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Lockdown Should Be Extended By Another 2-3 Years, Just To Be Sure, Introverts Say
Saying it was better to be overly cautious at uncertain times like this, the nation’s introverts have called for social
Man Has Only 694 Rolls Of Toilet Paper Left
Gold Coast man Brent Nicholson is down to his last 694 rolls of Quilton double length toilet paper, it has
School Always Finishes At 10am On Tuesdays, Home-Schooling Parents Assure Child  
Finishing up school before lunch on a Tuesday is the way it’s always worked, a Sydney family has assured their
Children Increasingly Using Their Bananas To Facetime, Rather Than Call, Grandparents
In a sign of the rate of change in banana-based technologies, more children are now making video calls on their
Woman Complaining About Crowds Yet To Realise She Is Part Of Crowd
A Melbourne woman who posted an angry message on social media about the number of people out and about in
Man Who’s Having An Affair Is ‘Going Out To Get Some Exercise’ Again
Unable to use the normal excuse that he would be working late or had an important client function to go
SEALED SECTION!! Eleven Photos Of Crowded Places To Feast Your Eyes On!
       
Woman Working From Home Forced To Have Awkward Kitchen Conversation With Herself
Saying she missed having inane conversations with work colleagues she only vaguely knows, Sydney office worker Katie Schaefer has decided
Busloads Of Tourists Are Travelling To Country Towns To Spread Conspiracy Theories, Mate’s Dad Says
A mate’s friend’s uncle’s dad said that busloads of tourists are travelling to his small country town, spreading conspiracy theories,
Man Working From Home Holds Useless 2-Hour Meeting With Himself
Saying he wanted to replicate the feeling of working from the office, Melbourne account manager Liam Hickey has set up
Man Relieved That Company He Hasn’t Heard From In 5 Years Is Here For Him At This Difficult Time
Sydney man Jim Lecke says it’s a huge relief to know that an electronics retailer that he bought a charging
Teenager Lectures Parents About Going Out All The Time
Astounded to hear her parents were heading out YET AGAIN tonight, Sydney teenager Lily Bertrand has told her parents they
Hairdressers To Remain Open Provided They Cut Hair From 1.5m Away
Announcing a range of tough new measures last night, Scott Morrison has declared that hairdressers and barbers can remain open,
Nation’s Dogs Announce Plans To Continue Working From Home
The nation’s dogs will work from home again this week, it has been confirmed
5 Million New Podcasts To Launch Next Week
The world is about to be absolutely fucking inundated with exciting new content, it has been revealed