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Trump confirms that favourite part of Bible is when hungry caterpillar eats piece of chocolate cake
“Jesus was a wonderful author – he really was".
NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government
“This is the one we’ve been talking about! Damn it!”
US Medical Workers Are Signing Up As Police Officers So They Can Get Proper PPE
Doctors, nurses and other medical staff across America have been joining the police force in part time roles, so they
A tip for protesters at the White House: If you say you’re called ‘The Coronavirus’ the President won’t do anything to stop you
“You’ll literally be able to do whatever the fuck you want for three weeks"
Republican Americans nostalgic for more peaceful time when protesters stormed government buildings armed with semi-automatic weapons
Fed up with the growing violence in their streets, many Republican voters are wishing the George Floyd rioters could follow
Americans Starting To Get Tired Of All This Winning
Americans are not sure they can handle all of the winning that has occurred since Donald Trump became President, it
Twitter has hired a dedicated team to fact-check Donald Trump’s tweets and the unemployment rate in America is now zero
Following its announcement that it would start fact-checking Donald Trump’s tweets, Twitter has put together a crack team of 23
“When I want to test my eyesight, I jump behind the wheel of a moving vehicle”, by Dominic Cummings
There has been a lot of speculation and innuendo about my movements throughout April during the time I was sick
You Think Coronavirus Is Bad? Wait Until The Bill Gates Conspiracy Theorists Hear About Track Changes
Using 5G technology to create a global pandemic so you can use vaccinations to mind-control a global population is bad.
Fears Of Rush On Malaria Drug Unfounded, After Trump Supporters Unable To Pronounce Hydroxychloroquine
Pharmacists say the President’s claim he was taking anti-malarial medication to fend off COVID-19 has not led to an increase
Obamagate Explained
A lot of people have been asking for an explanation of Obamagate. It’s a huge scandal. What happened was very,
Coronavirus Vaccine Still 12-18 Million Clickbait Articles Away
Those eagerly awaiting a COVID-19 vaccine will need to wait a little longer, with experts saying we will need to
Trump Now Claiming You Can’t Get Coronavirus If You’ve Still Got Bieber Fever
In the latest in a series of strange claims about coronavirus, US President Donald Trump has told reporters that people
New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab
New evidence has emerged this week that suggests Donald Trump may have been the result of a laboratory experiment devised
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Trump Claims There Are “Very Fine Organisms On Both Sides” Of Pandemic
Donald Trump seemingly sympathised with Covid-19 pathogens at a press briefing on Thursday, saying, “You have some very bad microorganisms