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Our Review Of Malcolm Turnbull’s New Book. “It has a promising start, but loses its way midway through the first page”
Malcolm Turnbull’s new autobiography, A Bigger Picture, is one of the most hotly anticipated political books in years. So much
Pete Evans Dies After Accidentally Ingesting His Own Bullshit
"The sheer quantity of it was overwhelming"
Hairdressers To Remain Open Provided They Cut Hair From 1.5m Away
Announcing a range of tough new measures last night, Scott Morrison has declared that hairdressers and barbers can remain open,
2020 Cancelled
2020 will no longer go ahead, it has been confirmed
Labor To Wait For Focus Group Research Before Deciding If It Is For Or Against Coronavirus
Labor Leader Anthony Albanese said the party needs to consider a broad range of views, particularly those of marginal voters,
Doubts Cast Over Seriousness Of Coronavirus, After Only 97% Of Scientists Claim It Is Real
A growing number of politicians and commentators have questioned the need to treat coronavirus, with many pointing out that only
Australia Asks Other Nations To Send Backup Politicians, To Help Deal With Bushfire Crisis 
A contingent of emergency politicians from Canada, New Zealand and elsewhere will fly to Australia next week to help fill
542 Signs You May Be A Perfectionst
218: "You read every individual line to see if they are all the same or if one has a very small difference"
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7 Phrases Scott Morrison Learnt From His Empathy Consultant To Make Him Sound Like A Human Being
This week it was revealed that the Morrison government paid $190,000 to receive advice from empathy consultants. The Shovel can
George, Matt and Gary Walk Away From MasterChef After Channel 10 Offers Them $9 An Hour
Channel 10 say they are surprised they could not reach a contract agreement with MasterChef judges George Calombaris, Matt Preston
We Analysed Meghan And Kate’s Body Language And … Then Stopped Because It Is Weird And Totally Unimportant
A frame-by-frame analysis of Princesses Meghan and Kate at Wimbledon this week showed that we had way too much time
Apple To Remove Headphone Jack, Screen From Upcoming iPhone
Tech giant Apple has made the brave decision to remove all physical componentry from its upcoming iPhone 11, saying it
Theresa May
May Resigns To Allow Britain To Fuck Up Brexit A Different Way
British Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she will stand down from her role to give other people a
Greens Voter Exhausted From Constantly Being Right
A Greens voter from Newtown says being right about absolutely everything takes its toll, but he doesn’t see a break
Hanson Says She’s Heard Claims Made By Al Jazeera And Will Confront Him About It Personally
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has reacted angrily to reports that Al Jazeera secretly recorded her staff soliciting gun lobby