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Man Who Had Brief Conversation With Prince Philip In 1964 Interviewed For Half An Hour By ABC
“We’ve got to draw this out for at least another week"
Ben Roberts-Smith To Feature On Seven’s Dancing With The Stars
His favourite moves are the box-step and the box-buried-in-the-backyard.
New Game Show ‘Can You Get Fired From A Scott Morrison Government?’ Announced
‘It's one of the toughest game shows to ever hit our screens’'
In our rush to condemn Prince Andrew for befriending a convicted sex offender, we’ve forgotten that Meghan Markle once wore a fugly dress that DIDN’T SUIT HER 
"Being seen with a paedophile is unfortunate, but not as unfortunate as being seen in last season’s colours. What was she thinking?"
Nadal Knocked Out Of Australian Open By 5G Tower, Facebook Reports
"Nadal lost concentration when chem trails were sprayed over the court early in the third set"
Eddie McGuire Resigns Due To Toxic Culture Of Discrimination: “I’ve Been Constantly Targeted And Harassed”
"We need to be big enough as a club to acknowledge that I am being victimised here".
Eddie McGuire Dismisses Racism Claims: “One Of Our AFLW Players Has An Asian Friend”
"An under 19s player travelled extensively through Africa on a gap year. So don’t tell me we have a problem with racism"
Fox News Calls Election For Donald Trump
“It’s pretty hard to see a way for Joe Biden to win it from here”
Trump To Begin New Role At Sky News Australia
It ends weeks of speculation about what he will do in retirement.
COVID-19 Cancelled To Allow SCG Test To Go Ahead
“Out of an abundance of caution we have decided to cancel the COVID-19 virus"
Reverse Parallel Parking Confirmed For 2024 Olympics
"Judges will make unhelpful comments and suggestions while the competitors are in action"
Melbourne cup betting
Uncertain Melbourne Cup Punter To Just Choose Betting Agency Based On Name, Colours
“I quite like the name Centrebet. But I like UBet’s colours. Maybe I'll put a few dollars on each"
Peta Credlin Slams Daniel Andrews For Opening Up Melbourne Too Early
"How many Victorians must die before Daniel Andrews takes this virus seriously?"
Pornhub Launches New ‘Just Tucking In My Shirt’ Category
Subcategories include Quick Tucks, Group Tucks and Shirts I'd Like To Tuck
Trump Refuses To Accept Outcome Of The Bachelor Finale
"It's a conspiracy engineered by the US Postal Service, Joe Biden and Channel Ten