prime Minister’s Public Relations strategy says Joe Hockey is doing a tremendous job and is set to become one
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Corporal Punishment, 1950s To Be Reintroduced To School Curriculum
Students who misbehave in class will be hit with a strap and told to wait in the 1950s until they
Greg Hunt Trying To Turn Off Little Voice In Head Saying “You’re Better Than This”
Forcing a smile and telling himself that this is what he always wanted, Environment Minister Greg Hunt was this morning