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Nation Re-Elects Man Who Took A Piece Of Fucking Coal Into Parliament
Australia has decided that the best man to lead the country is a man who took an actual pet rock into federal parliament.
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Tony Abbott Loses Tough Battle Against Formidable Opponent ‘The Year 2019’
Former Prime Minister Tony has conceded defeat in the seat of Warringah, after a long and hotly contested battle against The Year 2019.
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Australians Yet To Realise They Can Have Sausages In Bread Other 364 Other Days Of Year
Thousands of Australians who are inexplicably excited about the chance to purchase a sausage in bread today, will lose their fucking minds when they discover...
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Bob Hawke Begins Arduous Task Of Deregulating Heaven’s Economy
Saying no-one else was going to make the tough choices required to bring Heaven into the 21st Century, Bob Hawke has immediately announced plans to...
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Party With 4% Of Vote Speaks For Silent Majority
Surprising pollsters and political analysts alike, a party that is polling at just over 4% of the national vote speaks for the majority of Australians,...
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Greens Voter Exhausted From Constantly Being Right
A Greens voter from Newtown says being right about absolutely everything takes its toll, but he doesn’t see a break coming any time soon.
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Explainer: The Shovel’s Guide To Voting
When you come to vote on election day, you will be given two ballot papers – one the size of the snacks menu at a...
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New High Speed Rail Will Run Between Sydney & Melbourne Once Every Election Year
A new high speed rail policy has been announced that will connect the country’s two largest cities once every three years, or more frequently when...
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Where The Leaders Stand On The Major Issues – Your 60 Second Guide
With the federal election just days away, it’s important to be informed about where the leaders stand on the major issues. Here’s your 1 minute...
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Daily Telegraph Says It ‘Got It Wrong’ With Yesterday’s Article And Will Publish A Full Page Cartoon Of Bill Shorten’s Mum As A Nazi Tomorrow
The Daily Telegraph has apologised for its article about Bill Shorten’s mum, saying it had let its readers down by not going far enough in...
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