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‘Vaccine Swap’: Singapore Furious To Discover They Will Be ‘First In Line’ To Receive Pfizer Doses From Australia
The clause means Singapore won't receive the return doses until
China Desperate To Lose War In Afghanistan To Prove Superpower Status
“We are the equal of other modern superpowers on all measures but one"
New Evidence Suggests COVID Vaccine May Have Originated In A Lab
"It was intentionally released, conspiracy groups claim"
20-Year Afghanistan Conflict Solved In 3 Minutes By Guy On Twitter
“Just go in there, shoot the Taliban guys and then whoever wants to stay can stay"
‘Question Everything’ Says Man Who Believes Absolutely Anything
"You sheeple will believe anything that is fed to you"
Climate Conspiracy Theorists Say It Is Suspicious That Every Single Research Paper Says The EXACT Same Thing
"The same terminology, the same words, again and again. It's a pattern"
G7 Reconvene To Congratulate Scott Morrison On Not Shitting His Pants
“It’s not every day that a nation's leader confirms the exciting news that he knows how to use a toilet"
Britney Spears’s Dad To Take Control Of Australia’s Vaccine Rollout, After Government Found Unfit To Manage Own Affairs
"The conservatorship starts immediately"
Australia Accused Of Human Rights Abuses After Pledging To Send Jacob’s Creek To Britain
“That's not how friends treat friends"
Biden And Johnson Pose For Photo With Competition Winner
“I can’t remember his name, but he seemed like a nice fellow".
Bill And Melinda Gates’s Marriage Has Encountered A Problem And Needs To Close
Melinda Gates was philosophical about the end of her marriage of nearly three decades: “When one window closes, another one opens. And then all the windows you had open inexplicably close, you lose a day’s work and you get asked if you’d like to send an error report”
India Changes Name To ‘Aspen’ To Enable Australian Citizens To Fly Home
Rahul Chakrabarti, who now goes by the name ‘Novak Djokovic’, said he had no issues passing through immigration.
Media Mourns End Of Prince Philip Stories
“It was a news event cut tragically short"
Making Inappropriate Jokes Is What Prince Philip Would Have Wanted
“Sure, many of his jokes didn’t age well. But then neither did he”
Prince Philip Died Because Meghan Markle Murdered Him, Daily Mail Reporting
"She was wearing an ugly dress when it happened, and it looks like she’s put on weight too”


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