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Toddler Ready To Be Interviewed On Commercial Radio After Not Shitting His Pants Today
“I didn’t do a poo!”
Sydney Man Has Tips For Melbourne Friends On Getting Through Lockdown
"Take it from someone who's lived through it - you've got this"
‘Do I Need To Wear A Mask While Doing Lines Of Coke?’ And 9 Other Questions From Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs
#4 Density limits: "How many litres of lip filler can I have per square centimetre?"
Boomer Angry About Young People Jumping Queue For Vaccine He Didn’t Want
"I'm furious"
New $25k Home Buyers Grant Allows Sydney Couple To Put Deposit On Dream Car Parking Space
“We’re still pinching ourselves"
Password Must Include At Least One Shakespearean Sonnet You Haven’t Used Before
"Avoid passwords that can be easily guessed, such as Sonnet 18, which is pretty obvious"
Call Centre Receiving Unusually High Volume Of Calls For 4,563rd Day Straight
"We’ve been suddenly and unexpectedly swamped yet again"
Man Brings Book To Bed So It Can Sit Next To Him While He Looks At Phone
“Right now I’m not reading Jane Austin"
House Floating Down Sydney Street Sells For $3 Million
“You won’t find a 3-bedroom terrace in Sydney for less than this"
The Shocking Link Between Sultanas And Car Crashes
Did you know 88% of people involved in car accidents ate sultanas as children? The evidence is overwhelming and Big Sultana has done nothing to stop it. Time to ban sultanas. Read the full article here
Santa’s Workshop
Santa and his elves are hard at work making toys this year, but after months of people being stuck at
Fast Fashion Crackdown
Fast fashion finally gets the takedown it deserves. This is part of the War On 2020 series, a collaboration between
Symbolic Gesture Day
Have you posted a black square to your social media? Put a filter on your Facebook icon? Well now there’s
COVID wasn't the only pandemic that swept the world this year
QAnon Anonymous
For people addicted to insane conspiracy theories, including … wait for it …