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42 Year-Old Man Still Living With His Mum To Spend Today Courageously Berating People Online
Using the avatar HardntheF-up23, 42 year-old unemployed man Peter Broomfield will log on to his computer this morning to bravely
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Man Accidently Leaves Soul Back At Office
Accountant David Raul arrived home last night only to discover that he’d forgotten to take his soul with him
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People Shocked To Find Chain Clothing Store At End Of H&M Queue
Hundreds of people who spent hours in a rain-soaked queue in Melbourne today were shocked to discover a mid-market clothing
Every Child In Classroom Is Most Talented, Teacher Discovers
All grade five students at a local Adelaide primary school are the best in their class, it was revealed today
Home Ownership Dream Now To Include Awkward Bit Where You’re Not Wearing Pants
The popular dream of owning your own property will now culminate with the embarrassing realisation that you’re wearing nothing but
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Woman Uncertain Whether To Instagram Bowl Of Pasta Before Or After Adding Parmesan
Sydney woman Bridget Gretel was today weighing up whether to upload a photo of the pasta she’s cooked as is,
office satire
Work Colleague Who Knows Truth About 9/11 Also Has Interesting Theory About MH370
Office worker Richard Hubert knows what happened to Malaysian Airlines flight 370, he told colleagues today
Middle Class Dog Weighed Down By Family’s Growing Expectations
Five month old Cavoodle Horatio Stockwell was this morning wondering if he’d ever live up to his family’s expectations
Aspiring Novelist Putting Finishing Touches To Latest Email Signature
Up-and-coming novelist Patrick Coomb today announced that work is well underway on an entirely new email signature
2014 Shaping Up To Be Quickest Year Ever, Work Colleague Confirms
“It’s already February” account manager Jodie Burns told colleagues today. And if her predictions are correct, it will soon be
gym satire
Woman To Donate $50 Per Month To Support A Place She’ll Probably Never Visit
Jenny Angelo, and thousands of other Australians like her, has pledged to give $50 each month to help support essential
weather humour
REVEALED: Your Overseas Friends Actually Don’t Care What The Temperature Is Where You Are
Your mates in London and New York couldn’t give two shits that it’s 39 degrees in Australia, it has emerged.
office satire
Workers Looking Forward To Not Listening To What Colleagues Did For Christmas
Office workers around the country can’t wait to switch right off when their colleagues tell them all about how they
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Ralph Lauren Polo Logo To Be Replaced With Actual Bag Of Money
Ralph Lauren’s classic polo shirt will be updated this season with the oversized man-on-a-horse-with-a-stick logo to be replaced with a
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Man Forced To Watch Concert With His Own Eyes
A thirty-eight year old man from Brisbane was left with no alternative but to watch an entire concert with his