January 27, 2022

Fears many young Australians may never own their own RAT

"A friend of ours inherited a RAT from their parents"

January 24, 2022

‘You can’t get more Aussie than this!’ says man wearing flag made in Guangdong Province

"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"

January 24, 2022

Furious protester demands to know what the fuck he is protesting about

"Enough lies. I want answers”

January 21, 2022

Anti-vaxxers hold emergency meeting to prepare new excuses, after provisional approval of Novavax

"We're going to need some new conspiracy theories"

January 4, 2022

Powerball jackpots to 4-pack of RATs

"It is the most sought after prize in the history of Powerball"

December 30, 2021

Man contracts, then recovers from COVID while waiting in testing line

"By day 14 I was pretty sure I was clear"

December 23, 2021

‘Supply chain issues’ working out great for dad who forgot to buy kids Christmas presents

"Sorry kiddo, it's out of my control"

December 20, 2021

Increasing number of children don’t even realise Christmas is Santa’s birthday

"In my day we celebrated the story of Santa's birth"

December 13, 2021

Weird family puts dead tree in corner of living room

Strange!

December 9, 2021

Australia is the drunkest country in the world, finds nosy fuckin survey that’s just asking to get its head kicked in

"Yeah? You wanna go?"

December 7, 2021

Mum & Dad Bank to keep interest rates steady at 0%

It is the 110th month that the central bank has kept rates unchanged

November 5, 2021

Scissors needed to open scissors

"What you need for that is a pair of scissors"

October 30, 2021

Trick-or-treater to dress up as ‘Wagga Wagga’ in order to get more loot

He expects to net between $5 and $30 million.

October 26, 2021

Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050

He has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or medium term

October 19, 2021

Amazing! This Baby Born At The Start Of Victoria’s Lockdown Will Be Back In Time To Sit Year 12 Exams

"It'll be nice to see the school I went to"