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Triple J plays Centrelink Hold Music for eight straight hours to close out Requestival
Australian radio station Triple J today closed out its first ever ‘Requestival’ by playing the Centrelink Hold Music for its
Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper
Donald Trump has resigned from his position as President to devote more time to creating material for comedian Sarah Cooper
Virus Eradicated In NSW
In a rare day of positive news for the state, New South Wales has recorded zero new coronavirus cases and
Elon Musk Announces That New Baby Will Run Entirely On Electricity By 2021
Elon Musk’s latest creation X Æ A-12, which was launched yesterday as a milk-only model, will transition to 100% electricity
Andrew Bolt furiously penning think piece about how George Pell couldn’t possibly be expected to know that paedophilia was inappropriate
News Corp columnist Andrew Bolt was today putting the finishing touches to an opinion piece which will argue that people
40-Million-Barrel Global Oil Surplus Caused By Cancellation Of Body Building Championship, Analysts Say
The cancellation of the World Body Building Championships last month is the reason for the record glut in crude oil
Novak Djokavic Clarifies Anti-Vax Comments, Saying He Thought Novel Coronavirus Was An Up-And-Coming Spanish Tennis Player
Eight-times Australian Open winner Novak Djokavic has sought to clarify the comments he made about vaccinations earlier this week, saying
Turnbull Spends $1.7 Million Buying Copies Of His Autobiography
Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has made a one-off donation to his book sales figures, buying 45,000 copies – or
Virgin Allows Customers To Purchase Airline As Optional Add-On
Virgin Australia customers will be able to purchase extra baggage, insurance or Virgin Australia Pty Ltd as part of a
Our Review Of Malcolm Turnbull’s New Book. “It has a promising start, but loses its way midway through the first page”
Malcolm Turnbull’s new autobiography, A Bigger Picture, is one of the most hotly anticipated political books in years. So much
Australians Reminded To Stay At Least 1.5km Away From Sam Newman
Authorities have warned Australians to stay at least 1.5km away from former media personality Sam Newman, in the interests of
Pete Evans Dies After Accidentally Ingesting His Own Bullshit
Celebrity chef Pete Evans has tragically died after unintentionally eating a large quantity of his own bullshit. He was
REPORT: We Created An Exponential Graph Because That’s What People Seem To Be Into Right Now
We’ve created a graph that starts off horizontally but then kicks right up so it’s almost vertical, because that kind
Tony Lewis, Creator Of Duckworth-Lewis Scoring System, Dies Aged 78 (Or 26 Under The Duckworth-Lewis Method)
Former university lecturer Tony Lewis, famed for co-creating the Duckworth-Lewis scoring system for rain affected cricket matches, has died. He
The Black Death Was Widely Exaggerated, Andrew Bolt Says  
Sky News commentator Andrew Bolt says the bubonic plague has been blown out of proportion