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Woman Changes Name To ‘Ruby Princess’ So She Can Do Whatever The Fuck She Wants
A Sydney woman is going on a three-day bender this weekend after changing her name from Jenny Warren to Ruby
Time To Start Loosening Lockdown Restrictions, Virus Says
The COVID-19 virus has called on the government to get people back to work as soon as possible
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Trump Claims There Are “Very Fine Organisms On Both Sides” Of Pandemic
Donald Trump seemingly sympathised with Covid-19 pathogens at a press briefing on Thursday, saying, “You have some very bad microorganisms
COVID Meeting: Australia And New Zealand Agree To Stay At Least 2,100km Apart For Foreseeable Future
Saying there was still a long way to go before the two countries could realistically come into contact again, Australia
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Jacinda Ardern Only One With Stable Enough Internet To Dial Into Meeting With Australian Leaders
The much-talked meeting between Jacinda Ardern and Australia’s national cabinet had to be abandoned today, after none of Australia’s state
Dutton: “I would’ve had Captain Cook’s boat towed back to England. Unless, of course, it was carrying 850 passengers infected with coronavirus, in which case I would’ve organised a meet-and-greet at Circular Quay”.
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has weighed into the so-called ‘culture wars’ debate about Captain Cook, saying he would’ve had
Lazy Mother-Of-Three Hasn’t Used Lockdown To Learn A Second Language Yet
Melbourne mother-of-three Sarah Waite hasn’t written a novel or learned Italian yet, it has been revealed
Lockdown Should Be Extended By Another 2-3 Years, Just To Be Sure, Introverts Say
Saying it was better to be overly cautious at uncertain times like this, the nation’s introverts have called for social
It’s Time For Angus Taylor To Adopt The Netflix Model And Release His Next Season Of Scandals All In One Go
For the past few years Australians have waited eagerly each week for the new Angus Taylor scandal to drop. Who
Twiggy Forrest Stuns Everyone By Announcing He’ll Pay Tax  
Following his surprise decision to buy millions of Covid-19 tests from China, Mining billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest caught everyone off
Majority Of People On Crowded Beaches Are Daily Mail Photographers, New Data Shows
More than 85% of all people on Australia’s packed beaches and parks are Daily Mail and Channel 7 photographers taking
New App To Alert Australians When Prime Minister Gets Within 1.5 Metres Of Hawaii
A new tracking app to be launched next week will send a notification to every Australian when the Prime Minister
BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un’s Doctor Has Died After ‘Complications’ Relating To Surgery
Kim Jong-Un’s doctor has not survived Kim Jong-Un’s heart surgery, sources say
We Downloaded CovidSafe And It’s The Weirdest Dating App Ever
There are a lot of dating apps around these days, and they all have their quirks. But this new CovidSafe
It’s Probably Just A Bug, But Apparently When You Download The CovidSafe App Peter Dutton Gets A Boner
In what has been described as a programming glitch, The new CovidSafe app is reportedly giving Home Affairs Minister Peter