Trump Calls For US To Leave EU Too

US President Donald Trump has told a rally in Nebraska that it is time the United States followed Britain’s lead and exited Europe.

Prince Andrew Says He Can’t Talk To FBI Due To Rare Vocal Cord Disorder

Prince Andrew has used a series of hand-written signs to reveal that...

Sex Is Only For Heterosexual Couples, Says Man Wearing GORGEOUS Gold Hat

An English man wearing a stunning yellow and gold striped dress, delightfully...

Woman Weirdly Decides To Quit Job That Requires Her To Take Shit From Media 24/7

An American woman has made the baffling decision to resign from a...

Man Without Job To Step Back From Job

A British man who doesn’t have a job will be taking a...

Queen Announces She Is Also Leaving Royal Family
By The Shovel on January 9, 2020
The Queen says she’s done, and will leave the Royal Family by the end of the week.
Prince Harry Has Set Up A Freelance Ribbon-Cutting Business On Airtasker
By The Shovel on January 9, 2020
The Duke of Sussex is available for all of your ribbon cutting needs, it has been revealed.
Trump Voters Celebrate, As News Breaks Of Hillary Clinton’s Impeachment
By The Shovel on December 19, 2019
Trump supporters across America are celebrating tonight, after news of Hillary Clinton’s impeachment quickly spread.
Energy Wasted Getting Angry At Greta Thunberg Spikes To Alarming New Levels
By The Shovel on December 12, 2019
The amount of energy used by people pointlessly losing their minds over a 16 year-old Swedish girl has hit new highs, after Greta Thunberg was...
BREAKING: Russia Cleared To Compete In 2020 US Elections
By The Shovel on December 10, 2019
Defending champions Russia will be allowed to take part in next year’s presidential election as normal, it has been confirmed.
Trump Pardons Turkey, And Other Authoritarian Nations, At Annual Thanksgiving Ceremony
By The Shovel on November 27, 2019
Prince Andrew Says Photo Of Him With Hand Around 17 Year-Old Is Doctored “I Actually Didn’t Have Hands At The Time”
By The Shovel on November 26, 2019
Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying it can’t be him because...
Doubts Emerge Over Whether Trump Was Actually In Tunnel, Pulled Trigger When Al-Baghdadi Died
By The Shovel on October 29, 2019
Doubts have begun to emerge about Donald Trump’s claim that he personally chased ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi into a small tunnel, placed him in...
Trump Steaks Wins $50 Billion Contract To Supply US Airforce With Warplanes
By The Shovel on October 20, 2019
In a surprise decision, a White House-led government panel has chosen failed food manufacturer Trump Steaks to produce 80 high-tech warplanes worth $50 billion, after...
Trump Accuses Democrat Debate Of Blatant Bias For Not Including A Single Republican
By The Shovel on October 17, 2019
Donald Trump has unleashed a Twitter tirade, accusing the media of bias for not showing a single Republican candidate on last night’s presidential primary debate.