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The Shovel And Sky News To Merge, Creating Australia’s Largest Satirical News Organisation
Online news organisation The Shovel will merge with satirical news broadcaster Sky News to create the country’s largest satirical news organisation. The new company will...
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In A World Of Fake News, You Need Fake News You Can Trust
It’s one of the biggest problems facing our world today. In a post-truth era, how do you know that the fake news you’re reading is...
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Channel 7 Overrun By African Gang Stories
Barely a week goes by when Channel 7 isn’t teeming with African gang stories, it has emerged.
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David Leyonhjelm Resigns To Take Up New Role As Sky News Presenter
New South Wales Senator David Leyonhjelm has stepped down from his role as a self-important, condescending bully in the senate, to take up a role...
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Man Buries Himself Under Road For 3 Days In Stunningly Realistic Portrayal Of Life In Hobart
Artist Mike Parr has been buried in a small container underneath a road in Hobart, in a moving depiction of what it’s like to live...
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Amazing! Our Quiz Can Guess Which City You Grew Up In With Just 1 Question
Adelaide? London? Sydney? Newcastle? We reckon we can guess what city you grew up in with just one question. Go on, try us!
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Vacuous, Attention-Seeking Reality TV Star Meets With Kim Kardashian
A narcissistic social media star who is famous merely for being famous has met with Kim Kardashian at the White House.
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Barnaby Joyce, Vikki Campion To Use $150k Interview Money To Pay For Their Son’s Therapy When He’s Older
Barnaby Joyce and his new partner Vikki Campion have sold the story of their relationship to the Seven Network for $150,000, saying they would put...
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Unemployed London Man Marries Successful Hollywood Actress
In a fairytale love story that has captured hearts across the world, a retired army officer from England has married a popular American actress in...
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Here’s The Official Apology From The ABC Regarding Their Description Of Tony Abbott
The ABC’s news division was today censured for describing Tony Abbott as ‘the most destructive politician of his generation’. Here is the official policy from...
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Child Born Into Welfare Dependency
In another example of the growing scourge of inter-generational welfare dependency, a London baby today joined its two siblings in a family entirely reliant on...
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Attention-Seeking Fake Blonde Had Sex With Stormy Daniels, 60 Minutes Reveals
Some desperate-for-money blonde with big tits once had sex with Stormy Daniels, a 60 Minute interview has exposed.
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Facebook Doesn’t Store Your Data, Mark Zuckerberg Assures James Samuel Wilson Of 1/45 Malvern Ave, Heidelberg Heights
Wishing him a happy birthday for last week and complimenting him on the new shirt he bought today, Mark Zuckerburg reassured 26 year-old, university educated,...
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God Says He’ll Eliminate All Suffering For A Year If His Post Gets 1 Million Likes
The Almighty Father has set his followers a fun new challenge, saying he’ll put an end to all grief, anguish and suffering for 12 months...
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The Shovel Fails To Win Fake News Award
In a disappointing boost to its credibility, The Shovel failed to win a single award in the highly anticipated 2017 Fake News Awards announced by...
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