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We read the new tell-all book by Donald Trump’s niece and wow! Turns out Trump isn’t the whip-smart, kind hearted guy we thought he was
Donald Trump’s reputation as a switched-on, compassionate leader driven by the pursuit of high-mined ideals is nothing more than a
Kanye West announces intention to shamelessly generate publicity for his new album
Saying it was time to realize the promise of America, rapper Kanye West has confirmed he will be running a
Pete Evans’ BioCharger Found To Cause Autism
The $15,000 ‘BioCharger’ causes autism in young children, a new study shows.
ABC Forced To Sack Proof-Readers Due To Liberal Party Budget Cunts
National broadcaster The ABC will axe up to 250 jobs, including sub-editors and proof readers, as it deals with bigger
Novak Djokovic Apologises For COVID Breach By Throwing Massive Party For Fans
A contrite Novak Djokovic has apologised for holding a tennis tournament during the middle of a pandemic, saying he would
Channel Nine Commits To Diversity By Embracing A Wider Range Of Racist Views
Channel Nine has confirmed that Sam Newman will feature on this year’s season of The Footy Show, saying it wanted
The Big Bang Theory Has Been Pulled From Netflix Because It Is Shit
Saying it was ‘long overdue’, television streaming service Netflix has permanently removed all seasons of The Big Bang Theory from
“DUMBLEDORE WAS ACTUALLY A TRANSGENDER LESBIAN!” JK Rowling tweets in frantic attempt to win back fans
After facing a huge backlash over a series of tweets that many felt were transphobic, a frenzied JK Rowling today
60 Minutes To Interview Nobel-Prize Winning Scientist Peter Doherty On What It’s Like To Be A Celebrity Chef
Following Sunday’s emotional interview with Pete Evans about the coronavirus, vaccinations and other medical topics, Sixty Minutes has announced an
‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ Prequel Has Dropped And It’s Pretty Dark
Netflix has released the much-anticipated prequel to The Handmaid’s Tale, which reveals the backstory of how the United States disintegrated
Triple J plays Centrelink Hold Music for eight straight hours to close out Requestival
Australian radio station Triple J today closed out its first ever ‘Requestival’ by playing the Centrelink Hold Music for its
Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper
Donald Trump has resigned from his position as President to devote more time to creating material for comedian Sarah Cooper
Virus Eradicated In NSW
In a rare day of positive news for the state, New South Wales has recorded zero new coronavirus cases and
Elon Musk Announces That New Baby Will Run Entirely On Electricity By 2021
Elon Musk’s latest creation X Æ A-12, which was launched yesterday as a milk-only model, will transition to 100% electricity
Andrew Bolt furiously penning think piece about how George Pell couldn’t possibly be expected to know that paedophilia was inappropriate
News Corp columnist Andrew Bolt was today putting the finishing touches to an opinion piece which will argue that people