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Profits Tumble As Banks Now Required To Have Living Customers Only
Australian banks will be required to limit their customer base to people who are alive, as part of a set
Gillette Releases Cute New ‘Pink Lady Razor’ As Part Of Bold New #MeToo Campaign
Saying it wanted to ‘challenge men to think about the way they treat women’, social justice company Gillette has released
‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section
A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers
Virgin Australia Passengers To Be Asked To Sing National Anthem Before Take Off
Virgin Australia passengers will be required to stand, place their hand on their heart and sing the Australian national anthem
Enquiry Takes 14 Months To Find Banks Motivated By Greed
A Royal Commission has taken 417 days, 9,000 submissions, 27 witness statements and two thousand hours of evidence to come
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Coles Launches Mini Collectable Single-Use Plastic Bag
Supermarket giant Coles has added to its successful mini collectables range, announcing a tiny single-use plastic bag that customers can
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Apple Becomes First Irish Company To Hit $1 Trillion Valuation
A computer business that began life in the garage of Steve Jobs’ childhood home in Dublin has become the first
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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean
Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant
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Elon Musk Travels To Thailand To Help Extract Publicity
As the Thailand cave rescue efforts continued today, Elon Musk said he was on hand to do whatever he can
Woolworths To Phase In Plastic Bags
Supermarket giant Woolworths says it is committed to phasing in plastic bags across all of its fresh fruit and vegetables
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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Has A New Privacy Policy For You To Delete
A company you vaguely remember signing up to in 2006 has spent the last three weeks developing a new privacy
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Mum’s Spag Bol Drops Out Randomly Without Notice, Telstra Confirms
The ‘spag bol’ that Telstra was referring to in its recent advertising campaign often isn’t available, and can be missing
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Robots That Built IKEA Chair Now Divorced
Citing ‘irreparable differences’, a pair of Singaporean robots who famously built an IKEA chair last week, has divorced, after the
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AMP Replaces CEO With Pokie Machine: ‘It’s About Fairer Outcomes for Our Customers’
Financial services giant AMP has made a “Where’s The Gold” pokie machine it’s new CEO in a bid to drastically
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Commonwealth Bank Opens New Cemetery Branch, To Be Closer To Its Customer Base
Saying it was part of its ‘customer-first strategy’ Commonwealth Bank has announced the opening of a new branch in Melbourne