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Brisbane family to conduct full-scale review into their sub-par Olympic TV viewing performance
Like so many Olympic dreams, it started with high expectations. On the eve of the Olympic telecast, the Heath family
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“Aussie, Aussie, Aussie” chant wins top industry gong
The clever and popular sporting chant “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi” has won the prestigious song writing award at
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Thousands of Britons report feeling a strange, unfamiliar sensation: ‘winning’
GPs and hospitals around Britain have been inundated with calls from concerned residents who say they are experiencing ‘contentment’, ‘joy’
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The view from Mars: 8 men run flat out to avoid getting hit by an empty bottle
As the Curiosity rover touched down on Mars just hours ago, NASA scientists had a rare chance to shoot the
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Rebekah Brooks concedes starring in a Disney-Pixar movie was not a good career move
Ex News of The World editor and News International chief Rebekah Brooks said that, with the benefit of hindsight, she
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Hardcore Aussie sports fans disgusted with Magnussen’s ‘massive’ loss
It was America’s Nathan Adrian first, daylight second and James Magnussen a distant third. Or so it seemed to some
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Australia Urges Britain To Call Off Olympics
After four days of competition and with just one gold medal to its name, Australian has politely asked the organisers
Commonwealth Bank takes blame for 4×100 relay loss
The Commonwealth Bank has come forward this morning taking full responsibility for Australia’s shock loss in the 4 x 100
London 2012 queues “the best ever” according to British queue enthusiasts
There’s been a lot of focus on London’s world-class Olympic venues, but the queues for tickets – some up to
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London Olympics opening ceremony to feature breathtaking re-enactments of British invasions
In Sydney it was giant thongs and Kylie Minogue, in Athens Greek Gods flying above the stadium and in Beijing
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New Police Recruit Shocked To Discover His Job Is Nothing Like Law & Order SVU
Nineteen year-old Melbourne man Brody Thompson has quit his position as a Victoria Police cadet after discovering the role lacked
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Justin Bieber reveals: “I lose my shit every time I see myself in the mirror”
We’ve all seen the images of teenage girls falling to pieces, simultaneously screaming “OH MY GOD” and balling their eyes
PM David Cameron cuts ties with Scotland after Andy Murray loses again
It was the final straw. For as long as Andy Murray looked like he might win a major tournament, the
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Dustin Fletcher signs 27 year contract at Essendon
From The Shovel’s guest sport’s reporter Bob Nightly The Essendon Football Club has announced this morning that club stalwart Dustin
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Tom Cruise to marry Oprah Winfrey’s couch in tasteful Scientology ceremony
It was one of the defining television moments of the last decade. Tom Cruise, with a new film about to