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Fears Sanders May Turn US Into Nightmarish Hellhole Where Everyone Gets Healthcare
As the Democratic primary race tightens, many are concerned that a Bernie Sanders’ presidency could lead to a terrifying future
Work Begins On New Trump Hotel
Preparation work has begun on a glittering new Trump hotel in north-eastern Syria, with the final building likely to be
‘War In Iran’ Goes Into Early Production
The final instalment of the Middle East Wars trilogy has gone into initial production, with early marketing activity already underway
Mueller Report: Americans Shocked To Learn They Elected Racist, Sexist, Psychopath All By Themselves
Following the release of the Mueller report which found no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, Americans
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Trump Yet To Realise He No Longer Needs To Fire One Person A Week
US President and former host of The Apprentice Donald Trump is still under the impression he needs to fire one
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Preparations To Do Nothing About Next School Massacre Now In Place, Government Confirms
After weeks of lengthy deliberations, US lawmakers have finally put the finishing touches to a detailed plan that would see
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Time To Move On (To Next Massacre) US Legislators Say
After three days of grieving, legislators in the US have said it is now time for Americans to put the
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Elon Musk Has A Big Cock
American-based billionaire Elon Musk has a large penis, it has been confirmed
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Weinstein Responds To Sexual Harassment Claims: “I Will Run For President”
Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein has finally responded to shocking sexual harassment allegations, saying the only appropriate thing for him to
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Republicans Urge Americans To Respect Moral Authority Of Laws Written By Slave Owners
Leading voices in Congress have reminded the American public that gun ownership is enshrined within the constitution, a document conceived
2 Million New Facts Created In Trump Administration’s First Week
In a stunningly successful first week for the Trump administration, the US has seen the creation of over two million new facts, spurred
“I Didn’t Say ‘Simon Says’”, Florida Policeman Explains
Charges against a Miami law enforcement agent who shot an unarmed black man while his hands were in the air
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US One Step Closer To Electing First Child President
In another historic milestone, the US Republican Party have nominated Donald Trump as their Presidential candidate, putting the 70 year-old little
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Trump Calls For US To Exit EU
Saying it was time to ‘make America Great again’, Donald Trump has begun a bid for his country to leave
WATCH: Draconian New Gun Laws Require Americans To Count To 10 Before Buying Firearms
There are fears America is turning into a nanny state after President Obama announced sweeping changes to gun laws that