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Americans Starting To Get Tired Of All This Winning
Americans are not sure they can handle all of the winning that has occurred since Donald Trump became President, it
Twitter has hired a dedicated team to fact-check Donald Trump’s tweets and the unemployment rate in America is now zero
Following its announcement that it would start fact-checking Donald Trump’s tweets, Twitter has put together a crack team of 23
“When I want to test my eyesight, I jump behind the wheel of a moving vehicle”, by Dominic Cummings
There has been a lot of speculation and innuendo about my movements throughout April during the time I was sick
You Think Coronavirus Is Bad? Wait Until The Bill Gates Conspiracy Theorists Hear About Track Changes
Using 5G technology to create a global pandemic so you can use vaccinations to mind-control a global population is bad.
Fears Of Rush On Malaria Drug Unfounded, After Trump Supporters Unable To Pronounce Hydroxychloroquine
Pharmacists say the President’s claim he was taking anti-malarial medication to fend off COVID-19 has not led to an increase
Obamagate Explained
A lot of people have been asking for an explanation of Obamagate. It’s a huge scandal. What happened was very,
Coronavirus Vaccine Still 12-18 Million Clickbait Articles Away
Those eagerly awaiting a COVID-19 vaccine will need to wait a little longer, with experts saying we will need to
Trump Now Claiming You Can’t Get Coronavirus If You’ve Still Got Bieber Fever
In the latest in a series of strange claims about coronavirus, US President Donald Trump has told reporters that people
New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab
New evidence has emerged this week that suggests Donald Trump may have been the result of a laboratory experiment devised
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Trump Claims There Are “Very Fine Organisms On Both Sides” Of Pandemic
Donald Trump seemingly sympathised with Covid-19 pathogens at a press briefing on Thursday, saying, “You have some very bad microorganisms
Public Unsure How Boris Johnson Will Manage Dual Roles Of PM And Being A Father
As Boris Johnson announced the birth of his new baby today, many have been left wondering how he will balance
BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un’s Doctor Has Died After ‘Complications’ Relating To Surgery
Kim Jong-Un’s doctor has not survived Kim Jong-Un’s heart surgery, sources say
New Poll Shows Majority Of People Who Voted For Trump Were Being Sarcastic
A new Gallup poll has revealed that a staggering 96 percent of Americans who voted for Donald Trump in the
Trump’s Suggestion To Inject Disinfectant Falls Flat After Supporters Forced To Contend With Childproof Cap
Donald Trump’s suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure COVID-19 has not led to mass poisoning as first feared, with Trump’s
American Protesters Declare Their 1st Amendment Right To Be Fucking Idiots
Thousands of protesters have gathered in cities across America to remind lawmakers that it is their God given right to