November 19, 2021

PM says unvaxxed Australians deserve to be treated with the respect they refuse to show others

"These rules are unfairly inhibiting the most selfish in our society"

November 12, 2021

The 2021 Shovel Annual

The 2021 Shovel Annual is here, Christian Porter is on the cover and he’s been kind enough to write an article

October 17, 2021

Perrottet Confirms Scott Morrison Will Represent Australia At COP26 Climate Talks

He is waiting for final approval from the National Party.

August 26, 2021

The ‘Treat’ Announced For Vaccinated NSW People Is Pretty Underwhelming, But At Least It’s Better Than $300

"$300 directly into my bank account would've been insulting"

May 25, 2021

Morrison Responds To Melbourne Outbreak By Announcing Plans For Dedicated New Chicken Coop

"What Victorians need right now is a series of Instagram posts of their Prime Minister cosplaying as a handyman"

March 23, 2021

Andrew Bolt: 7 Reasons Why The Desk’s Claim That It Was Masturbated On Should Be Questioned

"Why didn’t the desk report this at the time of the incident?"

February 23, 2021

Government Strikes Deal With Facebook To Restore News. Also Facebook Now Owns Tasmania.

Treasurer and master negotiator Josh Frydenberg has come to an agreement with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to return news to

February 18, 2021

A Statement From The Shovel About Being Banned From Facebook

You may have heard that articles from The Shovel and a whole host of other outlets have been banned from

November 10, 2020

Scott Morrison’s 10 tips for avoiding awkward questions from your family this Christmas

Don't want to tell your Mum why you haven't got a boyfriend yet? Sick of answering questions about when you're going to get a real job? Prefer not to delve into 'what you've been up to' this year

November 8, 2020

Scott Morrison Too Busy To Congratulate Joe Biden On Election Win

“I don’t hold a phone mate. Not when I’ve got a compound mitre saw in one hand and a nail gun in the other”

September 24, 2020

Westpac To Pay $1.3 Billion Money Laundering Fine Using Unmarked 100 dollar Notes

"Meet us at the bus stop near Martin Place at 9pm tomorrow night. No weapons”

April 23, 2020

Nation Totally Unsurprised That ‘Finance Guru’ Who Drives A Porsche And Is Called Dick Pusey Is A Fuckwit

The chances of a Porsche-driving mortgage broker who is named after genitalia not being a total arsehole is zero, the

March 26, 2020

20% Of Nation’s Elbows Have Coronavirus, Experts Confirm

One in five elbows have COVID-19, it has been confirmed

March 10, 2020

People Are Panic-Buying Shovel Memberships And If You Don’t Buy One Now You Might Miss Out!

Hello Shovel reader, You’ve probably heard by now that there’s been a huge rush on Shovel memberships over the last

March 6, 2020

Crossword #6 – Toilet Paper Armageddon

Just like the Times Crossword, but with more questions about dunny paper. You can play our other crosswords here. We choose