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George, Matt and Gary Walk Away From MasterChef After Channel 10 Offers Them $9 An Hour
Channel 10 say they are surprised they could not reach a contract agreement with MasterChef judges George Calombaris, Matt Preston
Nation’s Teens Unsure How To Measure Self Worth Now That Instagram Not Showing Likes
Sydney student Lily Maples has been left without any way of determining her value to society, it has emerged
We Used FaceApp On Peter Dutton And He Doesn’t Really Change
According to the popular ageing app FaceApp, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton will remain a pasty, horrible man, although in
NBN Still On Track For 2016 Completion, Government Says
Australia’s fast broadband network will be available to all homes by three years ago, Scott Morrison confirmed today
Australians Who Have Had A Go Will Receive Their Go In The Mail By Next Month, Government Reassures Impatient Public
Scott Morrison says the government will ‘absolutely’ deliver its flagship policy from last month’s election campaign, assuring any Australian who
AFP Raids ‘A Current Affair’ Offices To Uncover The 5 Secret Bill-Saving Tips Your Electricity Provider Doesn’t Want You To Know 
Following raids on News Corporation and the ABC, the Australian Federal Police stepped up its operations over the weekend, entering
Mt Everest Promises To Install Second ATM
Mt Everest authorities have responded to the frustrations of climbers queuing for cash, saying they will install a second ATM
Link Between Large Headphones And Nagging Sense Of Superiority, Research Finds
People who wear oversized headphones have a far better taste in music than you, it has been revealed
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Morrison Kicks Off New Government By Promising Every Australian An Extra 10 Fair Dinkums Next Financial Year 
Building on his promise from the election campaign, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that every Australian taxpayer will get
94% Of Australians Still Have Faith In Polls, Newspoll Finds
Polling company Newspoll says a recent survey of the nation shows that the vast majority of Australians still believe polls
Bob Hawke Begins Arduous Task Of Deregulating Heaven’s Economy
Saying no-one else was going to make the tough choices required to bring Heaven into the 21st Century, Bob Hawke
Explainer: The Shovel’s Guide To Voting
When you come to vote on election day, you will be given two ballot papers – one the size of
Where The Leaders Stand On The Major Issues – Your 60 Second Guide
With the federal election just days away, it’s important to be informed about where the leaders stand on the major
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Pauline Hanson Can’t Believe How Unlucky She Is To Keep Choosing Fucking Idiots As Candidates
A tearful Pauline Hanson has told A Current Affair that choosing a bankrupt, a crazy conspiracy theorist, a homophobe, a
Only 80% Of Australians Are Wellness Bloggers, New Jobs Figures Show
Surprising new employment figures released today have revealed that only four in five Australians have a wellness blog or app