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Derelict Sydney Townhouse Listed For $1.5 Million, In Amusing April Fools Day Prank
A run-down two-bedroom flat without a toilet is asking $1.5 million, it has been revealed
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Farmers’ Markets Actually Just Shitter Versions Of Normal Markets, Experts Confirm
The farmers’ market at the local high school oval near your place is just like a normal market, but worse,
How To Avoid Being Lured In By Clickbait With This One Simple Trick
Melbourne Café’s ‘Deconstructed Cheesecake’ Now Just A List Of Ingredients And A Coles Voucher
A café in Melbourne’s inner north has ‘reimagined’ the cheesecake, serving up a supermarket voucher and a list of ingredients
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Increasing Number Of Children Don’t Even Realise Christmas Is Santa’s Birthday Anymore
A growing number of young people have forgotten – or never knew – that the 25th of December commemorates the
‘Cosy, Light-Filled’ Sydney Parking Space Expecting $1 Million Plus, Agents Say
A delightful underground parking spot at a Potts Point apartment complex would make a great first home and an exciting
Australia Falls 4 Places – From 18th to 28th – In International Maths Rankings
In a wake-up call for the nation’s educators, Australia has plummeted on the international maths rankings tables for students, falling to
Most Typing Errors Caused By AutoCock, Research Finds
The vast majority of typographical errors on news media and other websites are a direct result of automatic correction underwear,
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Melbourne To Be Completely Rebuilt After Being Accidentally Destroyed By Developers
The city of Melbourne will be rebuilt piece by piece after an embarrassing blunder that saw the entire city ruined
New Homeopathic Treatment Significantly Reduces Levels Of Cash In Your Wallet, Study Finds
An innovative new natural remedy released this week can lower the amount of money you carry on your body by up
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Delighted Couple Announce They’re Expecting New Addition To Family Sticker Set
Saying they were ‘over the moon’ about the news, Jenny and Mike Taylor today announced to close friends and family
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Australia’s Population Now 48, ABS Confirms
Australia has a population of just under 50 people, according to census figures. It represents a fall from the 22
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New ‘Login With Facebook’ Feature Allows Australians To Complete Census With Just 1 Click
In an effort to overcome a growing resistance to fill out tonight’s census, the ABS has announced a last-minute feature
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‘Census Is Invasion Of My Privacy’ Man Writes On Website That Knows His Underwear Size
Saying it was ‘intrusive’ and a ‘blatant invasion of privacy’, Melbourne man Terry McManus has posted a stinging rant about
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Hipster Racist Hates Minorities You Haven’t Even Heard Of Yet
A local bigot hipster says he insults minority groups that haven’t even been covered by alternative media outlets, let alone