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Bronwyn Bishop Named Australia’s Special Envoy For Austerity
A day after Philip Ruddock was announced as Australia’s Special Envoy for Human Rights, former Speaker Bronwyn Bishop has been
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Lucy Turnbull Shows Journalists Around “Slightly Cramped, But Cute” 40-Room Lodge
Saying it was charming in its own little way, Malcolm Turnbull’s wife Lucy yesterday threw open the doors to The
Here’s The Tinder Profile Rupert Murdoch Used To Woo Jerry Hall
Rupert Murdoch has announced his engagement to Jerry Hall. Here’s the media mogul’s Tinder profile. 
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Draconian New Gun Laws Require Americans To Count To 10 Before Buying Firearms
There are fears America is turning into a nanny state after President Obama announced sweeping changes to gun laws that
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North Korea Now Developing Giant Slingshot To Launch Nuclear Bomb
Just hours after successfully testing a hydrogen bomb, rogue state North Korea today announced plans to develop a device to launch it
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Richest 1% Now Own Half Of World’s Politicians
The wealthiest 1% of the population own as many politicians as the rest of the world combined, a new analysis
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Turnbull To Reintroduce Metric System Next Week
Further modernisation is on the way for Australia, with the re-introduction of the metric system expected as early as next
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Poll Boost Sees Shorten Firm As Australia’s Preferred Opposition Leader
Labor Leader Bill Shorten has leapt ahead in recent polling, with the majority of Australians backing him as the best
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New ‘Corporate’ Barbie Doll Earns 85% Of Ken’s Salary
She’s ambitious, smart, and earns almost as much as Ken did for the same role in 2002. Meet the new
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Tony Abbott Confident He’ll Lead Liberal Party Until At Least 1959
Dismissing leadership speculation as ‘nonsense’, Tony Abbott says he is determined to lead the country well into the last century
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Tom Waterhouse To Be Put Down
Bookmaker Tom Waterhouse will be humanely destroyed
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Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes
A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his