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Man To Unwind By Spending Next Few Seconds Totally Reorganising Record Collection
Saying he just wanted to relax around the house this afternoon, London man James Thurgood plans to spend the next
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Jennifer Aniston Gives Birth To 10-Year-Old Child Following Prolonged Pregnancy
After more than a decade of pregnancy rumours, Jennifer Aniston has finally given birth to a healthy 10-year-old boy, believed
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“I’ll Tell You When I’m Being Sexist,” Steve Price Informs Women
Reminding women not to talk over him when he’s interrupting them, radio broadcaster Steve Price today made it clear that he
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Vanity Fair Accidentally Published The Wrong Margot Robbie Profile. Here’s The Correct Version
In an embarrassing blunder, Vanity Fair inadvertently published the first draft of their profile of Australian actress Margot Robbie today. Here’s the
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Melbourne Café Now Selling Deconstructed Irony
A café in North Fitzroy is giving customers all the ingredients they need to make a smug social statement
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New Telstra Bundle Includes Five Free Outages A Month
Saying it was its best mobile deal yet, Telstra has released a new plan that includes 10GB of data, $500
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New ‘Facebook Memories’ Reminds You What You Did Yesterday
Labelling it a ‘trip down memory lane’, social networking site Facebook today launched a new feature that will remind users
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Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
It seems like breaking into the property market is tougher than ever. But Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull believes the Australian
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OUTRAGE: Nothing in Budget For Australians Affected By Change To Arnott’s Shapes Recipe
This year’s budget has done absolutely nothing to compensate the millions of regular Australians affected by Arnott’s decision to change the
Negative Gearing Used Most In Poorer Suburbs Like Toorak (Where Average Taxable Income Just $82.50)
New modelling released by the Government shows that the nation’s poorest suburbs take advantage of negative gearing laws most, not
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Short Course For Online Bigots
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‘Curating’ Same As ‘Choosing’, Wankers Told
A person who curates fashion, music, food or travel experiences is actually just choosing things, it has been confirmed
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Design For Proposed New Australian Flag Unveiled
A bold design for a new Australian flag was revealed today, as part of a renewed push to replace the
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5 Signs You Might Be Confusing Your Wallet With Your Wife
Former AFL footballer Billy Brownless was a bit of a dill last night, comparing his misses to his wallet. But
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Bought A New Curvy Barbie? Here’s a 12-Week Program To Get Her Back In Shape
Just days after Mattel’s new ‘curvier’ Barbie doll hit the shelves in Australia, fitness celebrity Michelle Bridges has launched a new 12