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Queen Announces She Is Also Leaving Royal Family
The Queen says she’s done, and will leave the Royal Family by the end of the week
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Morrison Says Australia Will Not Join Iran Conflict, Given Australia Only Accounts For 1% Of World’s Military Spend
Scott Morrison says there is absolutely no point joining any military action against Iran, given Australia accounts for such a
Morrison Launches New Ad Campaign To Apologise For Previous Ad Campaign 
Scott Morrison has apologised to anyone who was offended by his bushfire-related advertisement, in a slick new advertisement released today
Religious Discrimination Bill To Finally Give Christians Some Sort Of Say In This Country
After decades of being shut out of debate and influence in Australia, Christians will at last be able to speak
BREAKING: Russia Cleared To Compete In 2020 US Elections
Defending champions Russia will be allowed to take part in next year’s presidential election as normal, it has been confirmed
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Prince Andrew Says Photo Of Him With Hand Around 17 Year-Old Is Doctored “I Actually Didn’t Have Hands At The Time”
Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying
Tissue In Your Washing This Morning Due To Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
A tissue which was left in your washing machine and then dispersed throughout the entire load was caused by the
Fire Department Sets Government Bullshit Meter To “Catastrophic”
Emergency services have responded to this week’s political shitstorm by setting the government bullshit meter to “catastrophic” – the highest
Woolworths Blames ‘Complicated’ IR Laws For Accidentally Paying All Of Their Senior Executives Correctly
Woolworths boss Brad Banducci says Australia’s complex and inflexible industrial relations system makes it nearly impossible to avoid paying senior
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 32 – Denies Facebook Has Problem With Fake News
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg – who died of heart complications at his Californian home today – says the proliferation of
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New Premium Pet Food Range Made From Only The Finest Former Melbourne Cup Winners 
An exclusive new pet food range catering to the top end of the market will be made solely from previous
Man Becomes First Person To Drive 42km In Under 2 Hours In Sydney Traffic
Office worker Darren Lacone has managed to get from one side of Sydney to the other in sub two hours,
Here’s The Full Unedited Transcript Of Donald Trump’s Call With The Ukrainian President
Determined to set the record straight about what was discussed on his phone call with Ukrainian president Volodymry Zelensky, Donald
Australia Offers To Sell New Zealand To US 
Describing it as a ‘terrific real estate opportunity not to be missed’ Australia has contacted US President Donald Trump, offering
World Now Run Entirely By Idiots
The world is run by absolute clowns, it has been confirmed