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People Take Cruises For Fun, Surprising New Research Confirms
People entrap themselves on cramped, disease-infested boats by choice, it has been revealed
Aussie Taika Waititi Wins Oscar!
Aussie filmmaker Taika Waititi has won the award for Best Adapted Screenplay at this year’s Academy Awards, for his film
Richard Di Natale Resigns To Take Up Full-Time Role In Wiggles
Former Greens’ leader Richard Di Natale will become the fifth Wiggle, it has been confirmed
News Corp Denies Link Between James Murdoch And Murdoch Family
Media conglomerate News Corp says there is absolutely no evidence linking James Murdoch to the Murdoch family, and have described
ScoMo Brought Into Australian Test Team After Producing World-Class Spin 
Nathan Lyon will make way for Scott Morrison in Australia’s test line-up, after the Prime Minister proved to selectors he
under 9s cricket
Under 9’s Fast Bowler Shortens Run-Up To Just 140 Metres
Eight year-old express bowler Jai Matthews has confirmed his next delivery will be off a short run of just 140
Frozen 2
Little Girl Ready For Frozen 2, After Quick 46,262nd Rewatch Of Frozen 1
Six year old Chloe Hampstead has taken the opportunity to re-familiarise herself with the characters and plot of the original
Marie Kondo Says She Launched Online Store To Allow People To Declutter Their Bank Accounts
Decluttering queen Marie Kondo had defended her decision to open a new online homewares store, saying she wanted to provide
Israel Folau’s Embarrassing AFL Career Was Caused By Same Sex Marriage, Israel Folau Claims
Israel Folau’s disastrous year playing for the Greater Western Sydney Giants In 2011 was caused by the government’s legalisation of
In our rush to condemn Prince Andrew for befriending a convicted sex offender, we’ve forgotten that Meghan Markle once wore a fugly dress that DIDN’T SUIT HER 
EDITORIAL: In his BBC interview, we were reminded that Prince Andrew’s friendship with Jeffry Epstein continued, even after the American
Leonardo DiCaprio Steps Out With New Girlfriend Who Is Same Age As Him In 1997
Hollywood heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio set the internet alight this week when he stepped out with a new girlfriend who is
The Australian Blames Malfunctioning Printer For Accidentally Blanking Out The Words ‘ABC’, ‘Safe Schools’ and ‘Gender Wars’ On Front Page
The Australian newspaper has apologised for its front page yesterday, saying a faulty printer accidentally inked out the words ‘ABC’,
horse dog food
New Premium Pet Food Range Made From Only The Finest Former Melbourne Cup Winners 
An exclusive new pet food range catering to the top end of the market will be made solely from previous
Leaked Transcript Reveals Morrison Asked Trump To Help Work Out Who The Fuck The Prawn Is On Masked Singer
Explosive new leaked documents suggest that Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison used a call with US President Donald Trump to
The Shovel & The Chaser Quarterly Present: ‘The War on 2019 – LIVE’
After a sold-out national tour last year, The Chaser Quarterly and The Shovel once again join forces to bring you The