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Channel 7 leaders’ debate to be hosted by Ben Roberts-Smith
“We don’t want the whole thing to deteriorate into a circus”
Worker celebrates creation of 8-hour workday by working 12-hour public holiday shift
"It's what Labour Day is all about!"
Scott Morrison finally apologises for delays in getting photographers to flood-ravaged communities
"We should have had photographers on the ground much sooner"
Government now claiming Djokovic bought $15k of Cartier watches
"I am absolutely appalled by this"
Harvey Norman wins contract to run Australian hospitals
"We got some CRAZY deals on open heart surgery!"
PM says unvaxxed Australians deserve to be treated with the respect they refuse to show others
"These rules are unfairly inhibiting the most selfish in our society"
The 2021 Shovel Annual
The 2021 Shovel Annual is here, Christian Porter is on the cover and he’s been kind enough to write an article
Perrottet Confirms Scott Morrison Will Represent Australia At COP26 Climate Talks
He is waiting for final approval from the National Party.
The ‘Treat’ Announced For Vaccinated NSW People Is Pretty Underwhelming, But At Least It’s Better Than $300
"$300 directly into my bank account would've been insulting"
Morrison Responds To Melbourne Outbreak By Announcing Plans For Dedicated New Chicken Coop
"What Victorians need right now is a series of Instagram posts of their Prime Minister cosplaying as a handyman"
Andrew Bolt: 7 Reasons Why The Desk’s Claim That It Was Masturbated On Should Be Questioned
"Why didn’t the desk report this at the time of the incident?"
Government Strikes Deal With Facebook To Restore News. Also Facebook Now Owns Tasmania.
Treasurer and master negotiator Josh Frydenberg has come to an agreement with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to return news to
A Statement From The Shovel About Being Banned From Facebook
You may have heard that articles from The Shovel and a whole host of other outlets have been banned from
Scott Morrison’s 10 tips for avoiding awkward questions from your family this Christmas
Don't want to tell your Mum why you haven't got a boyfriend yet? Sick of answering questions about when you're going to get a real job? Prefer not to delve into 'what you've been up to' this year
Scott Morrison Too Busy To Congratulate Joe Biden On Election Win
“I don’t hold a phone mate. Not when I’ve got a compound mitre saw in one hand and a nail gun in the other”