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Fears many young Australians may never own their own RAT
"A friend of ours inherited a RAT from their parents"
australian flag cape
‘You can’t get more Aussie than this!’ says man wearing flag made in Guangdong Province
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"
Furious protester demands to know what the fuck he is protesting about
"Enough lies. I want answers”
Anti-vaxxers hold emergency meeting to prepare new excuses, after provisional approval of Novavax
"We're going to need some new conspiracy theories"
Powerball jackpots to 4-pack of RATs
"It is the most sought after prize in the history of Powerball"
Man contracts, then recovers from COVID while waiting in testing line
"By day 14 I was pretty sure I was clear"
‘Supply chain issues’ working out great for dad who forgot to buy kids Christmas presents
"Sorry kiddo, it's out of my control"
Increasing number of children don’t even realise Christmas is Santa’s birthday
"In my day we celebrated the story of Santa's birth"
christmas tree
Weird family puts dead tree in corner of living room
Australia is the drunkest country in the world, finds nosy fuckin survey that’s just asking to get its head kicked in
"Yeah? You wanna go?"
Mum & Dad Bank to keep interest rates steady at 0%
It is the 110th month that the central bank has kept rates unchanged
Scissors needed to open scissors
"What you need for that is a pair of scissors"
Trick-or-treater to dress up as ‘Wagga Wagga’ in order to get more loot
He expects to net between $5 and $30 million.
Man announces he will quit drinking by 2050
He has assured friends it will not affect his drinking plans in the short or medium term
Amazing! This Baby Born At The Start Of Victoria’s Lockdown Will Be Back In Time To Sit Year 12 Exams
"It'll be nice to see the school I went to"


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