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Santa’s Workshop
Santa and his elves are hard at work making toys this year, but after months of people being stuck at
Fast Fashion Crackdown
Fast fashion finally gets the takedown it deserves. This is part of the War On 2020 series, a collaboration between
Symbolic Gesture Day
Have you posted a black square to your social media? Put a filter on your Facebook icon? Well now there’s
COVID wasn't the only pandemic that swept the world this year
QAnon Anonymous
For people addicted to insane conspiracy theories, including … wait for it …
The Contact Tracies
With COVID spiralling out of control the Health Department has recruited the best contact tracers money can buy - two teenage girls
Oxford Dictionary Reveals 2020 ‘Word Of The Year’
‘Fuck, really?’ has been named the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year for 2020.
Young Couple Who Work At Google Already Finishing Each Other’s Sentences
"I’ll say ‘What is …’ and Jack will say ‘Dwayne Johnson’s net worth'. He just knows".
Scott Morrison’s 5 Tips For Surviving Hotel Quarantine
1. Ask for a 40-room suite: You’ve probably heard the horror stories of families cooped up for two weeks in a 12 square metre studio apartment without a window. Easy mistake to make. Had they asked to be upgraded to ‘The Lodge’ they would’ve had plenty of space to spread out and get out of each other’s hair. When you’ve got a different bathroom for each day in quarantine, it makes the whole thing a little more interesting
Locked-Down South Australians Excitedly Await Unsolicited Advice From Victorians
“I won’t be able to leave my apartment for a week, but on the plus side I’ll be able to hear about how much harder it was in Melbourne"
Trick-Or-Treater To Dress Up As ‘Marginal Liberal Electorate’ In Order To Get Bigger Handouts
"Going as a skeleton isn't going to net you the cash required to upgrade your lawn bowls club is it?"
Facebook Introduces New Option to Let Someone Know You’re Not Thinking Of Them On Their Birthday
"It will be nice to let her know that I haven’t thought about her once"
Lemonade Stand Paid More Tax, Made More Profit, Than All Of Donald Trump’s Businesses Combined
"Some people just aren’t good at running a business"
Man Who Spent High School Science Classes Pretending Bunsen Burner Was His Cock Reckons COVID-19 Is A Hoax
“The science doesn't stack up" said the man who accidentally superglued his finger to a tripod during a chemistry lesson
Bec Judd is mad because the 5km rule means she can’t walk from one end of her house to the other
“I left a new dress in the spare lounge room before stage 4 began, and now I can't get it"