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Ralph Lauren Polo Logo To Be Replaced With Actual Bag Of Money
Ralph Lauren’s classic polo shirt will be updated this season with the oversized man-on-a-horse-with-a-stick logo to be replaced with a
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Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes
A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his
james packer satire
Fat, Ugly Rich Guy Makes Unexpected Appearance In Teenage Boy’s Fantasy
A complex fantasy about lingerie model Miranda Kerr, which teenager Sam Daw has been developing for several weeks, took a
Christmas satire
Christmas Uniforms Not Humiliating Enough, Retail Workers Say
As retail assistants around the country look forward to another festive season, many say their employers are not giving them
Australian satire
Man Who Bought ‘Upper West Side’ Apartment In Melbourne Surprised To Discover His Life Is Still Dull
A Melbourne man who recently splashed out on a brand new apartment in the city’s ‘Upper West Side’ complex, says
Google satire
Google Already Knows How You Will Waste This Afternoon
Forget any plans you had for a productive day. Google already knows that you’ll spend the best part of the
taco truck satire
Shopping Strip To Be Demolished To Make Way For More Taco Trucks
High Street, a popular shopping and dining strip in Melbourne’s inner north, will be bulldozed next year to allow more
Myer DJs boycott
Confusion As Woman Can’t Remember Whether She Boycotted Myer Or David Jones
Earlier this month Susan Greenberg angrily declared to friends that she would “never shop at that department store again!” Now,
Jack Daniels
Man’s Story About How Much He Drank Last Night “Actually Not That Interesting”, Friends Say
Sydney man Johno Yates was shocked to discover this morning that his friends didn’t find the details of his drinking
Gluten free
“So, I’ve Got Some News! …” Woman Secretly Hoping To Be Diagnosed As Gluten Intolerant
A woman who was tested for gluten intolerance this week says she’s quietly looking forward to breaking the news to
australian satire
Old Friends To Spend “Most Of Saturday” Discussing Which Route They Took To Get To Beach House
Ron and Liz Schaefer have been spending the Australia Day long weekend down the coast with The Bradleys for almost
house prices
Conversations About House Prices Up 11% Year-On-Year
Figures released today show that the number of conversations about house prices continues to rise in Australia, with social gatherings
Christmas play
Mother Accidently Provides Honest Feedback About Daughter’s Christmas Concert
A mother from Sydney was forced to make an apology this morning after giving a stinging, if accurate, critique of
australian satire
‘Awkward’ period between football and cricket seasons forces people to have real conversations
With the AFL and NRL seasons finishing up last weekend – a full six weeks before the first Test Match
Facebook satire
‘Honest’ comment about friend’s baby leads to social media crisis
Over the past six months the Facebook friends of Julie Opey have been subjected to literally hundreds of status updates,