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The Shovel’s view on the Donald Trump FBI raid
We're no fans of Donald Trump. But the FBI's raid on the home of a former president sets a dangerous precedent
BREAKING: Donald Trump offered trade commissioner role in Perrottet government
"He's under investigation, has no formal qualifications, has never lived overseas. He'll be perfect for the role"
Alex Jones claims bloodbath in courtroom was faked
"That was a false flag carried out by crisis actors"
83% of newborns fathered by Elon Musk, Boris Johnson: new data
“They’re just the ones we’re aware of"
Boris Johnson resigns to spend more time figuring out who exactly his children are
"I'd like to thank the millions of Britons who might be my children"
Scott Morrison tells Boris Johnson to start talking about trans kids
"Trust me, it’ll work”
US Supreme Court releases list of approved sexual positions
"Variations may be considered with written approval of the husband and a majority ruling of the court".
Draconian new gun laws require Americans to count to 10 before buying firearms
"Our founding fathers would never have counted to ten before buying semi-automatic weaponry"
Australia to send special envoy to Britain to advise on how to properly depose Prime Ministers
“There's been an inability to undermine, weaken and ruthlessly knife a sitting PM – pretty basic stuff in my opinion"
America introduces strict new background checks for buying doors
"Cruz, who blamed last week’s shooting on the abundance of doors at the school, said the number of doors in the US had been allowed to increase unchecked"
US legislates mandatory Thoughts and Prayers to curb mass shootings
"We can't stand by and do nothing"
“We promise to do whatever it takes to keep you safe,” Republican Senators assure NRA
"There's no need to feel anxious tonight"
USA announces plans to invade extremist theocratic state ‘USA’
“This is a barbarous, medieval regime restricting the rights of its people”
Starbucks to punish Russians by continuing to operate all 130 Russian stores
“We’ll continue to subject Russians to our Pumpkin-Spiced Lattes”
Putin US
Putin furious to discover he still has small dick
"I bomb sovereign nation and still I have tiny penis!"