Entertainment
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House Of Cards Sacks President Over Sexual Assault Claims, In Wild Diversion From Reality
After being lauded for its brutally realistic portrayal of American politics for five seasons, House of Cards has decided to shift into the fantasy genre,...
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Autism Experts Diagnose Don Burke As ‘A Fuckwit’
Several experts in Asperger’s syndrome and autism have carefully analysed Don Burke’s behaviour and concluded that he is in fact a common arsehole.
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People Outraged That Date Of Music Countdown They Don’t Listen To Has Changed
Angry people around the country who don’t listen to the Hottest 100 on January 26 are furious that they’ll now not listen to it on...
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Members Of AC/DC Unable To Name Single Turnbull Policy
Aussie rockers AC/DC were at a loss when asked to name their favourite Turnbull Government policy, during an embarrassing interview on Triple M this morning.
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Famed Spanish Restorer Called In To Fix $450 Million ‘Salvator Mundi’
Selling for a world-record $450 million at auction last night, Leonardo Da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi ‘still needed some work’, according to experts.
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Donald Trump Uses Twitter’s New 280 Character Limit To Write Down All The Words He Knows
Twitter’s increased character limit has been met with a mixed response so far. But its most famous user is said to be ecstatic, telling aides...
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Bono Announces New Benefit Concert To Raise Awareness Of Himself
U2 front man Bono says the world is becoming complacent, and is at risk of totally forgetting about the importance of Bono.
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Lonely Planet Releases Tantalising List Of Top 10 Roundabouts To Visit In Canberra
After announcing Canberra as the third best city to visit in the world in 2018, Lonely Planet has given travellers a hint of what to...
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Weinstein Responds To Sexual Harassment Claims: “I Will Run For President”
Hollywood executive Harvey Weinstein has finally responded to shocking sexual harassment allegations, saying the only appropriate thing for him to do now is to seek...
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Macklemore Dispute: Abbott Calls For More Pop Songs About Heterosexual Relationships
As the furore over US star Macklemore’s NRL grand final appearance continued, former PM Tony Abbott said it would be nice to have at least...
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More Australians Requiring Thumb Replacements Due To Increased Demands Of Scrolling
Hospitals have reported a growing incidence of ‘thumb decay’, as people spend more time scrolling to find something remotely interesting on their phones.
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Outrage! North Korea Drops Nuclear Test Just DAYS After Taylor’s Single
In a twist no one saw coming, North Korea has thrown serious shade at T-Swift by releasing their nuclear test in the same week as...
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Channel Ten To Air The Project Eleven Nights A Week, In Attempt To Reverse Ratings Decline
Channel Ten will extend its flagship news and entertainment program to a further five nights a week, as ratings across the network continue to decline.
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Mia Freedman Sits Down To Write Daily Article And Apology
Saying a regular routine was the key to a successful writing career, Mamamia founder Mia Freedman sat down this morning to punch out her daily...
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Hackers Demand The Immediate Destruction Of All Future Episodes Of The Bachelor
Less than 24 hours after hackers released to the public scripts of future Game of Thrones episodes, an anonymous group of hackers has demanded the...
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