Business
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New Anti-Vaccination Seminar To Cut Out Middle-Man And Just Inject Participants Directly With Measles
Claiming to be the most efficient way to get information about not vaccinating your family, a new series of seminars in Australia will include a...
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Facebook Outage: Panicked Users Unsure Who To Give Their Private Data Away To, As Outage Continues
Thousands of Facebook users were today frantically looking for new ways to give away their intimate private data, as the social media platform outage continued...
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Millennials Not Graduating With Right Job Skills Says Boomer Who Can’t Use The Internet
Millennials are not graduating with the right job skills, a report commissioned by a group of CEOs who haven’t worked out how to download it...
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Profits Tumble As Banks Now Required To Have Living Customers Only
Australian banks will be required to limit their customer base to people who are alive, as part of a set of stringent changes recommended by...
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Gillette Releases Cute New ‘Pink Lady Razor’ As Part Of Bold New #MeToo Campaign
Saying it wanted to ‘challenge men to think about the way they treat women’, social justice company Gillette has released a cute new pack of...
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‘Onion Too Dangerous’ Says Shop That Has Dedicated Chainsaw Section
A warehouse chain that has an entire section devoted to chainsaws, compound mitre saws and jackhammers, has warned its customers about the potential dangers of...
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Virgin Australia Passengers To Be Asked To Sing National Anthem Before Take Off
Virgin Australia passengers will be required to stand, place their hand on their heart and sing the Australian national anthem while their flight is taxiing...
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Enquiry Takes 14 Months To Find Banks Motivated By Greed
A Royal Commission has taken 417 days, 9,000 submissions, 27 witness statements and two thousand hours of evidence to come to the conclusion that banks...
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Coles Launches Mini Collectable Single-Use Plastic Bag
Supermarket giant Coles has added to its successful mini collectables range, announcing a tiny single-use plastic bag that customers can collect, store in a pile...
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Apple Becomes First Irish Company To Hit $1 Trillion Valuation
A computer business that began life in the garage of Steve Jobs’ childhood home in Dublin has become the first company to be valued at...
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New Coles Initiative Allows Customers To Dispose Of Plastic Bags Directly Into Ocean
Saying it wanted to make it as easy as possible for customers to contribute to environmental degradation, shopping centre giant Coles today launched a new...
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Elon Musk Travels To Thailand To Help Extract Publicity
As the Thailand cave rescue efforts continued today, Elon Musk said he was on hand to do whatever he can to help extract publicity.
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Woolworths To Phase In Plastic Bags
Supermarket giant Woolworths says it is committed to phasing in plastic bags across all of its fresh fruit and vegetables over the next two years,...
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Company You’ve Never Heard Of Has A New Privacy Policy For You To Delete
A company you vaguely remember signing up to in 2006 has spent the last three weeks developing a new privacy policy for you to immediately...
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Mum’s Spag Bol Drops Out Randomly Without Notice, Telstra Confirms
The ‘spag bol’ that Telstra was referring to in its recent advertising campaign often isn’t available, and can be missing essential ingredients, the company has...
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