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Morrison Forced To Self-Isolate With Just His Closest Photographers And Image Consultants
"Creating relatable content doesn't stop just because you're in quarantine"
News Corp Folds After Running Out Of Things To Criticise Victoria About
"Without 89 think pieces shitting on Victorians, we didn’t really have any content”
Criminals Have Started Using The COVIDSafe App, To Ensure They’ll Never Be Traced By Authorities
"It's the perfect way to slip through the cracks"
Catholic Church Opposes Vaccine, Suggests Moving COVID To Another Parish Instead
“We’ve found it’s the most effective way of dealing with unwanted problems"
‘No One Tells Me What To Do’ Says Man Who Does Whatever Pete Evans Tells Him To Do
A man who hasn’t vaccinated his children, doesn’t believe in sunscreen and owns a $15,000 Pete Evans BioCharger lamp, says he is a free-thinking individual who will never be dictated to by others
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ABC Forced To Sack Proof-Readers Due To Liberal Party Budget Cunts
National broadcaster The ABC will axe up to 250 jobs, including sub-editors and proof readers, as it deals with bigger
Woman Complaining About Crowds Yet To Realise She Is Part Of Crowd
A Melbourne woman who posted an angry message on social media about the number of people out and about in
Man Working From Home Holds Useless 2-Hour Meeting With Himself
Saying he wanted to replicate the feeling of working from the office, Melbourne account manager Liam Hickey has set up
Man Relieved That Company He Hasn’t Heard From In 5 Years Is Here For Him At This Difficult Time
Sydney man Jim Lecke says it’s a huge relief to know that an electronics retailer that he bought a charging
Contagion And 5 Other Documentaries To Watch While You’re In Lockdown 
With more home-time on the cards, we’re all looking for new shows to watch. If you’re sick of make-believe dramas,
Nation’s Dogs Announce Plans To Continue Working From Home
The nation’s dogs will work from home again this week, it has been confirmed
Local Introvert Prepares For Coronavirus By Self-Isolating For Last 20 Years
Sydney man Kyle McKenzie says he has been preparing for the COVID-19 epidemic since 2001, cleverly avoiding crowds and public
Hotel Room Only Has 48 Lamps
A room at a local hotel chain has fewer than 50 lamps, a man was surprised to discover this week
Wanker Announces Plans To Reverse Into Shopping Centre Parking Space 
A man at a local shopping centre car park has let it be known that he will be spending the