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Prince Andrew Says Photo Of Him With Hand Around 17 Year-Old Is Doctored “I Actually Didn’t Have Hands At The Time”
Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying
Tissue In Your Washing This Morning Due To Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
A tissue which was left in your washing machine and then dispersed throughout the entire load was caused by the
Fire Department Sets Government Bullshit Meter To “Catastrophic”
Emergency services have responded to this week’s political shitstorm by setting the government bullshit meter to “catastrophic” – the highest
Woolworths Blames ‘Complicated’ IR Laws For Accidentally Paying All Of Their Senior Executives Correctly
Woolworths boss Brad Banducci says Australia’s complex and inflexible industrial relations system makes it nearly impossible to avoid paying senior
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New Premium Pet Food Range Made From Only The Finest Former Melbourne Cup Winners 
An exclusive new pet food range catering to the top end of the market will be made solely from previous
Man Becomes First Person To Drive 42km In Under 2 Hours In Sydney Traffic
Office worker Darren Lacone has managed to get from one side of Sydney to the other in sub two hours,
Here’s The Full Unedited Transcript Of Donald Trump’s Call With The Ukrainian President
Determined to set the record straight about what was discussed on his phone call with Ukrainian president Volodymry Zelensky, Donald
Australia Offers To Sell New Zealand To US 
Describing it as a ‘terrific real estate opportunity not to be missed’ Australia has contacted US President Donald Trump, offering
World Now Run Entirely By Idiots
The world is run by absolute clowns, it has been confirmed
George, Matt and Gary Walk Away From MasterChef After Channel 10 Offers Them $9 An Hour
Channel 10 say they are surprised they could not reach a contract agreement with MasterChef judges George Calombaris, Matt Preston
Nation’s Teens Unsure How To Measure Self Worth Now That Instagram Not Showing Likes
Sydney student Lily Maples has been left without any way of determining her value to society, it has emerged
We Used FaceApp On Peter Dutton And He Doesn’t Really Change
According to the popular ageing app FaceApp, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton will remain a pasty, horrible man, although in
NBN Still On Track For 2016 Completion, Government Says
Australia’s fast broadband network will be available to all homes by three years ago, Scott Morrison confirmed today
Australians Who Have Had A Go Will Receive Their Go In The Mail By Next Month, Government Reassures Impatient Public
Scott Morrison says the government will ‘absolutely’ deliver its flagship policy from last month’s election campaign, assuring any Australian who
AFP Raids ‘A Current Affair’ Offices To Uncover The 5 Secret Bill-Saving Tips Your Electricity Provider Doesn’t Want You To Know 
Following raids on News Corporation and the ABC, the Australian Federal Police stepped up its operations over the weekend, entering