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It’s Probably Just A Bug, But Apparently When You Download The CovidSafe App Peter Dutton Gets A Boner
In what has been described as a programming glitch, The new CovidSafe app is reportedly giving Home Affairs Minister Peter
Kerry Stokes Discovers Cure For Coronavirus: Shit-Tonnes Of Money
In a stunning new finding, billionaire media mogul Kerry Stokes has discovered that having enormous amounts of wealth protects you
“Trust Us On Covid App” Says Government Who Lied About Sports Grants, Water Licences, Travel Expenses, Asylum Seekers, ASIO Leaks And Robodebt
“You can trust us to use the data from the coronavirus tracking app appropriately,” says a government which secretly directed
MPs Told They’ll Need To Accept $1500 JobKeeper Payment If They’re Not Working Until August
With Parliament cancelled until August, Australia’s federal politicians have been told they will need to access the $750-a-week JobKeeper payment,
Pell Back In Prison After Being Caught Eating A Kebab In A Park
George Pell is back behind bars tonight after being busted eating a late-night snack in public
Easter Bunny To Come To Australia Via Cruise Ship To Avoid Lockdown Rules
Worried that he may not be able to do his normal Easter deliveries due to the shutdown of Australia’s borders,
BREAKING: Virus Released Into Community
Authorities are warning people to stay indoors after a nasty virus was released into the community today
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Learner Driver Let Off After Telling Police She Was A Hairdresser Driving To A Bootcamp-Themed Wedding In A Food Court
A 17 year-old Learner driver from Victoria has been told she no longer has to pay a $1600 fine for
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Understanding Government Spending In Australia
There’s been a bit of confusion lately about the difference between a government surplus and a government deficit, and how
Bullshit Stories About Coronavirus Are Growing Exponentially, Worrying New Graph Shows
An alarming 146,251 ridiculous new opinions about coronavirus were confirmed in Australia yesterday, up from 122,023 the day before
When Is It Ok To Leave My House? Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
Australians have been told not to leave their house unless it’s absolutely necessary. So what is a permissible reason to
Morrison Acts Swiftly To Save Ansett From Total Collapse
Saying he wanted to get on the front foot before things got worse, Scott Morrison has announced a rescue package
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Government To Fund Deficit By Selling 3.7 Billion ‘Back In Black’ Mugs
The Coalition says it will fund its $130 billion economic stimulus package by selling the remaining 3.7 billion ‘Back in
Australia’s Coronavirus Restrictions Explained
There’s been some confusion over the recent coronavirus restrictions put in place by the Australian Government. This simple list clears
Cruise Ship Of Asylum Seekers Arrives In Sydney
After years of failing to gain entry into Australia via small wooden boats, a group of 2,500 asylum seekers from