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Cruise Ship Of Asylum Seekers Arrives In Sydney
After years of failing to gain entry into Australia via small wooden boats, a group of 2,500 asylum seekers from
Angus Taylor Says Fact He Owns 2,000 Hairdressing Salons Is Total Coincidence 
Energy Minister Angus Taylor says there is absolutely no connection between his portfolio of 2,000 hairdressing salons and the government’s
QUIZ: Which One Of These Boats Was Stopped From Entering Australia Because It Was A Threat To National Security?
‘Why The Fuck Aren’t You Social Distancing?’ Says Man Who Boasted About Going To The Footy Last Weekend
The spread of coronavirus is your fault, a man who only ten days ago said he was going to sit
Scott Morrison Defined As Non-Essential Service 
Scott Morrison is not critical to the nation’s response to COVID-19, it has been confirmed
‘Everyone Just Needs To Relax’, Say 2,000 Beachgoers Who Will Be Dead By April
Everyone is taking this whole corona thing way too seriously, 2,000 people who took to Bondi Beach for the last
Tasmania Shuts Itself Off From Rest Of World Which Is Real Surprise For Rest Of Us Who Assumed They Did This Years Ago
Tasmania’s decision to isolate from the rest of the world has shocked everyone else, who didn’t realise the little state
International Arrivals At Lowest Levels Since Scott Morrison Was Head Of Tourism Australia 
The number of tourists coming to Australia has hit its lowest point since Scott Morrison’s ‘Where the bloody hell are
Australia’s 1.2 Million Epidemiologists Take To Social Media To Provide Valuable Expert Advice 
With Australians struggling to make sense of the COVID-19 pandemic, the nation’s 1.2 million epidemic experts have rushed to social
Nation Grateful That At Least We Have Fast Internet
As millions of people begin working from home, Australians have remembered how lucky they are to have a fast, reliable
Peter Dutton Ordered To Self-Isolate On Manus Island For Next 5-8 Years
Saying it was the best way to ensure he didn’t contaminate the Australian population any further, authorities have ordered Home
BREAKING: Coronavirus Has Contracted Peter Dutton, Authorities Have Confirmed
COVID-19 has contracted Peter Dutton, it has been revealed
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BREAKING: All Mass Gatherings Banned From Monday, As Soon As Hillsong 2020 Sydney Conference Finishes
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has taken decisive action against the growing COVID-19 threat, implementing a mass gathering ban that will
Morrison To Stimulate Economy With An Extra $200 Million For Whatever Racket Angus Taylor’s Into Right Now
Saying it was important to target the most vulnerable sectors of the economy, Scott Morrison today unveiled a $200 million
Morrison Calls In Marketing Mates To Help Rebrand Upcoming Deficit
The Coalition Government will not deliver a deficit this year as widely predicted, and will instead oversee a ‘Surplus 2.0’,