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House Floating Down Sydney Street Sells For $3 Million
“You won’t find a 3-bedroom terrace in Sydney for less than this"
New Consent App Just Picture Of Peter Dutton: “You’ll Never Want To Have Sex Again”
"We immediately shelved plans to become intimate for the rest of our lives"
The Shocking Link Between Sultanas And Car Crashes
Did you know 88% of people involved in car accidents ate sultanas as children? The evidence is overwhelming and Big Sultana has done nothing to stop it. Time to ban sultanas. Read the full article here
Santa’s Workshop
Santa and his elves are hard at work making toys this year, but after months of people being stuck at
Fast Fashion Crackdown
Fast fashion finally gets the takedown it deserves. This is part of the War On 2020 series, a collaboration between
Symbolic Gesture Day
Have you posted a black square to your social media? Put a filter on your Facebook icon? Well now there’s
Dickhead-19
COVID wasn't the only pandemic that swept the world this year
QAnon Anonymous
For people addicted to insane conspiracy theories, including … wait for it …
The Contact Tracies
With COVID spiralling out of control the Health Department has recruited the best contact tracers money can buy - two teenage girls
Oxford Dictionary Reveals 2020 ‘Word Of The Year’
‘Fuck, really?’ has been named the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year for 2020.
Young Couple Who Work At Google Already Finishing Each Other’s Sentences
"I’ll say ‘What is …’ and Jack will say ‘Dwayne Johnson’s net worth'. He just knows".
Scott Morrison’s 5 Tips For Surviving Hotel Quarantine
1. Ask for a 40-room suite: You’ve probably heard the horror stories of families cooped up for two weeks in a 12 square metre studio apartment without a window. Easy mistake to make. Had they asked to be upgraded to ‘The Lodge’ they would’ve had plenty of space to spread out and get out of each other’s hair. When you’ve got a different bathroom for each day in quarantine, it makes the whole thing a little more interesting
Locked-Down South Australians Excitedly Await Unsolicited Advice From Victorians
“I won’t be able to leave my apartment for a week, but on the plus side I’ll be able to hear about how much harder it was in Melbourne"
Trick-Or-Treater To Dress Up As ‘Marginal Liberal Electorate’ In Order To Get Bigger Handouts
"Going as a skeleton isn't going to net you the cash required to upgrade your lawn bowls club is it?"
Facebook Introduces New Option to Let Someone Know You’re Not Thinking Of Them On Their Birthday
"It will be nice to let her know that I haven’t thought about her once"