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“Facts Are Contentious” Says Former Heroin Addict Michael McCormack
“It’s not the government’s role to stop misinformation"
“People Should Be Able To Say Whatever They Want, Unless It’s About Me In Filipino Strip Clubs”, George Christensen Says
"Say what you want, unless it's about the 28 times I visited titty bars"
Australians Planning To Take Over Capital Chuck It In After Realising They’d Have To Go To Canberra
"Yeah, nah".
Australia Agrees To Send Troops To Support America’s Invasion Of America
"We've always been there shoulder-to-shoulder when Americans are trying to overthrow a government"
Sydney Man To Sidestep NYE Restrictions By Holding ‘SCG Test Match’-Themed Party For 20,000 Mates
“I wanted to be sure I stayed within the guidelines"
Inducting Dictator Dan
The world’s most brutal dictators meet to decide if #DictatorDan has what it takes to join their club. This is
Scott Morrison Wishes Australians A Merry Christmas “From Me, Jen And The Whole Image Management Team”
"A time to come together with your family, makeup artists and professional photographers"
New, Simpler Emergency-Alert System Just Requires Australians To Check Whether Scott Morrison Is On Holidays
“If he’s on holidays, assume there’s an emergency gripping the nation. If he’s not, then you can safely say everything is under control"
Northern Beaches Residents Rush To Stock Up On Rock Lobsters And Prosecco, As Lockdown Looms
"I haven’t got so much as a bottle of '08 Bollinger. But in a pandemic it's all about making do"
Morrison Shows How Committed He Is To Stopping Boats By Stopping All Trade Vessels Too
"He's smashed the business model of Australian exporters"
Margaret & David Review ‘2020’
Guess how many starts they gave it
Scott Morrison’s Curry Addiction
There’s been a crisis meeting at the PM’s office about his love of curry metaphors. This sketch is part of
Scott Morrison Revealed As Creator Of Mysterious Desert Monolith
"It deflects everything that comes into its path. It’s definitely Scott”
Morrison Promises All Stranded Australian Liberal Politicians Will Be Home By Christmas
"We must not abandon our fellow well-connected former Liberal ministers who are travelling on European junkets during the middle of a pandemic"
Germans Who Skipped Quarantine Not Brown Enough To Be Border Force’s Responsibility, Dutton Confirms
“Had they been from Gambia, not Germany, then we would’ve been all over it like Scott Morrison at a Bunnings photo shoot"