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Link Between Large Headphones And Nagging Sense Of Superiority, Research Finds
People who wear oversized headphones have a far better taste in music than you, it has been revealed.
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Woman Mistakenly Thinks Friends Give Shit About Her Holiday
In what has been described as a gross misunderstanding, a Brisbane women somehow assumed her friends were interested in seeing 141 photos of her sipping...
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Level Of Confected Outrage ‘Absolutely Sickening’ Online Commenter Says
A woman has labelled as ‘absolutely disgusting’ the amount of contrived outrage that passes for comment these days.
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EDM Bros Step In To Offer Free Pill Testing At Festivals
A group of brave young ravers is offering to personally test festival-goers’ pills at all major music events this year, in the absence of a...
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Man Complaining About Hot Cross Buns In January Yet To Realise He Doesn’t Have To Buy Them
A Melbourne man who has spent most of 2019 complaining about how hot cross buns are already on supermarket shelves, is yet to realise he...
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British Man Immediately Loses 50 Pounds After Joining Gym
London man John Smythe is already halfway towards achieving his 2019 goal of shedding 100 pounds, saying he dropped 50 pounds the moment he signed...
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Standing Right Next To Baggage Carousel Makes Luggage Arrive Faster, Study Shows
Standing as close as you can to the baggage carousel at an airport is the best way to speed up your luggage’s arrival, new research...
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Amazing! Santa Uses Same Wrapping Paper As Mum And Dad, Local Investigation Finds
In a stunning coincidence, Santa Clause uses the exact same wrapping paper as Mum and Dad, Chloe Simpson, 6, has revealed.
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Level Of Confected Outrage ‘ABSOLUTELY SICKENING’ Online Commenter Says
A man has labelled as ‘absolutely disgusting’ the amount of contrived outrage that passes for comment these days.
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Renters Unveil World’s Tiniest Violin For Home Owners Whose Properties Have Fallen In Value
Renters across the nation unveiled the world’s tiniest violin today in a touching tribute to home owners suffering from dropping property values.
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