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Royal Commission Struggling To Pay Bank Participation Fees
The Government has been slugged with bank fees totalling $1.8 million as part of the Royal Commission – a charge
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Optus Launches New ‘Optus White’ Service
Telecommunications provider Optus has launched a new premium service called ‘Optus White’, a special offering available exclusively to customers of
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Teenager Borrows Father’s Suit For Court Appearance
After being strongly advised by his mother that a hoodie and jeans would not cut it today, a Californian teen
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New Facebook Privacy Setting Allows Users To Stop Posting Intimate Details Of Their Personal Life
New privacy controls on Facebook will allow users to decide whether or not to post details of their relationship status,
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McDonald’s Launches New ‘Ethical Options’ Made From Free Range, Cruelty Free Emulsifiers
Fast food giant McDonald’s has joined the movement towards offering more ethical food options, vowing to use only free range
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Woolworths Self Checkout Machines To Double As Pokies
Customers at Woolworths will soon be able to gamble their entire weekly shop at the point of sale, in an
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New ‘Airbarnaby’ Booking Site Just Lists Free Homes Provided By Millionaires
Global booking website Airbnb has launched a new offshoot brand which lists all the exclusive properties that are provided free
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Elon Musk Has A Big Cock
American-based billionaire Elon Musk has a large penis, it has been confirmed
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New ‘Left Handed’ Doritos To Be Launched In US
Food giant PepsiCo has announced it will launch a new range of left and right-handed versions of its popular Doritos
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“I Told You The Stock Market Would Fall” Says Expert Who Also Predicted Stock Market Would Rise
A finance expert who predicted the October 2008 global financial crises (and the October 2008 global financial boom) says he
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Ikea Founder Forced To Walk Through Entire Heaven Before Getting To His Section
Ikea Founder Ingvar Kampgrad spent today walking through eighteen different departments and a maze of passageways, just to get to
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New ‘Shitcoin’ Currency Allows Investors To Flush Money Directly Down Toilet 
A new cryptocurrency – ‘Shitcoin’ – has hit the market, offering investors an exciting new way to relieve themselves of
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Flinders Street Station To Be Replaced By Starbucks Flagship Store
Melbourne’s Flinders Street Station will be demolished to make way for an exciting new Starbucks concept store, the Andrews Government
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Murdoch Sells Movie Studio To Focus On Comedy Arm Of Business
Rupert Murdoch has sold 21st Century Fox to Disney, freeing the business up to focus on its comedy arm, Fox
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Innovative New Shopping Service Allows Customers To Send Christmas Gifts Directly To Landfill
An online department store says it is ‘cutting out the middle man’ by allowing customers to send everything from toys