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“This Is Our Last Chance To Save The Environment!” Prince Charles Shouts From Turret Of Royal Palace
‘Hear Ye! Hear Ye!’
Americans Mark Their 700,000th COVID Death With ‘Save Australia’ Rally
“We want to save you from your nightmare"
Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson Reminds Nation That Shortage Crisis Is “100% Made In Britain”, In Patriotic Speech
“This is British designed, British made, using 100% British ingredients!”
PM Unveils Major $90 Billion Distraction
"This will help secure the lead stories of the nation’s media for days to come"
Biden Comforts Terrified Defence Contractors: “There’ll Be Another War Soon”
“There, there buddy. We’ll be launching another pointless 20-year war in no time”
‘Vaccine Swap’: Singapore Furious To Discover They Will Be ‘First In Line’ To Receive Pfizer Doses From Australia
The clause means Singapore won't receive the return doses until
China Desperate To Lose War In Afghanistan To Prove Superpower Status
“We are the equal of other modern superpowers on all measures but one"
New Evidence Suggests COVID Vaccine May Have Originated In A Lab
"It was intentionally released, conspiracy groups claim"
20-Year Afghanistan Conflict Solved In 3 Minutes By Guy On Twitter
“Just go in there, shoot the Taliban guys and then whoever wants to stay can stay"
‘Question Everything’ Says Man Who Believes Absolutely Anything
"You sheeple will believe anything that is fed to you"
Climate Conspiracy Theorists Say It Is Suspicious That Every Single Research Paper Says The EXACT Same Thing
"The same terminology, the same words, again and again. It's a pattern"
G7 Reconvene To Congratulate Scott Morrison On Not Shitting His Pants
“It’s not every day that a nation's leader confirms the exciting news that he knows how to use a toilet"
Britney Spears’s Dad To Take Control Of Australia’s Vaccine Rollout, After Government Found Unfit To Manage Own Affairs
"The conservatorship starts immediately"
Australia Accused Of Human Rights Abuses After Pledging To Send Jacob’s Creek To Britain
“That's not how friends treat friends"
Biden And Johnson Pose For Photo With Competition Winner
“I can’t remember his name, but he seemed like a nice fellow".


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