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Smug. Comments. Written. In. Single. Word. Sentences. Are. Fucking. Annoying. Research. Confirms.
Comments. On. Social. Media. That. Are. Written. With. A. Full. Stop. Between. Every. Fucking. Word. Do. Not. Make. You. Sound.
People Looking Forward To Staring At Phone In Groups Again
People around the country are relieved that they will soon be able to meet in groups of up to ten
Correct Pronunciation Of X Æ A-12 Is: “My · Pa-rents · Are · Wan-kers”
Experts have confirmed that the correct pronunciation of tech billionaire Elon Musk and singer Grimes’s newborn child X Æ A-12
Public Unsure How Boris Johnson Will Manage Dual Roles Of PM And Being A Father
As Boris Johnson announced the birth of his new baby today, many have been left wondering how he will balance
Trump’s Suggestion To Inject Disinfectant Falls Flat After Supporters Forced To Contend With Childproof Cap
Donald Trump’s suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure COVID-19 has not led to mass poisoning as first feared, with Trump’s
When Is It Ok To Leave My House? Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
Australians have been told not to leave their house unless it’s absolutely necessary. So what is a permissible reason to
Morrison Acts Swiftly To Save Ansett From Total Collapse
Saying he wanted to get on the front foot before things got worse, Scott Morrison has announced a rescue package
“America Is The Best At Coronavirus, It’s Incredible!”
“America is winning at coronavirus, it’s incredible,” the President has confirmed
Hairdressers To Remain Open Provided They Cut Hair From 1.5m Away
Announcing a range of tough new measures last night, Scott Morrison has declared that hairdressers and barbers can remain open,
QUIZ: Which One Of These Boats Was Stopped From Entering Australia Because It Was A Threat To National Security?
Mexico Asks Trump To Hurry Up And Build The Fucking Wall 
Mexico says it wants the wall on the US-Mexico border completed by the end of the week
2020 Cancelled: Read the full statement
2020 will no longer go ahead, it has been confirmed
Shoppers Rush To Supermarkets To Get Coronavirus
People have flocked to packed supermarkets around the country, eager to pick up a case of COVID-
Man Who Has Runny Nose And Fucking Hates His Job Pretty Sure He Has Coronavirus 
A Melbourne man who woke up with a bit of a sniffle and an ongoing hatred of his job, feels
People Are Panic-Buying Shovel Memberships And If You Don’t Buy One Now You Might Miss Out!
Hello Shovel reader, You’ve probably heard by now that there’s been a huge rush on Shovel memberships over the last