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Morrison Responds Decisively To Sydney Floods By Announcing Funding For Ark
Scott Morrison says the best way to cope with the floods causing havoc across New South Wales is with a
Aussie Taika Waititi Wins Oscar!
Aussie filmmaker Taika Waititi has won the award for Best Adapted Screenplay at this year’s Academy Awards, for his film
Trump Calls For US To Leave EU Too
US President Donald Trump has told a rally in Nebraska that it is time the United States followed Britain’s lead
Most Coronavirus Cases Caused By Arson, The Australian Claims
At least two thirds of all instances of the deadly coronavirus have been deliberately started by arsonists, the country’s national
Sex Is Only For Heterosexual Couples, Says Man Wearing GORGEOUS Gold Hat
An English man wearing a stunning yellow and gold striped dress, delightfully accessorised with a striking gold and emerald green
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Who Is Going To Ensure We Don’t Have Sex With Animals, Now That Cory Bernardi Has Retired?
EDITORIAL: This week Cory Bernardi resigned from politics. It’s a well-deserved break, after a stunning 13-year career, but we urge
“Grants Were Allocated Fairly”, Bridget McKenzie Says From Her Personal, Custom-Built Gymnasium And Swimming Complex 
The controversial sports grant program that critics claim was unfairly allocated, was totally above board, Bridget McKenzie has told journalists
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Bushfire Relief For Marginal Electorates Only, Government Says
Scott Morrison says the Government’s $2 billion bushfire relief fund will be set aside for seats won by a margin
Man Worth $40 Million Hoping To Become Financially Independent
A British man worth around £30 million has announced plans to make it by on his own
Man Without Job To Step Back From Job
A British man who doesn’t have a job will be taking a break, it has been confirmed
Queen Announces She Is Also Leaving Royal Family
The Queen says she’s done, and will leave the Royal Family by the end of the week
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Morrison Says Australia Will Not Join Iran Conflict, Given Australia Only Accounts For 1% Of World’s Military Spend
Scott Morrison says there is absolutely no point joining any military action against Iran, given Australia accounts for such a
Morrison Launches New Ad Campaign To Apologise For Previous Ad Campaign 
Scott Morrison has apologised to anyone who was offended by his bushfire-related advertisement, in a slick new advertisement released today
Religious Discrimination Bill To Finally Give Christians Some Sort Of Say In This Country
After decades of being shut out of debate and influence in Australia, Christians will at last be able to speak
BREAKING: Russia Cleared To Compete In 2020 US Elections
Defending champions Russia will be allowed to take part in next year’s presidential election as normal, it has been confirmed