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Where The Leaders Stand On The Major Issues – Your 60 Second Guide
With the federal election just days away, it’s important to be informed about where the leaders stand on the major
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Pauline Hanson Can’t Believe How Unlucky She Is To Keep Choosing Fucking Idiots As Candidates
A tearful Pauline Hanson has told A Current Affair that choosing a bankrupt, a crazy conspiracy theorist, a homophobe, a
Only 80% Of Australians Are Wellness Bloggers, New Jobs Figures Show
Surprising new employment figures released today have revealed that only four in five Australians have a wellness blog or app
VISUAL: How Immigration Led To The Christchurch Terrorist Attack
A new graphic released today appears to confirm Senator Fraser Anning’s claim that immigration was the cause of the Christchurch
john howard satire
Howard: “I Only Give Character References To Respectable Paedophiles”
Former Prime Minister John Howard has clarified his decision to give a character reference to George Pell, saying he only
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Liberal Party Asked To Spread Scandals Out More Evenly Across Month
Pointing out that it’s hard to keep up with all of this outrageous shit when it’s all happening at once,
Australians Not Frightened Enough, Government Says
Australians are not displaying the levels of fear required of them in an election year, Scott Morrison has warned
Trump Shows Off Negotiating Skills By Shrewdly Giving In To Every Single One Of Democrats’ Demands
US President Donald Trump has displayed some of the deal-making magic he promised during the 2017 campaign, shutting down the
Most Australians Think 26th January Was Date Captain Cook Landed In Gallipoli, Survey Shows
A majority of Australians believe we should not change the date of Australia Day, because it commemorates the day Captain
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Kelly O’Dwyer Resigns, To Spend Less Time Working With Children
Liberal front bencher Kelly O’Dwyer will not contest the next election, citing the ‘very personal reasons’ of wanting to spend
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Scott Morrison Finally Responds To Murray-Darling Crisis By Moving Israeli Embassy To Jerusalem
After more than a week of silence on the issue, Prime Minister Scott Morrison today responded to the Murray-Darling Basin
Australians Who Don’t Have Fun On Australia Day To Be Fined, Morrison Says
Australians who are caught not revelling in the delight of Australia’s national day will receive a $149 on-the-spot fine, the
Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows
Standing as close as you can to the baggage carousel at an airport is the best way to speed up
Theresa May
New Compromise Brexit Deal Lets Britain Retain Right To Constantly Complain About It
British PM Theresa May has brokered a new deal with Europe that would see Britain leave the EU completely, but
‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section
A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers