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Negotiating Whiz Convinces Mexico To Pay $0 Billion To Build Wall
Deal-making maestro Donald Trump has pulled off the seemingly impossible – convincing Mexico to contribute a full 0.00% of the $15 billion cost to build...
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National Emergency Declares National Emergency
America now has two national emergencies, it can be confirmed
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Donald Trump To Spend Romantic Solo Valentine’s Dinner With The Love Of His Life
US President Donald Trump says he’ll be spending this Valentine’s Day with the most talented, gifted, amazing person he knows, in an intimate solo dinner...
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Trump Shows Off Negotiating Skills By Shrewdly Giving In To Every Single One Of Democrats’ Demands
US President Donald Trump has displayed some of the deal-making magic he promised during the 2017 campaign, shutting down the government, then systematically caving into...
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Matthew Flinders Dies After Waiting Two Hundred Years For A Fucking Train
Explorer Matthew Finders has passed away after waiting two centuries for a train at Euston Station in London.
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US Government Shutdown Enters 104th Week
The US has entered its 724th day without a functioning government, with no end in sight to the growing crisis.
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Donald Trump Calls George HW Bush’s Family, To Say How Lucky America Is To Have Donald Trump As President
Donald Trump has made a personal call to those closest to the late George HW Bush, saying he was without doubt the best president this...
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Trump Pardons Turkey (And Saudi Arabia and North Korea) At Traditional Thanksgiving Ceremony
US President Trump has used a traditional Thanksgiving White House event to pardon Turkey, as well as a range of other authoritarian states.
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Trump’s Top Landscaping Tips To Prevent Forest Fires
In this exclusive feature, the people’s president lets us in on his favourite landscaping techniques to keep your garden free from apocalyptic climate disasters. Cut...
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