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Government To Create 250,000 New Job Announcements Over Next Two Years
"The market for hollow promises is stronger than ever"
Government Announces Budget Surplus Of Negative $161 Billion
"It's definitely a surplus"
Frydenberg Starts Budget Speech With Reminder That All Figures Are Correct To Closest $60 Billion
"With a small rounding error here and there, these figures are absolutely accurate"
$230 Billion In Budget Earmarked For Empathy Training
"This is a national crisis"
“Now Is Not The Time To Talk About Building A Quarantine Facility”
"Today is a day to talk about a potential war with China”
Calls To Rename Dedicated Quarantine Facilities ‘Australian War Memorials’ To Ensure They Get Built
The Government immediately committed $500 million for the project
Australians Fleeing Bushfires To Be Jailed For 5 Years
"They knew the risks when they went to live there"
Government Finally Announces Plans To Construct Custom-Built Jail For Returning Australians
At last, a dedicated facility.
Totally Fucking Up Immunisation Rollout Was Part Of God’s Plan, Morrison Says
“If you’re unhappy with the rollout then complain to God. I’m just working through him"
Laming says empathy course helped him put himself in someone else’s shoes. Without their consent. While hiding in a bush.
"There are many different viewpoints from which to spy on people"
Andrew Laming Diagnosed As A Fuckhead
"It's so great to finally have an explanation for my behaviour"
God Sues Scott Morrison For Defamation
“I created the universe in 6 days. Morrison spends that long constructing a photo shoot in a fighter jet"
11 Quotes From The Bible That Back Up Scott Morrison’s Claim He’s ‘Doing God’s Work’
‘Lord, your poll numbers are down. Let’s set up a photo shoot of you building a cubby house for chickens’
Government In Talks With Essendon FC To Learn How To Successfully Rollout Injection Program
“I think we can learn a lot"
Morrison Announces Plan C: Australians To Vaccinate Themselves
“We’ve always been the party of personal responsibility"