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March 14, 2022
Worker celebrates creation of 8-hour workday by working 12-hour public holiday shift
"It's what Labour Day is all about!"
February 24, 2022
Man saving up for tank of petrol
"It's the most expensive thing I'll buy this year".
February 3, 2022
Local grade 3 kid has some RATs if you’re buying?
"You won’t find this shit at Chemist Warehouse"
February 2, 2022
Inner city Greens voter disgusted Scott Morrison doesn’t know a loaf of bread costs $14
“Next you’ll tell me he doesn’t know a litre of milk costs $11.50"
January 31, 2022
Boomer disappointed to learn that Neil Young and Joni Mitchell songs have been removed from his records
"Something to do with a bad Rogan josh experience apparently"
January 27, 2022
Fears many young Australians may never own their own RAT
"A friend of ours inherited a RAT from their parents"
January 24, 2022
‘You can’t get more Aussie than this!’ says man wearing flag made in Guangdong Province
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"
January 21, 2022
Anti-vaxxers hold emergency meeting to prepare new excuses, after provisional approval of Novavax
"We're going to need some new conspiracy theories"
January 4, 2022
Powerball jackpots to 4-pack of RATs
"It is the most sought after prize in the history of Powerball"
December 30, 2021
Man contracts, then recovers from COVID while waiting in testing line
"By day 14 I was pretty sure I was clear"
December 23, 2021
‘Supply chain issues’ working out great for dad who forgot to buy kids Christmas presents
"Sorry kiddo, it's out of my control"
December 20, 2021
Increasing number of children don’t even realise Christmas is Santa’s birthday
"In my day we celebrated the story of Santa's birth"
December 13, 2021
Weird family puts dead tree in corner of living room
December 9, 2021
Australia is the drunkest country in the world, finds nosy fuckin survey that’s just asking to get its head kicked in
"Yeah? You wanna go?"
December 7, 2021
Mum & Dad Bank to keep interest rates steady at 0%
It is the 110th month that the central bank has kept rates unchanged
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