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Bushfire Relief For Marginal Electorates Only, Government Says
Scott Morrison says the Government’s $2 billion bushfire relief fund will be set aside for seats won by a margin of less than 3% at...
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Man Worth $40 Million Hoping To Become Financially Independent
A British man worth around £30 million has announced plans to make it by on his own.
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Queen Announces She Is Also Leaving Royal Family
The Queen says she’s done, and will leave the Royal Family by the end of the week.
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Morrison Says Australia Will Not Join Iran Conflict, Given Australia Only Accounts For 1% Of World’s Military Spend
Scott Morrison says there is absolutely no point joining any military action against Iran, given Australia accounts for such a small percentage of the world’s...
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Morrison Launches New Ad Campaign To Apologise For Previous Ad Campaign
Scott Morrison has apologised to anyone who was offended by his bushfire-related advertisement, in a slick new advertisement released today.
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Religious Discrimination Bill To Finally Give Christians Some Sort Of Say In This Country
After decades of being shut out of debate and influence in Australia, Christians will at last be able to speak their minds and have a...
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BREAKING: Russia Cleared To Compete In 2020 US Elections
Defending champions Russia will be allowed to take part in next year’s presidential election as normal, it has been confirmed.
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Prince Andrew Says Photo Of Him With Hand Around 17 Year-Old Is Doctored “I Actually Didn’t Have Hands At The Time”
Prince Andrew has responded to ongoing questions about a photo of him with a 17 year old Virginia Roberts, saying it can’t be him because...
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Tissue In Your Washing This Morning Due To Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
A tissue which was left in your washing machine and then dispersed throughout the entire load was caused by the government’s decision to legalise same...
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Fire Department Sets Government Bullshit Meter To “Catastrophic”
Emergency services have responded to this week’s political shitstorm by setting the government bullshit meter to “catastrophic” – the highest possible rating.
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