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July 8, 2020
Party Of ‘Individual Responsibility’ Blames Government For Not Fixing Virus
A man whose entire political philosophy is based on taking personal responsibility and getting government out of people’s lives, is
July 7, 2020
Strictest measures yet: Victorians told to pretend they live in Sydney
“We want to see bars empty, streets deserted and so-called nightlife hotspots devoid of any activity. We simply can't have people enjoying themselves"
July 2, 2020
New Australia logo unveiled
"This is a logo that everyone can get behind"
June 28, 2020
Arts Rescue Package Equates To $500 Per Arts Worker, Or $25k If They Also Renovate Their Bathroom
The Federal Government’s $250 million ‘rescue’ package for the Arts industry will provide an average of around $500 for each
June 26, 2020
Melburnians worried about being denied entry to NSW told to just get on a cruise ship and say their name is Ruby Princess
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s advice not to interact with Melbourne citizens has led may Victorians to reassess their travel plans
June 25, 2020
John Howard defends Dyson Heydon appointment: “He is one of the most intelligent, articulate and well-read sex offenders I know”
Former Prime Minister John Howard has stood by his decision to appoint Dyson Heydon to the High Court of Australia,
June 23, 2020
Victorian Government asks Sydney for advice on how to stop people socialising and having fun
With growing fears of a ‘second wave’ of coronavirus in Melbourne, the Victorian Government has reached out to its NSW
June 21, 2020
Melbourne’s Coronavirus Outbreak Is Rare, Artisanal Strain Of COVID That The Rest Of Country Totally Won’t Get
The coronavirus that’s breaking out in Victoria is a boutique strain you probably haven’t even heard of yet, Melbourne’s residents
June 16, 2020
IKEA To Release Exciting New Range Of ‘Stackable ALP Branches’
The perfect way to get your house or political party under control.
June 15, 2020
Labor MP Adem Somyurek resigns to spend more time with his family members (most of whom are fake)
Disgraced Victorian Labor minister Adem Somyurek has stood down from his role, saying he wants to spend more time with
June 9, 2020
Rio Tinto Finally Stripped Of Licence After Mistakenly Blowing Up Statue Of John Howard
The Morrison government has stripped mining giant Rio Tinto’s of its right to operate in Australia after it destroyed a
June 5, 2020
We’ve been sent the full eligibility criteria for the HomeBuilder scheme and it’s weirdly specific
Who creates these policies?
June 4, 2020
Australia Agrees To Send Troops To Support America’s Invasion Of America
Citing the two nations’ close historic friendship, and Australia’s long history of supporting American military interventions, Scott Morrison has told
June 4, 2020
HomeBuilder renovation grant to be capped at $12.50, not $25,000 as first advised, Frydenberg says
"Maybe instead of a new bathroom, it's a new towel rack from Bunnings"
June 1, 2020
Australian man watching BLM protests relieved he doesn’t live in a country with a shameful history of systematic racism and violence against black people
“This is a part of America’s history that they’ve never really come to terms with"
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