March 11, 2016

5 Signs You Might Be Confusing Your Wallet With Your Wife

Former AFL footballer Billy Brownless was a bit of a dill last night, comparing his misses to his wallet. But

March 30, 2014

Melbourne Demons To “Start Rebuilding For 2015”: Roos

Paul Roos, coach of AFL side Melbourne, says his side will use the last 20 games of the season as

June 24, 2013

“Oh, WAYNE Swan”, Collingwood Fans Pull Support For Labor After Naming Mix Up

In another blow for the ALP’s re-election chances, fans of AFL club Collingwood have withdrawn their support for the party

February 7, 2013

Essendon Players Forced To Inject Clichés Into Interviews

EXCLUSIVE: Just hours after allegations broke that Essendon players may have been forced to inject performance enhancing drugs into their

October 7, 2012

‘Awkward’ period between football and cricket seasons forces people to have real conversations

With the AFL and NRL seasons finishing up last weekend – a full six weeks before the first Test Match

July 5, 2012

Dustin Fletcher signs 27 year contract at Essendon

From The Shovel’s guest sport’s reporter Bob Nightly The Essendon Football Club has announced this morning that club stalwart Dustin

June 21, 2012

Chris Judd admits he’s struggling under the burden of his Visy workload

By Guest Shovel Reporter Bob Nightly  Sources close to Carlton Football Club captain Chris Judd have revealed today that the star

June 17, 2012

Wilkie calls for mandatory pre-commitment on football clichés

Tasmanian independent MP Andrew Wilkie today called for voluntary caps to be set on the number of clichés used by