Support the Shovel
Just a few bucks a month – about the annual tax bill of a multi-national organisation – can help us keep doing what we do. We’ll send you some free stuff, including our self-help guide, ‘How to Speak Like a Politician: 10 Simple Tips That Will Transform Your Life’
There are four membership options below (each with monthly or yearly options).
Or, if you just want to chip in but don’t want the free stuff, make a one-off donation here.
Bronze
$3.00 AUD / monthly
You’ll get that special warm feeling that you’ve contributed to the ongoing sustainability of Australian satire.
It’s like buying us a coffee each month. (Or three shit coffees from 7 Eleven)
- Personal welcome email
- ‘How to Speak Like a Politician: 10 Simple Tips That Will Transform Your Life’
- The Shovel’s Political Power Page (after 2 months)
- Warm fuzzy feeling
Silver
$5.00 AUD / monthly
You’ll get everything from Bronze, plus:
- ‘The Shovel’s Guide to Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language’ (after 3 months)
- ‘Gina Rinehart’s 4 Steps To Becoming Disgustingly Rich’ (after 6 months)
- Access to back-catalogue of membership downloads
- A Shovel Christmas card sent to your door (at Christmas)
Gold
$10.00 AUD / monthly
Want to step it up a notch? You’ll get everything from Silver, plus:
- A signed copy of the Shovel Annual
- A Shovel sticker
- ‘The Shovel’s Guide to Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language’: fridge magnet version
God Tier
$50.00 AUD / monthly
Don’t know what to do with all your spare money but love supporting independent media? This is the level for you. You’ll get everything from Gold, plus:
- We’ll say your name in our morning prayers each day
- A Shovel tote bag
- Your name on the door at a live show near you
- A feeling of total satisfaction
Bronze
$36.00 AUD / yearly
You’ll get that special warm feeling that you’ve contributed to the ongoing sustainability of Australian satire.
It’s like buying us a coffee each month. (Or three shit coffees from 7 Eleven)
- Personal welcome email
- ‘Feedback on The Gettysburg Address’: a classic speech, re-workshopped
- The Shovel’s Political Power Page (after 2 months)
- Warm fuzzy feeling
Silver
$60.00 AUD / yearly
You’ll get everything from Bronze, plus:
- ‘The Shovel’s Guide to Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language’ (after 3 months)
- ‘Gina Rinehart’s 4 Steps To Becoming Disgustingly Rich’ (after 6 months)
- Access to back-catalogue of membership downloads
- A Shovel Christmas card sent to your door (at Christmas)
Gold
$120.00 AUD / yearly
Want to step it up a notch? You’ll get everything from Silver, plus:
- A signed copy of the Shovel Annual
- A Shovel sticker
- ‘The Shovel’s Guide to Understanding Peter Dutton’s Body Language’: fridge magnet version
God Tier
$500.00 AUD / monthly
Don’t know what to do with all your spare money but love supporting independent media? This is the level for you. You’ll get everything from Gold, plus:
- We’ll say your name in our morning prayers each day
- A Shovel tote bag
- Your name on the door at a live show near you
- A feeling of total satisfaction
