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Guns Should Be Allowed To Vote, Says America’s NRA
America’s National Rifle Association (NRA) says giving the country’s 300 million firearms the right to vote in national elections is
Queen Makes Hoax Phone Call To Australian Radio Station, Posing As A Bogan
Queen Elizabeth II has thwarted the usually tight screening procedures of Australian radio station 2Day FM, managing to take part
Women’s magazines ‘unprepared’ for Royal Twins, experts say
With speculation mounting that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, may be carrying twins, there are growing fears that trashy women’s
Major natural disaster more interesting now that an Australian may be involved
A run-of-the-mill Asian earthquake that killed more than a thousand people last week was given a new lease of life
Queen’s Christmas Message Not Part Of Nativity Either, Pope Claims
Pope Benedict XVI has caused further controversy by claiming that the Queen’s Christmas message is a relatively recent tradition and
Oprah follows up Microsoft fail with a barrage of suspiciously inspirational tweets
Yesterday Oprah Winfrey made a fool of herself, and Microsoft, when she tweeted about how much she loved the tech
New Zealand’s tourism strategy in tatters following realisation JRR Tolkien probably won’t write any more books
New Zealand’s peak tourism body was in disarray today after management learnt it was highly unlikely that JRR Tolkien will
Romney: “Obama had an unfair advantage: policies”
Losing Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has defended his campaign performance, claiming he lost because the race wasn’t run on a
Cruel Twist: Marijuana Legalised, But Cheerios Banned In Colorado, Washington
Just as pot smokers in Colorado and Washington were dusting off their bongs to celebrate their states’ recent legalisation of
Donald Trump to get penis surgically removed from forehead
Reality TV star and business magnate Donald Trump announced today that he will undergo surgery to remove genitalia from his
Paul Ryan
VP candidate Paul Ryan says he’ll go back to focusing on tennis career
After losing in his bid to be Vice President of the United States, Paul Ryan announced this evening (US time)
Aaron Sorkin reassures American liberals: “Don’t worry, I’m writing a backup plan in case Obama loses”
Acclaimed television writer Aaron Sorkin says he’s not overly concerned about the closeness of the polls for the upcoming Presidential
New Yorkers stockpile food, water as fears of a Romney victory grow
Supermarkets shelves were stripped and gas stations sucked dry today as thousands of New Yorkers prepared for the worst. With
Obama promises not to fuck around with Valium before tomorrow’s debate
US President Barack Obama has made a commitment to his staff that he won’t experiment with hardcore sleeping medication before
PM David Cameron asks the US to invade London “so we can test out all our new Olympic security arsenal”
With the Games now over and all Olympic security threats successfully avoided, British Prime Minster David Cameron wondered aloud yesterday