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January 12, 2021
“Facts Are Contentious” Says Former Heroin Addict Michael McCormack
“It’s not the government’s role to stop misinformation"
January 12, 2021
“People Should Be Able To Say Whatever They Want, Unless It’s About Me In Filipino Strip Clubs”, George Christensen Says
"Say what you want, unless it's about the 28 times I visited titty bars"
January 11, 2021
Australians Planning To Take Over Capital Chuck It In After Realising They’d Have To Go To Canberra
"Yeah, nah".
January 7, 2021
Australia Agrees To Send Troops To Support America’s Invasion Of America
"We've always been there shoulder-to-shoulder when Americans are trying to overthrow a government"
December 31, 2020
Sydney Man To Sidestep NYE Restrictions By Holding ‘SCG Test Match’-Themed Party For 20,000 Mates
“I wanted to be sure I stayed within the guidelines"
December 23, 2020
Inducting Dictator Dan
The world’s most brutal dictators meet to decide if #DictatorDan has what it takes to join their club. This is
December 22, 2020
Scott Morrison Wishes Australians A Merry Christmas “From Me, Jen And The Whole Image Management Team”
"A time to come together with your family, makeup artists and professional photographers"
December 21, 2020
New, Simpler Emergency-Alert System Just Requires Australians To Check Whether Scott Morrison Is On Holidays
“If he’s on holidays, assume there’s an emergency gripping the nation. If he’s not, then you can safely say everything is under control"
December 18, 2020
Northern Beaches Residents Rush To Stock Up On Rock Lobsters And Prosecco, As Lockdown Looms
"I haven’t got so much as a bottle of '08 Bollinger. But in a pandemic it's all about making do"
December 17, 2020
Morrison Shows How Committed He Is To Stopping Boats By Stopping All Trade Vessels Too
"He's smashed the business model of Australian exporters"
December 15, 2020
Margaret & David Review ‘2020’
Guess how many starts they gave it
December 15, 2020
Scott Morrison’s Curry Addiction
There’s been a crisis meeting at the PM’s office about his love of curry metaphors. This sketch is part of
December 10, 2020
Scott Morrison Revealed As Creator Of Mysterious Desert Monolith
"It deflects everything that comes into its path. It’s definitely Scott”
December 9, 2020
Morrison Promises All Stranded Australian Liberal Politicians Will Be Home By Christmas
"We must not abandon our fellow well-connected former Liberal ministers who are travelling on European junkets during the middle of a pandemic"
December 7, 2020
Germans Who Skipped Quarantine Not Brown Enough To Be Border Force’s Responsibility, Dutton Confirms
“Had they been from Gambia, not Germany, then we would’ve been all over it like Scott Morrison at a Bunnings photo shoot"
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