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US Medical Workers Are Signing Up As Police Officers So They Can Get Proper PPE
Doctors, nurses and other medical staff across America have been joining the police force in part time roles, so they
A tip for protesters at the White House: If you say you’re called ‘The Coronavirus’ the President won’t do anything to stop you
“You’ll literally be able to do whatever the fuck you want for three weeks"
Nation Totally Unsurprised That ‘Finance Guru’ Who Drives A Porsche And Is Called Dick Pusey Is A Fuckwit
The chances of a Porsche-driving mortgage broker who is named after genitalia not being a total arsehole is zero, the
20% Of Nation’s Elbows Have Coronavirus, Experts Confirm
One in five elbows have COVID-19, it has been confirmed
People Are Panic-Buying Shovel Memberships And If You Don’t Buy One Now You Might Miss Out!
Hello Shovel reader, You’ve probably heard by now that there’s been a huge rush on Shovel memberships over the last
Crossword #6 – Toilet Paper Armageddon
Just like the Times Crossword, but with more questions about dunny paper. You can play our other crosswords here. We choose
Shovel Crossword #4 – Blame the Kids
Just like the Times Crossword, but with more questions about sewage. You can play our other crosswords here. We choose a
Shovel Crossword #3 – McKenzie’s Pulled Pork
Almost as entertaining as a Nationals leadership spill. You can play our other crosswords here. We choose a different approach.
The Shovel Crossword #2
It’s the one thing that’s been missing from your life this whole time – a satirical crossword. It’s just like
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Morrison Responds Bushfires By Increasing Franking Credits
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has responded decisively to the increasing frequency and severity of bushfires in Australia, promising not to
The Shovel’s Official 2019 Election Guide Is Here
With an election just around the corner, you need analysis you can trust. Our 100-page Official Election Guide – created
Most Australians Think 26th January Was Date Captain Cook Landed In Gallipoli, Survey Shows
A majority of Australians believe we should not change the date of Australia Day, because it commemorates the day Captain
6 Christmas Gifts That Say ‘I Love You Like The Liberal Party Loves Craig Kelly’.
Shopping centres are about as busy as an Australian Prime Ministerial portrait painter this time of year. So shop online
The War on 2018 – Live Tour
With Trump as president, the Korean peninsula on the brink of nuclear war, Syria in chaos and a poo jogger
The Shovel & The Chaser Are Coming To Brisbane!
After sold-out performances in Sydney and Melbourne, we’re excited to be bringing ‘The War on History’ live show to the Powerhouse