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Cash-Strapped Barnaby Joyce Forced To Switch From ’98 Bordeaux To ‘06 Bordeaux
Saying he knows what it’s like to live on Struggle Street, backbencher Barnaby Joyce has explained how he has to make tough choices every day...
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Man Takes Break From Looking At Big Screen To Spend Time Looking At Small Screen
Saying it can get monotonous looking at a big backlit screen all day, Sydney man Brad Knight decided to break things up this morning by...
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Nation’s Teens Unsure How To Measure Self Worth Now That Instagram Not Showing Likes
Sydney student Lily Maples has been left without any way of determining her value to society, it has emerged.
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New MasterChef Challenge Gives Contestants 60 Minutes To Prepare Beautifully-Constructed Illegal Wage Payment Scheme
In a new twist on Australia’s favourite cooking competition, MasterChef contestants will have exactly one hour to cook up the perfect way to underpay their...
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Trump On Epstein: “I Only Associate With The Very Best Sex Offenders”
US President Donald Trump has defended his former relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffery Epstein, saying he only associates with the wealthiest, most successful sex offenders.
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Government To Fight For Australians’ Right To Say Whatever They Want Unless It’s About Anzac Day
The Coalition says it is passionate about defending Australians’ right to express their opinions about absolutely anything at all (except Anzac Day, in which case...
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Trump’s July 4 Military Parade Included Life Size Replica Of His Incredible, Very Large Hands
Donald Trump has used an Independence Day military parade in Washington to prove to his detractors that he has a huge pair of hands.
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Government Totally Out Of Things To Talk About, Now That Tax Cuts Passed
The Government has no more policies, it has been revealed.
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Scott Morrison Begins New Parliament By Acknowledging Traditional Owners: “We Pay Our Respects To Coal Lobbyists Past, Present And Emerging”
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has opened the 46th Parliament with a moving speech that paid respects to his party’s traditional owners.
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