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Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
The vast majority of typographical errors on news media and other websites are a direct result of automatic correction underwear,
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Melbourne To Be Completely Rebuilt After Being Accidentally Destroyed By Developers
The city of Melbourne will be rebuilt piece by piece after an embarrassing blunder that saw the entire city ruined
New Homeopathic Treatment Significantly Reduces Levels Of Cash In Your Wallet, Study Finds
An innovative new natural remedy released this week can lower the amount of money you carry on your body by up
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Delighted Couple Announce They’re Expecting New Addition To Family Sticker Set
Saying they were ‘over the moon’ about the news, Jenny and Mike Taylor today announced to close friends and family
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Australia’s Population Now 48, ABS Confirms
Australia has a population of just under 50 people, according to census figures. It represents a fall from the 22
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New ‘Login With Facebook’ Feature Allows Australians To Complete Census With Just 1 Click
In an effort to overcome a growing resistance to fill out tonight’s census, the ABS has announced a last-minute feature
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‘Census Is Invasion Of My Privacy’ Man Writes On Website That Knows His Underwear Size
Saying it was ‘intrusive’ and a ‘blatant invasion of privacy’, Melbourne man Terry McManus has posted a stinging rant about
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Hipster Bigot Hates Minorities You Haven’t Even Heard Of Yet
A local bigot hipster says he insults minority groups that haven’t even been covered by alternative media outlets, let alone
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Man To Unwind By Spending Next Few Seconds Totally Reorganising Record Collection
Saying he just wanted to relax around the house this afternoon, London man James Thurgood plans to spend the next
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Jennifer Aniston Gives Birth To 10-Year-Old Child Following Prolonged Pregnancy
After more than a decade of pregnancy rumours, Jennifer Aniston has finally given birth to a healthy 10-year-old boy, believed
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“I’ll Tell You When I’m Being Sexist,” Steve Price Informs Women
Reminding women not to talk over him when he’s interrupting them, radio broadcaster Steve Price today made it clear that he
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Vanity Fair Accidentally Published The Wrong Margot Robbie Profile. Here’s The Correct Version
In an embarrassing blunder, Vanity Fair inadvertently published the first draft of their profile of Australian actress Margot Robbie today. Here’s the
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Melbourne Café Now Selling Deconstructed Irony
A café in North Fitzroy is giving customers all the ingredients they need to make a smug social statement
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New Telstra Bundle Includes Five Free Outages A Month
Saying it was its best mobile deal yet, Telstra has released a new plan that includes 10GB of data, $500
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New ‘Facebook Memories’ Reminds You What You Did Yesterday
Labelling it a ‘trip down memory lane’, social networking site Facebook today launched a new feature that will remind users