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Jeff Bezos Resigns From Amazon, Citing Appalling Working Conditions
"Whoever runs this place is a maniac!"
TRADE WARS: Kmart Australia Retaliates By Removing All Chinese-Made Goods From Its Shelves
"You can hardly notice the difference"
News Corp Folds After Running Out Of Things To Criticise Victoria About
"Without 89 think pieces shitting on Victorians, we didn’t really have any content”
Australia Post CEO Says Cartier Watches Were Posted In May, But Haven’t Arrived Yet
"The quickest way to get a parcel from Melbourne CBD to Carlton is via Brisbane"
EXCLUSIVE: Coronavirus Was Offered $130,000 To Sign Non-Disclosure Agreement, After Being Inside Trump
Trump ‘pulled out all stops’ to get the two together
Murdoch Shocked To Learn Of Trump’s Tax Bill: “$750 Is Extraordinarily High”
"I've never seen a tax bill that high before"
Westpac To Pay $1.3 Billion Money Laundering Fine Using Unmarked 100 dollar Notes
"Meet us at the bus stop near Martin Place at 9pm tomorrow night. No weapons”
“Customers won’t notice any difference”: Tiger Airways announces it will no longer fly
“We’ve made the difficult decision to continue the service levels that you have become accustomed to"
News Corp to spend next 15 years denying existence of James Murdoch
News Corporation-owned television stations and news websites will spend at least the next decade claiming James Murdoch is not real
Anti-trust hearing cancelled after Google CEO starts randomly finishing interrogator’s sentences
“What do lions eat? What do graphic designers do? What does lmao mean? All great questions and thanks so much for your interest”
Apple has released a stylish new face mask for just $79 (official Apple-compatible straps sold separately for $12,000 each)
After a more sophisticated pandemic look? You might be in luck. Tech giant Apple has announced a sleek new facial
Silicon Valley Invents New ‘Remind Me Tomorrow’ Button For Dealing With Climate Change
Developers in Silicon Valley have created an innovative new way to put off dealing with impending catastrophe, announcing a new
With Fewer People Doing Arts Degrees, Who Is Going To Stack Shelves At Coles And Woolworths?
Experts are concerned that a doubling of fees for Arts Degrees may lead to a shortage of people with the
Mark Zuckerberg – Dead At 36 – Says Social Media Sites Should Not Fact Check Posts
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg – who died of coronavirus in his Californian home today – says it is not Facebook’s
In the interests of the health of its customers, McDonald’s has announced it will close all of its stores permanently
Saying the health of its customers was its top priority, McDonald’s has made the decision to permanently close all 970