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Russian Eurovision Entrant Annexes Best Parts Of Ukraine’s Song
Saying it was the best outcome for everyone, Russia’s Eurovision act today took the chorus and large swathes of the
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English Couple Still Here
That young English couple with the small child haven’t gone home yet, it has emerged
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Wills & Kate Surprised To Learn Age Of Entitlement Over In Australia
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived in Australia today, only to be handed a pair of gloves, a scrubbing
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God Sends Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps To Eternal Gay Mardi Gras
Fred Phelps Snr, the former pastor of the gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church, will spend at least the next 10,000 years
Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The F*%king Weekend
Pope Francis says he’s looking forward to throwing back a few beers in front of the football on Friday night,
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Obama Takes Time Out From Flying Drones To Tell Putin Not To Invade Ukraine
Asking a colleague to cover his shift, US President Barack Obama briefly took a break from flying unmanned drones in
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Kim Jong-un Considers Extending North Korea’s Bedtime Until 8:30pm
North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un says he’ll have a think about changing the nation’s lights out time, after it
Bidding War Begins As Schapelle Corby Release Date From Channel 7 Compound Confirmed
The Nine Network is said to be leading a spirited bidding war for first access to Schapelle Corby, following reports
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Queening To Be Outsourced To India
All functions of the British Monarchy will be run from a small factory in Mumbai, after local efforts failed to
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Japan’s Scientific Research Program Still Yet To Uncover Why Whales Die When Speared With A Giant Harpoon
After decades of research, Japanese scientists are no closer to discovering why whales suddenly die when tracked down, surrounded and
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North Korean Basketball Team Won Next Wednesday’s Exhibition Game Against US, Local Report Reveals
An exhibition basketball game in North Korea next Wednesday, between a Dennis Rodman-led team of former NBA players and a
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Indonesia To Shut Down Bali
Bali will be packed up and put away in a very high, hard to find cupboard, until Australia can learn
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Next James Bond Movie To Just Be A Couple Of IT Guys Going Through A PowerPoint Presentation
Sony Pictures has given spy fans a taste of what to expect in the next instalment of the James Bond
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Obama To Read All Briefings From Top Secret Sleeping Bag
US President Barack Obama will read all Government briefings from a high-tech goose down sleeping bag, starting next month
Obama Reaches Out To Angela Merkel: “I Know How You’re Feeling. No, Really.”
US President Barak Obama has reached out to Angela Merkel after it emerged US Government agencies may have been tapping