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November 2, 2021
Conspiracy theorist Melbourne Cup horses refuse to take horse wormer, insist on human wormer instead
"So many horses are sheep"
October 21, 2021
Christian Porter Becomes New Yellow Wiggle After Group Reveals They Were Behind $1 Million Blind Trust
"We're calling in a favour"
October 1, 2021
Sky News Interviews Pauline Hanson About How Pauline Hanson Is Being Silenced
Sky will spend the next four days talking exclusively about Hanson losing her platform
September 2, 2021
Joe Rogan Back To Full Health
‘Neigh!’
August 23, 2021
Matt Canavan First Person Over 5 To Throw Temper Tantrum About The Wiggles
"I hate them! I hate them! Make them stop mummy!"
July 29, 2021
Guy Who Started Watching 3 Minutes Ago Already Expert In Canoe Slalom
"The way she’s navigating those downstream gates makes me think she’s on song here"
July 29, 2021
New 7Plus App Combines All Racist Content Onto One Handy Platform
"Over forty screens of racist content!"
July 28, 2021
Sydney Makes Official Request For Olympics To Be Extended By Four Weeks
"Watching Kaylee McKeown swim sub 58' is about all that’s holding me together right now"
July 22, 2021
Brisbane 2032 Olympics To Welcome Athletes From Countries Right Across The Australia/New Zealand Travel Bubble
"Provided the border with New Zealand is open at that particular time"
June 11, 2021
Man Just Assumes ‘Lilibet’ Is Name Of New Sports Betting Company
“I’ve got Sportsbet, Pointsbet, GoBet, WinnersBet, PalmerBet, BlueBet, Bet365 and UniBet … but I’m not seeing Lilibet. Strange"
June 8, 2021
We’ve Pitched A New Show To Netflix: 60 Minutes Of Senator James Paterson Reading Out Our Tweets
You may have seen the pilot episode in Senate Estimates yesterday. If not, watch the clip below
June 8, 2021
Annastacia Palaszczuk Gets First Anabolic Steroid Jab, As She Begins Surprising Attempt To Qualify For Tokyo Olympics
The Queensland Premier has taken her first steps towards an ambitious goal of qualifying for the Tokyo Olympics, receiving the
June 4, 2021
New Four Corners Episode To Explore PM’s Links To Crazy Conspiracy Group
"The strange sect believes there’s an imaginary being in the sky who hates gay people"
June 3, 2021
AFL Matches In Adelaide To Go Ahead Without Ball
"Let me reassure you that no other part of the game will be affected"
May 24, 2021
Oprah Reveals Underhanded Tactics She Used To Secure Harry & Meghan Interview: “I Pretended To Care”
Winfrey created a series of fake smiles and head nods in order to impersonate someone who gave a shit
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